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ok, let me use style and insert it. no foget next time.

@ alheri

dat got me rolling on the floor.

@mamaput

dat was so bad but funny. i dey cry laughter here.

@kadeejah

yeah, i gotta protect ma sister. she will pay me for all the protection with her bride price.

you must be the only girl that dont like baby phat.

@rhoddy

i was sneezing all night. damn 'em blonds. got a brother sick.

now thats what im talking about right there. yeah man, you know whats up.

i like old navy t-shirts. if it aint old navy, i aint wearing.

as for cologne, i do with burberry and channel.

sunglasses, i like wearing aviators so i go for any aviators i see.

damn, people gotta learn how to chill. i have seen anger in this thread and imm@ let my own off soon. let it finish building up.

USA should go and continue bombing Iraq cuzz dats the only thing they are good at. soccer aint their kindda stuff.

hell yeah hun, we aint gon let you do us like dat.

when i was 16(then i was a real thug till my mama whooped my ass and put christianity into me ) i beat the shiit out of a dude with a baseball bat cuzz he touched my sister.

i enjoyed causing fights between girls cause it meant free movie for the guys. the girls cant fight, nahhh, they tear their clothes to shreds and the guys will have a marvellous time watching free movie.


the rest of the bad stuff i have done remain with me

Women Are Like

[list]
, the stock market
They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.

, computers
They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.

, Saran Wrap
Useful but clingy.

, horses
Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.

, parking meters
If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.

, fax machines
Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.

, political campaign contributors
If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.

, refrigerators
They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.

, blue jeans
They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

, country western songs
They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.


[/list]

do u know what blond stands for?


it was actually seun that gave her that nice name.

**goes to hospital**


**doctor says he should stay away from blonds**


**throws up again**

afeni, where will you cough out 4.5 million dollars from?

u r one crazy funny dude. now u know. lol.

master

good question.







_{i lost my phone, dont know where i kept it.}

please forgive me for the mistake. na wetin seun dey cause.









kidding

now this new list is what i call the classics, not them knuckle heads perverts.

good job hero.

one the top of my list is barry white, den stevie wonder before marvin gaye. the rest know where they stand.

i used the samsung d500 then i upgraded to samsung d600. now i am using the samsung A840

i am waiting for the new sidekick 3, SK3. its gonn@ be da bomb.

zionchic

where in the world have u been?

i have not seen anything that qualifies those mentioned above to be rated as classics. you should be talking about barry white and marvin gaye not perverts like R.Kelly and modern day monkeys like MJ.

hey so nice,

welcome to NL. you gonn@ have a nice time.

like your username.

me i go talk my own.

if a girl doesnt know how to cook, i sorry for her. a guy like me who only knows his stomach before every other thing, wont find it funny.

i mean, what is wrong in learning how to cook. if i can cook, why cant a girl cook? my mum had to force me to learn how to cook and every sunday i did the cooking, im grateful for that cuzz now i dont need no girl to do shakara for me when i tell her to cook.

it is one of the duties of an african woman, to know how to cook and if u cant cook, well, i wont eat hotel. so better start learning or else, you will regret ever not knowing how to cook.

do me like how?

yeah, sure i will. he already knows you are beautiful.