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@dj
after i will tell u.

@kello

badman knows. i dont have many.

@debosky
na so dem dey carry talk.

@kello

i dont have many. just one.

so KD

do u want to bribe me cuzz i got so much dirt on you?

@debosky

yeah, dat was what she had in mind.

badman

wetin i dey carry, go find another person jo. na wetin. i don leave j-girl and toy for u. u greedy ooo

badman

wetin i do u now?

@kello
ok, i will be a gentleman and pay. i dont want no one to whoop ma ass but u can spank it if u want.

@shadex

abeg u fit help a brother with something?

kellorah:
hahahahahahahahahahaha
trust me, i won't hav to make the face. i won't have to need anything.God is in control!

so when we go out, it will be on you right?

and she has spoken

@2fine
doz need my _hands.

@IBB

u get any naija song abeg?

@IBB

u owe me for the job i did.

kellorah:
hahahaha
dnt let her guy catch u ohh

nahhh, her guy no fit.

2fine

the thing is this, you will come to my room den the rest will be history.  

@
kello, good? i see.


@debosky
abeg ask her ooo, she wan chop my balls.

@kello

i knew u wud see dat first.

@2fine

ouch, dat will hurt bad. yeah, im gon call for sure.

@kello
hell yeah, anything to go out with the damsal. i fight them and whoever wins, goes out with the damsal. how about that?  

@kello

next year december? nice cuzz dats when im going too. mmm, cant wait to see u back home and tell your former classmates to back off cuzz im gon fight anyone dat says i wont see u.

@badman
my man, how i go carry know the ones wey don come out. i no dey there so i no dey current. but i go try get some. u no get anyone for your computer?

@kello
dont mind afeni, he is somethig else.


@debosky

back off man, back off

@badman
u get any naija jamz for me? abeg check well cuzz i don die here. yankee songs dey kill me

@debosky
leave kelloggs alone ooo b4 i deal with you here.

been 2 years. well. not bad. you will go there very soon.

badman

bcuzz u dey there, na why u dey ask. no make me come there come deal with you.

kellorah:
hmmmmm
nthn dey sele for ma endz. i jst dey mis Nigeria bad bad

awww, when last did u hit that end?

that damn thing changed what i wrote.

i said B.T.W(by the way), the damn thing said between. which kin thing be this?

@kellorah

hope u like your new name btw. so whats up withchu?

@IBB,debosky and badman

you guys are the funniest for today. i don get cough where i dey laugh for una. chai, which kin people be dis sef.

kellorah:
hey diddy. sup? u cool?

hey, yeah, im cool. someone pissed me off yesterday and you werent here to make me smile again.

where is kelloggs kellorah?

kellorah:
i don't like asking people for stuff so, he should know when i need help and when i don't.

yes i know when u need stuff. as soon as u make dat face, i know.