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Guy chill! Am not responsible for your problems

The morning news headlines from TDK metro fm..

# APC blames Jonathan for Mikel Obis loss of african footballer, accuses him of been Clueless

# Jonathan promises to set up a committee to look into the matter

‪#‎Elrufai‬ screams Yaya toure is number 8 on the sniper list

# Obasanjo writes mikel Obi a letter

# Boko haram claims responsibility for the loss of Mikel Obi to Yaya Toure the Beast of Africa , also they promised more loss if Mikel Obi do not convert to. If I say anythiny------ Its you add anything ?

# Liar mohammad warns Jonathan blood will flow if Mikel Obi loses again

# Okeyson movies produces their new movie "THE WAY TO SUCCESS" featuring Mikel Obi as chelsea fc , Yaya Toure as mancity. Marketed by obaino movies

# Fani kayode congratulates Mikel Obi ' you see am a true nigerian I love igbo people if you doubt me, I have slept with many of their women if you are still in doubt ask Bianca Ojukwu ( mad man is banging peoples wife a yard stick to measure your love for a tribe)

# Fashola set to increase tax on player salaries due to such much funds earned by the players

# Oshomole shouts GO and DIE if you don't like this post

# Buhari and Tinubu set to meet Mikel obi , to encourage him to join APC

# ASUU advises Mikel Obi to join them so as to learn how to STRIKE better than Yaya Toure

# Stella oduah buys Mikel Obi a bullet proof BMW to protect him from losing next time, ( I don laugh scatter floor for here ooooh )

# Lier mohammad is APC chairman ! I Hope d ones dat abused me will apologise soon if not BA wahala I did it for fun not insult

# Breaking news Mikel Obi CV contains Jos as place of birth , but Mikel Obi wrote Nigerian as country of birth on his wikipedia page

# Nigeria national assembly budgets 50billion naira for sucess party for Mikel Obi

# Sanusi Lamcastido sanusi set to print 5000naira notes with MIKEL OBI picture on it


Sahara reports

I am seeking for admission in Carritas University Enugu, and i would like to know all the requirement needed.
I also need the phone number of the REV SISTER in charge is needed too.

ladies knows

Over to you ladies

I wonder

Without sponsoring a bill, Ngige is not fit to rule. Let him go back and continue receiving his jumbo pay

Most Nigerian
politicians do not know
what it takes to be in
public offices. “Power is
responsibility”; an
inspirational quote of Governor Rauf
Aregbesola of the State
of Osun. But a
circumstance, where
men in power shun their
primary responsibility (ies); unequivocally,
they deserve not to be
in power. The following are the
list of 34 Nigeria’s
senators according to Daily Trust who are mere bench-warmers in
The Senate, receives the
Senate Jumbo pay for
the past two years, but have not sponsored a single bill since there election 2years ago. 1. Jibrilla Mohammed Bindowo (PDP, Adamawa) 2. Chris Ngige (ACN, Anambra) 3. Babayo Garba Gamawa (PDP, Bauchi) 4. George Akume (ACN, Benue) 5. Maina Ma’aji Lawan (ANPP, Borno) 6. Mohammed Ali Ndume (PDP, Borno) 7. Ahmad Zannah (PDP, Borno) 8. Nwanko Christopher (PDP, Delta) 9. Oguji Sunny (PDP, Ebonyi) 10. Babafemi Ojudu (ACN, Ekiti). 11. Mohammed Danjuma Goje (PDP, Gombe) 12. Abdulazeez Usman (PDP, Jigawa) 13. Ahmed Makarfi (PDP, Kaduna) 14. Mohammed Sani Saleh (CPC, Kaduna) 15. Kabiru Gaya (ANPP, Kano) 16. Sadiq Yar’Adua (CPC, Katsina) 17. Mohammed Magoro (PDP, Kebbi) 18. Suleiman Adoke (PDP, Nasarawa) 19. Solomon Ewuga (CPC, Nasarawa) 20. Obadara Olugbenga Onoalapa (ACN, Ogun) 21. Kunlere Boluwaji (LP, Ondo) 22. Robert Boroffice (LP, Ondo) 23. Olusola Adeyeye (ACN, Osun) 24. Hosea Agboola Ayoola (PDP, Oyo). 25. Magnus Abe (PDP, Rivers) 26. Wilson Asinobi Ake (PDP, Rivers) 27. Mohammed Maccido (PDP, Sokoto) 28. Abubakar Umar Turare (PDP, Taraba) 29. Aisha Jummai Alhassan (PDP, Taraba) 30. Alkali Jajere (ANPP, Yobe) 31. Bukar Abba Ibrahim (ANPP, Yobe) 32. Ahmed Sani Yarima (ANPP, Zamfara) 33. Sahabi Alhaji Ya’u (PDP, Zamfara) 34. Kabiru Garba Marafa (ANPP, Zamfara) Short URL: http://www.osundefender.org/?p=114196

uj_sizzle: Goats constantly having meeting every night in front of the corpers lodge

funny

BULLSHIT!

