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To mail you might take a longer time,we appreciate your topic but it will be better if u pour out everything to d thread atleast we are all one family(Nairaland) it will save some stress and may be of great use to many nairalander.

D admission list(1st & 2nd batch) is already out,so i doubt if anything can still be done and beside i came 36 in d post ume exam which make me out of d picture. I just pray,

Of course she has to take so much of it this time atleast to be sure when she pour out again there wil still be few left but don't say this advise is from me cos i don't like being held responsible for something i didn't do.

Rubish!

Hmm! Its not easy o. I don't even know girls have d urge for sex also,i thought it's only when they are on it. Well,sex is a very great temptation to overcome,just be careful and know what u truly want.

If you notice this notice,you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.

In a certain psychiatric hospital,d psychiatrist wanted to test d psychological and mental improvement of d patients and so,he drew a motor car on a board. He watched to see what would happen. Some certain patients went to d board and tried to push d car from its position but a certain patient was sitting calmly without making an attempt to join the others in their foolish act. D psychiatrist watched him and so felt he was getting better,he then decided to ask him why he didn't join d others. D psychiatrist moved towards him and gently asked: why join them,when i have d key to d car?

In a certain psychiatric hospital,d psychiatrist wanted to test d psychological and mental improvement of d patients and so,he drew a motor car on a board. He watched to see what would happen. Some certain patients went to d board and tried to push d car from its position but a certain patient was sitting calmly without making an attempt to join the others in their foolish act. D psychiatrist watched him and so felt he was getting better,he then decided to ask him why he didn't join d others. D psychiatrist moved towards him and gently asked: why join them,when i have d key to d car?

Ha! Ha!! ha!!! You guys will never give up making fun of someone hmm! Kinda like it anyway,part of d fun. But we all na guys o!

'I need a male friend' and all d guys are droping their contacts so quick,some are even coming indirectly and end up droping their numbers at d end, Hmm! Me am not dropping any contact o!

'I need a make friend' and all d guys are droping their contacts so quick,some are even coming indirectly and end up droping their numbers at d end, Hmm! Me am not dropping any contact o!

Please i really like to know, does hairloss(bald hair) really have a cure?

I didn't kiss your girlfriend, i only told her lips a secret.

A policeman went to a suya spot and started at a roasted chicken,d suyaman asked if he needed some and he replied "Shut Up" I'm arresting dis chicken for immoral dressing.

A policeman went to a suya spot and started at a roasted chicken,d suyaman asked if he needed some and he replied "Shut Up" I'm arresting dis chicken for immoral dressing.

A very rich man who own a huge house has a very beautiful & sexy daughter. He is interested in alligators and has a big swimming pool filled with different and exotic specimen of d species. One day,he decided to throw a party and invited hundreds of people. After everyone has had a few drinks,he announced that anyone who can jump into d pool and make it on both side alive would have either two million naira or his sexy daughter. No one was willing to try this until suddenly there was a splash,and he turned to see a guy in d swimming pool swimming as fast as he can to d other side,Everyone cheers him as d alligators try to tear him apart. Amazingly,he makes it to d other side,some what ruffled but unharmed. The rich man says 'I say that was Amazing! So what is it to be,d two million naira or my daughters hand? The hero replies "Look sir,i don't want your money or your daughter, i just want that Bastard that pushed me in.

An American, English and a Ni9ja man wer on a ship suddenly d devil appeared n said; ''drop anytn in d sea, if i find it, i will eat u! If i dont, i will be your slave!!'' D American dropped a pin, d devil found it and ate him! D English man dropped a coin, d devil found it and ate him too! D NAIJA man opened a bottle of water, poured it in d sea & said; '', 2day na 2day! Oya find am na!!

Talking of all being stale' why not try hackneyed,archaic,platitudinous,threadbare and d rest of them? There are lot of us out there who'd like to contribute to one or two issues but due to d way some of us do address ourselves,they wouldn't want to.If u open a page and see u don't like d subject matter,topic or things in it,u open another one or better still logout instead of blabbing. We are all in Nairaland to gain one or two things not to kill minds.

Without saying much,i just want to know if there is really a solution for hairloss(bald hair) and even if there is,is it located here in Nigeria? Please as short and brief this is,you would have done more than enough if you contribute positively to this issue. Thanks Nairalanders.

D president,Vice president & senate president where in a plane. D president said; I can throw #1000 note down and make someone happy. D V.president said; I can throw 2 #500 notes down and make 2people happy. D senate president said; I can throw 5 #200 notes down and make 5people happy. D pilot heard them and said to himself, "Idiots, i can throw 3 of u down and make everyone happy.

A man said to his pal; Your son seems intelligent it must be from u. His pal replied; no its not from me,it should be from his mum cos i'm still with my sense.

You can't believe what people do in church this days, A boy sitting close to me was lighting a cigaret right inside the church! My bottle of beer nearly fall. Can you imagine?

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