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Biology Exam Question:
Draw the Female reproductive Organ? As the exam was going on..a girl looked btw her legs Απd a boy saw her Απd shouted ''Sir she's cheating,she's copying from d Original source....'

Teacher: anytin u cannot see,touch and feel does not exist. Example,can u see God? Students:NO Teacher:Can u touch God? Students:NO Teacher:Can u feel God? Students:NO, Teacher:There is no God. Can anybody give me any other example? Junior: Yes sir, Teacher: Go ahead Junior (junior faces d teacher) Junior: Can u see ur brain? Teacher: NO, Junior: Can u touch ur brain? Teacher:NO, Junior: Can u feel ur brain? Teacher: NO, Junior: U HAVE NO BRAIN.

In WAEC examination, Santos was asked to complete the following: . 1)He who fights n run away? Santos: E don surrender be dat na, na fear catch am. 2)A rolling stone? Santos: No fit just dey roll, na person push am. ... 3) He who lives in a glass house? Santos: Na rich politician e go be. 4)A stitch in time? Santos: Dey prevent further tear tear. 5) Birds of d same feather? Sample: Na d same mama born them. 6) One good turn? Santos: Na correct power steering fit do am. 7) A bird in hand? Santos: Wetin e wan be again if nobe barbecue. Dem plenty for chicken republic. Half bread is better than? Santos: Puff puff, buns or garri without sugar. 9) A journey of a thousand miles? Santos: Na d person wahala be dat na, Why e no enter car or aeroplane jeje? 10) He who laughs last? Santos: Get brain problem. Make dem examineam becos na begining of madness be dat. 11) A patient dog? Santos: Na hunger go kill am. 12) All work and no play? Santos: Na bank job be dat bros. 13) Once beaten? Santos: Na revenge go follow b dat. 14) A fool at forty? Santos: U never see Naija own, ours starts @ 50. 15) A friend in need? Santos: Na parasite b dat. Will Santos pass the exam ?

1) If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. 2) If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights. 3) Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. 4) For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. 5) Keep your boss's boss off your boss's back. 6) Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view. 7) To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. 9) Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. 10) If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.

What is your definition of LOVE?
Leave a message, and contact of yourself, and you just might get the right one.

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20th

I need a wife from Asaba, or benin

I don't really understand dis

i get their nos o lol

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Make una dey talk Wetin una sure of o.

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how is it?

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If u don't shave d hair on ur pubic 4long what shape do u think it will have when u have only ur panties on?

You didn't get my question, i never said it was a sin,i only said :if it was to be a sin would you be able to live without it?

I don't mean the kind of love u feel for your brothers,sisters,neighbours and so on,i mean the kind of love you do feel for an opposite sex say your girlfriend/lover/wife,