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@crazyfunky

yeah girl thats tight. i got friends in sheffield, you might know them.

dont worry, i will use the front door. let me enter responsibly.

good. i will be coming tonight to see it.

catch me if you can.

nutter, meet me in court, she is lying, she said i love you to many more guys.



**enters his ferrari and zooms off**


catch me.

ok, i will come in through there. expect me soon.

ya i dig, and i will be digging into ya room very soon. j/k

i am talking about guys and girls. like it is an opposite kind of thingy. some girls might trust guys while some guys might trust girls. i didnt mean all girls are trusted. no chop me raw abeg.

you don get one from sugar mummies abi sister. na so so una dey waka dey chase toto when una get one una come they ask whether it is cureable. well, go ask a doctor cuzz i dont even have a clue what the hell it is.

if only the two of you can call it quits and get it into your head dat it is just a damn freaking fictious book. damn

i feel you man, girls are better trusted than guys. my closest friends are girls and i trust 'em with ma heart.

if yours are real, u can show me.

dat doesnt mean i cant look at it. i like looking at it shaa.

hell yeah, and sexy too.


next?

kai, i don miss you when u were offline.

well, i will need your testimony in court and you can help me pay one of the lawyers. she is going to kirikiri. i told you, you will cheat on you abi i no say so. imagine going to kirikiri only to come out and here she has another man.

nice decision u made.

this is a nice article man, wish i cud help but i aint in naija. i hope someone else comes to your aide. i wonder what people gain in joining all this pseudo-spiritual society. first of all, nothing works greater than the power of the Almighty. now, dey join and some turn up dead and stuff.

they risk their life protecting this non-sense knowledge and their master is somewhere safe directing and controling them like toy cars. it makes no sense at all.
i will like to know what they actually gain from all this gabage. dont get any power, they dont get any proper education cuzz they feel they own the world. they end up dead or disabled one way or the other.

people really need to think before they join certain organiztion and i think it is lack of education dat lead some people into this mess.

it is only when it is too late that their eyes go open like cray fish own.

good, what is the option you choose.

@j-girl

yeah , im aiight. its just dat sometimes people are so disgusting.

@eurphoria

damn, dats a real blow. tell him, pathetic looser.

lol, better makeup your mind cuzz the date is coming closer.

she was released cuzz of good behavior. im happy she is out cuzz i wann@ see them boobs again.

the two of you just made my day. havent laughed like this in a while. wow, damn, im still laughing here.


emmmm, nutter, you know for kirikiri, food nobi wetin u think say e be. and by the time dey don toture you finish, you go forget her. mosquito is your best friend there and raw floor is your bed. you might wann@ rethink.

farting in front of me will really turn me off.

but shaving in front of me is a nice turn on

burping can be fun only when we are both drunk.

about the tampax thingy, dont worry. i know how it works.

you didnt man, we cool.

thanks darl.

i was talking about how unkept their hair will be like with the odour emanating from it. geddit?