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Women, Women, Women by diddy4(m): 7:40am On Jun 21, 2006
Women Are Like

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, the stock market
They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.

, computers
They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.

, Saran Wrap
Useful but clingy.

, horses
Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.

, parking meters
If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.

, fax machines
Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.

, political campaign contributors
If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.

, refrigerators
They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.

, blue jeans
They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

, country western songs
They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.


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Re: Women, Women, Women by 2fine4u(f): 7:47am On Jun 21, 2006
haha!!! i see u tryna get back!!!
Re: Women, Women, Women by diddy4(m): 7:51am On Jun 21, 2006
hell yeah hun, we aint gon let you do us like dat. cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Women, Women, Women by Mystique(f): 10:08am On Jul 05, 2006
angry sad angry tongue
Re: Women, Women, Women by damygurl(f): 10:14am On Jul 05, 2006
when r u guys gon get off our back! we r not dat bad and if we are dat bad why do you guys even bother with us?
Re: Women, Women, Women by jydon(m): 3:37pm On Jul 05, 2006
grin grin grin we gat no choice likewise you ladies cool
Re: Women, Women, Women by jydon(m): 3:39pm On Jul 05, 2006
cheesy cheesy hey diddy nice one anyway cool cool cool
Re: Women, Women, Women by diddy4(m): 3:43pm On Jul 05, 2006
thanks man


nobi true i talk. imagine. grin grin grin
Re: Women, Women, Women by jydon(m): 12:32pm On Jul 06, 2006
my guy u no lie jo : cool cool cool
Re: Women, Women, Women by TessieBest(f): 12:55pm On Jul 06, 2006
to say the least, I think that was a nice post. painful to admit to!

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