Does it make call?

Good evening yusuf, pls i need the ebook. Here is my email heexanova16@gmail.com

If chess is not evil then why is the aim of the game to kill all the piece in order to take the king captive? Remember that most blood thirst wars in history all followed the principle of chess

yoged: I don become regular customer for malaria and typhoid. Have been admmited trice due to typhoid but thank God am getting over it now. For the past 6months i havent been taken ordinary water. I depend on table water......but right now. Am fighting palpitation, Angina. Have done so many test, there's nothing wrong with heart, Dr says its due to anxiety. But Garlic has been doing the magic lately. God pls heal me completely. I don suffer alot. We needs God's kingdom

please i am also experiencing the same thing, anxiety always cause my bp to rise, what is the soln? Are u saying garlic is the soln?

frprof: I drive an 1987 Model of Toyota Camry. It's American Model automatic transmission, factory fitted Ac. I still find it very interesting. Last wk, I comfortably drove it to Kaduna from Otukpo and fro without any stress on the road. Just 89000 miles on the millage. Who has such ancient but still fanciful car to share?

Pls post a picture of that 1987 model

Rt FNJ: Were r d clueless nairalanders... No comments.. Mtchwwwwww.. Front page pls

yup

kelvin1191: And latr some people here will be calling him retardeen, kindergarten president etc. Abeg GEJ should pull those stunt again by cancelling d visit a day or two to d meeting day like what he did to Vladmir putin of russia.

I dont think its wise for him to cancel the trip

Thanks friends

I saw this coming and I was right, when They said he was clueless. They said Obama refused to come to Nigeria because of corruption which was a lie but instead insecurity.
Sahara reporters and the Premium Times celebrated as did the opposition.

The "clueless one" said nothing. He knew GENERAL ELECTRIC is investing a billion dollars and more in Nigeria. He knew America bought well over
seventy percent of what we offered and yet Obama snubbed us.

So he quietly threatened the pull back from Mali...thus increasing the refugee situation in America and likely hiding place for Al Qaeda. Then he went to China and secured soft loans worth 1.3 Billion dollars and the building of at least two dams and a lot more infrastructural development agreements.
And America panicked.

The Nigerian ambassador was invited and with pride and ego asked America how they could allow Obama snub Nigeria.
And with immediate alacrity, America invites Goodluck Ebele Jonathan and Nigeria for a staate visit and not a surreptitious one.

The "clueless one", noiselessly as usual called America's bluff and America listened.

They said he was clueless. They said Obama refused to come to Nigeria because of corruption which was a lie but instead insecurity. Sahara reporters and
the Premium Times celebrated as did the opposition.

The "clueless one" said nothing. He knew GENERAL ELECTRIC is investing a billion dollars and more in Nigeria.
He knew America bought well over
seventy percent of what we offered and yet Obama snubbed us.

So he quietly threatened the pull back from Mali...thus increasing the refugee situation in America and likely hiding place for Al Qaeda.
Then he went to China and secured soft loans worth 1.3 Billion dollars and the building of at least two dams and a lot more infrastructural development agreements.
And America panicked.

The Nigerian ambassador was invited and with pride and ego asked America how they could allow Obama snub Nigeria.
And with immediate alacrity, America invites Goodluck Ebele Jonathan and Nigeria for a staate visit and not a surreptitious one.

The "clueless one", noiselessly as usual called America's bluff and America listened.

If there is a flaw in chess as a game of war,it is this-

Unlike war,the rules of chess are constant.

The pieces are unchangeable,

You will never win the heart of a rook nor the mind of a knight,

They are deaf to your arguments.

*And so be it.*

Chess is by all means evil,

The goal of a chess game is total annihiation that is complete destruction.

But in war, even as the blood heats in your ears and you race after your enemy,there is hope that saner minds than yours, will stop you before you reach your target.

In war,unlike chess,rules can be changed

Truces can be called.

The greatest of enemy can become friends.

In war,there is hope.

And who will use the hostel when the students are on strike?

I graduated with a degree in engineering and am currently serving, i would love to go into business as soon as i am done with nysc but the problem is that i ve never done any business related course when i was in school such as accounting, marketing and business theory.
Recently i heard about MBA degree, my folks says having MBA degree will make me a business mogul but i didnt really understand how the MBA degree operates, where can i get materials to self-educate myself if i cant afford an MBA degree.
Pls help me