₦airaland Forum

lordimmaogidi:
Ahoy Captain Blood of Tortuga, is biased and afraid to cap.Anyways,the master of every dog is a Lord.

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cummando:
You Share ordinary one bagco bag full of junk come dey make noise.

You only shared for self not for humanity.

Modified.
Nairaland indeed is filled with kids. The guy gave and went to social media. Everybody praised. Others prayed. Some abused. I patiently waited to see all the comments but one mention made me want to cast this guy.

That stuff he is doing is called osole. Osole is a ritual that is done by so called g-boys who dont want to do the killing or the pussy wipe with hanky. They dress like one prominent person. Then they go out and share food to the needy. Thereafter they return with the plates or anything from the given to the jazzman. That one now sacrifices a pig and makes a concoction with what he brought. The concoction is dried and turned into soap . that's what he uses to bathe until he hammers. (If he hammers...gullible mofos)

That FAM is what he did. Everything that glitters is not gold.

Op accuse the guy with this fact and see his reaction.

Dont ask me how I know....its my job

well tot, we it's not osole it's Sara....

Thank God my creamie babes are coming back...

Cbt 05 has spoken

So the basted called me to tell me he Wana use his house by month ending.... I was expecting this anyways

sweettease:
Why do you want to continue in fear of the known and unknown? Start looking for a new place, let him take you to court and give you a quit notice then let the court case drag for months before the eventually verdict that will give you extra 6-12 months without rent to move out. The sweetest part is that you are not obligated to pay a penny while the whole process is ongoing. Free housing for you for like a year(give or take). That will teach him to respect his tenants. Your name Dicksonpal is strange sha

strange as it might seem... Its just a Username though.

Lomprico2:
Op is not ripe to stay on his own, he should move back in with his parent.
This his story just dey vex me.

abeg wetin dey vex u Der Na......

LaaJiblik:
Did you sign any agreement/contract while you were moving in?

obviously not.. Good morning

Fweezy:
This is a result of several mistakes made at the initial stage for which you are paying the price for it right now.
1. You were too hasty to leave your parents house and your impatience led you tell the agent to get a self con at a cheap price for you as a matter of urgency when your parents never tried to evict you at short notice. The agent in turn took advantage of your desperation and sold you quickly to that fool of a landlord whose crib you rented without thinking twice.
2. You failed to carry out due diligence and swallowed the lies told to u by the agent hook, line and sinker that the house and accessories/services were ok. (This jonsing on your part is allowed since its your first time hehehe!) You should have asked questions from neighbors and people living in the street about the light, the water, the house and even the landlord himself. If the landlord treats other tenants badly or is generally a bad person people who know will gladly tell you and warn you ahead of time.
3. You let your pride get the better part of you by thinking " because I felt like I needed to be a man of own and not stay in my fathers house any longer". Being a man is not all about talk and feeling alone. You felt because you had some good money and could afford to buy and fuel your own gen set that you were prepared for everything coming your way? You have to do some real deep thinking and planning for unforseen circumstances such as the one you are facing just now. Did you consult with anybody having similar experience before seeking to rent your own place? Have you thought about getting a lawyer and being able to pay legal fees in the event that this becomes a legal battle you must see through till the end?
This is only just the beginning. You are young and still have much to learn so let me tell you how dis is going to end. You are gonna pack out by yourself after 3 years of frustration , insults and harassment. 20k is just the beginning of your problems. You have been scammed jointly by the agent and landlord and will not be getting your money back after paying for damages you were never responsible for. That's just about it bro.

thnks for the advice, will make use of it sooner or later...

ceasare:
Don't get it twisted their is no where in Lagos state rent laws that says u r entitled to free housing for a year because of quit notice.u r entitled to pay even if u r going to court.most landlords just forgo it so u can leave on time but most people abuse it a lot...be guided pls!

OP if u r not ok with the arrangement just use ur rent out n move on....

am not OK with the arrangement, would have moved out with ease anyways but, it's becoming too much of my landlord, oppressing young guys cus they are able to put stuffs on the table themselves....

Tiwantiwa

Oye0404:
Even at dat, for how long will u pay d 20k and live in fear of been sent parking?

since the third month in the house, I had a feeling that's how they do, make sure the tenant don't stay long Dan one year, the only lady dt stayed Dan one yr, he said d babe no greet am for party where dem jam,.... Bro is that a valid reason to snd the tenant out?

pat1612:
Thank god for my landlord is totally different he stays in next compound but i hardly see him even passing my street talk less of harassment or nagging.
To your problem if you dont wanna pak extra find new house or else pay

the guy dey harass everybody, ND threaten with quit notice, I am only pained cus I saw this coming,.. What a life!!!

Oye0404:
Is that the only apartment you can get? is the rent that cheap? its obvious u're not a student so how do u cope without those basic amenities.
I'll advice u get a new apartment instead of been threatened with quit notice cos if u pay now, U'll pay next year nd d following..,....

I actually hate moving around, I close late from my personal business so light was not an issue, I put on Gen almost through out the day at work.... So when I get home Na to just on Gen for few hours and sleep.. Bros moving is not that simple, I made a mistake not investigating before making initial payment

Good morning nairaland
Please, this is not a counter thread to yesterday's....

