You can't believe what people do in church this days, A boy sitting close to me was lighting a cigaret right inside the church! My bottle of beer nearly fall. Can you imagine?

A man said to his pal; Your son seems intelligent it must be from u. His pal replied; no its not from me,it should be from his mum cos i'm still with my sense.

D president,Vice president & senate president where in a plane. D president said; I can throw #1000 note down and make someone happy. D V.president said; I can throw 2 #500 notes down and make 2people happy. D senate president said; I can throw 5 #200 notes down and make 5people happy. D pilot heard them and said to himself, "Idiots, i can throw 3 of u down and make everyone happy.

Two sperms talking to each other.
D 1st said: when i grow, i'll be a Doctor.
D 2nd replied: Me, i'll be surely become a Lawyer when i develop.
The man goes to the Toilet and Shagg off.
Dissapointed, they both shouted: IDIOT!! He destroy our Career.

All of them are stale

Talking of all being stale' why not try hackneyed,archaic,platitudinous,threadbare and d rest of them? There are lot of us out there who'd like to contribute to one or two issues but due to d way some of us do address ourselves,they wouldn't want to.If u open a page and see u don't like d subject matter,topic or things in it,u open another one or better still logout instead of blabbing. We are all in Nairaland to gain one or two things not to kill minds.

An American, English and a Ni9ja man wer on a ship suddenly d devil appeared n said; ''drop anytn in d sea, if i find it, i will eat u! If i dont, i will be your slave!!'' D American dropped a pin, d devil found it and ate him! D English man dropped a coin, d devil found it and ate him too! D NAIJA man opened a bottle of water, poured it in d sea & said; '', 2day na 2day! Oya find am na!!

A very rich man who own a huge house has a very beautiful & sexy daughter. He is interested in alligators and has a big swimming pool filled with different and exotic specimen of d species. One day,he decided to throw a party and invited hundreds of people. After everyone has had a few drinks,he announced that anyone who can jump into d pool and make it on both side alive would have either two million naira or his sexy daughter. No one was willing to try this until suddenly there was a splash,and he turned to see a guy in d swimming pool swimming as fast as he can to d other side,Everyone cheers him as d alligators try to tear him apart. Amazingly,he makes it to d other side,some what ruffled but unharmed. The rich man says 'I say that was Amazing! So what is it to be,d two million naira or my daughters hand? The hero replies "Look sir,i don't want your money or your daughter, i just want that Bastard that pushed me in.

A policeman went to a suya spot and started at a roasted chicken,d suyaman asked if he needed some and he replied "Shut Up" I'm arresting dis chicken for immoral dressing.

A policeman went to a suya spot and started at a roasted chicken,d suyaman asked if he needed some and he replied "Shut Up" I'm arresting dis chicken for immoral dressing.

I didn't kiss your girlfriend, i only told her lips a secret.

I am still not laughing

*yawns* A newbie in the school of jokes. Try again dude.

Abi nao

Ha! Ha!! ha!!! You guys will never give up making fun of someone hmm! Kinda like it anyway,part of d fun. But we all na guys o!

In a certain psychiatric hospital,d psychiatrist wanted to test d psychological and mental improvement of d patients and so,he drew a motor car on a board. He watched to see what would happen. Some certain patients went to d board and tried to push d car from its position but a certain patient was sitting calmly without making an attempt to join the others in their foolish act. D psychiatrist watched him and so felt he was getting better,he then decided to ask him why he didn't join d others. D psychiatrist moved towards him and gently asked: why join them,when i have d key to d car?

In a certain psychiatric hospital,d psychiatrist wanted to test d psychological and mental improvement of d patients and so,he drew a motor car on a board. He watched to see what would happen. Some certain patients went to d board and tried to push d car from its position but a certain patient was sitting calmly without making an attempt to join the others in their foolish act. D psychiatrist watched him and so felt he was getting better,he then decided to ask him why he didn't join d others. D psychiatrist moved towards him and gently asked: why join them,when i have d key to d car?

If you notice this notice,you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.

DicksonDonny:

A very rich man who own a huge house has a very beautiful & sexy daughter. He is interested in alligators and has a big swimming pool filled with different and exotic specimen of d species. One day,he decided to throw a party and invited hundreds of people. After everyone has had a few drinks,he announced that anyone who can jump into d pool and make it on both side alive would have either two million naira or his sexy daughter. No one was willing to try this until suddenly there was a splash,and he turned to see a guy in d swimming pool swimming as fast as he can to d other side,Everyone cheers him as d alligators try to tear him apart. Amazingly,he makes it to d other side,some what ruffled but unharmed. The rich man says 'I say that was Amazing! So what is it to be,d two million naira or my daughters hand? The hero replies "Look sir,i don't want your money or your daughter, i just want that naughty person that pushed me in.

DicksonDonny:
A very rich man who own a huge house has a very beautiful & sexy daughter. He is interested in alligators and has a big swimming pool filled with different and exotic specimen of d species. One day,he decided to throw a party and invited hundreds of people. After everyone has had a few drinks,he announced that anyone who can jump into d pool and make it on both side alive would have either two million naira or his sexy daughter. No one was willing to try this until suddenly there was a splash,and he turned to see a guy in d swimming pool swimming as fast as he can to d other side,Everyone cheers him as d alligators try to tear him apart. Amazingly,he makes it to d other side,some what ruffled but unharmed. The rich man says 'I say that was Amazing! So what is it to be,d two million naira or my daughters hand? The hero replies "Look sir,i don't want your money or your daughter, i just want that Bastard that pushed me in.

lol,vry funny