I stay in a self con, just because I felt like I needed to be a man of own and not stay in my fathers house any longer. So I got this house last year December, all packages was paid for including damages and likes. I was told light was stable, water runs into the house, pump fully working and other amenities.

Fast forward to after I moved in, non of this was working, for a whole year it was a low current, I fetch water from the well, in fact nothing was working. After four months in the house I noticed the land lord was living close by, this got to me cause I never wanted a monitoring sprit as a landlord. The man is so naive and wicked, he creates problem with his tenants so he can them out after a year for refreshed packages. Anytime he wants to try that with me am always calm,so he doesn't have a reason to misbehave.

After 6 months of no light he brought the bill and asked us to pay, I was reluctant cus I felt at least we should pay half the money since there had been no light. The next thing was to cut all light entering each rooms, promising reconnectection after payment. I made the payment cause 6k is not the problem.

With all these observations I called the agent and told him I hope he won't give me too quit notice after a year, the same way he does to others, he told me blatantly that "shey be e se landlord ( u dint offend him na"). I was like so quit notice is the reward for annoying the landlord. I was like no shaking, I go show una.

Just a month ago the light was fully repaired, not very high current, but at least TV is working and fan.

My rent is due, i was asked to pay the new rent, wanted to wire the money when the agent called me and told me I was to pay extra 20k for damages, I was like, what the flying Bleep!!!, does one pay damages twice, I told him he should point out what I damaged, he said that's how the landlord wants his own... I felt bad and betrayed, used and dumped. After a whole year of running on generating set. This is a movement driving towards very obvious quit notice. Of which me sef no be butter but I like respecting people.

Dear nairalanders, how do you guys think I can go about it, 20k makes a difference in the economy oo.

Lalasticl.ala, help me ask well meaning Nigerians

Mskrisx:
Cus you obviously stop being stupid again.

u not done,

Mskrisx:

guess u done

Mskrisx:
Make ur brain dey the factory reset I put am. U still no fit write rubbish again. Write again na make u see! Prick!

are u done

Mskrisx:
R u saying ur case is helpless even with Ben Carson?.... is that how wicked nature has dealt u? Raving Dog.

is that all, I have ur time

Mskrisx:
Loooool
u so dead! e for talk na

r u pulling the hit to kill me... Is that all u got bleaching bleat

Mskrisx:

Worse ting is y’all never devise a means to finish ur shiit. I get started n all u do is nursery rhymes? Like the other rats? y’all need some lateral injections maybe? To help relieve the sudden pain u feel in ya elbow.
Get punchlines n feel my weight bunkum!
Weak dicck!

U see ur mama wasted her time whorin.g around the dirty streets of Orile only to train a fool? Nigger couldn’t even spell the word “BLEACH “ well I ain’t sorry for her she failed woefully in her role.
Foooool it’s “Bleach n not the jargon u wrote up there!
N yeah ur mama is an unrepentant Tramp! I bet she started the massive distribution of all HPVs not forgetting REFINED STUPIDITY to the pangolo she calls PRICKSON!

is that all, yellow fever bleeching leach

Mskrisx:
I wish you a very sad day. U disgrace of a son to an ever ready ashawoo. Shame unto your failed patriarchy. He knew the game was up for him when he brought forth simpleton in place of a child n the disappointment was glaring he had to coin a name from the lowest of low “Dickson”...Dirty hood rat!
Una think say una fit come online form Schwarzenegger when on a real Office Assistant get level pass u.
Any unfortunate lady wey fit gree to marry u fool that ur value only can be measured with that of a scare-crow o, those masculine looking bag of wastes u call sisters o, ur unborn female shreks o all of them join together will never shine as beautiful as that red bag in my dp. Ur ashawoo mama after years of hard labour and hot pussy combing still no find grounds cuz if she get levels, since wey she start e for jam oil well like her mates. Now u see how MULTIPLE FAILURE runs in ur “thieving” genes? but I told u I wasn’t suprised u could comfortably trek from Ikeja Along to Marina, if only ur grand father thought ur father how to mind his business e for sabi life is easier and sweeter compared to that suffer head e transfer give una...
Akpa ibi muo!
*one thing is sure...when I’m done with u, depression will kill u naturally.
Go through the thread and see how Wild I fight. Ur biggest loose guarding this year na to first quote me. Mtcheeeew u don jam! No run like the others oo

am here for u, bring it on bleeching leach

Mskrisx:
Who dash tadpole rain coat na? Abeg who? Uv always had time John bull no come form busy here! The word joblessness describes you in entirety.

am here fr u, bring it on *hoe*.

Mskrisx:
If I start with u...Third mainland bridge go do row call for your mama. Dey ur lane.

Quote me again and see....

bring it on... I get ur time

Mskrisx:
Just lemme ooo

yellow fever nko e dey, u dey bleach ooooo

Rip boiz

This Ia great

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Acheron:
Na to ignore them, them think say na moin moin. The level of ignorance exhibited in this thread is enough to make me sick.

Henb

aeng...

Acheron:
No mind him. Everybody wants to famz.

I tire for all these lubbers forming hl... Otisumi... Imagine lord dey claim island... Chai