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nuellabond:
Hey,
I am interested but first u'll have to send me your pic. Here's my description
-I am plump and stout, mid colour, bulging eyes, piggy nose, besides my backside is killing.
I know u'll like me.

what da hell!!!!!

Lord give me a sign--dmx

and nairaland just made her popular. she aint all dat to me. she is fine and stuff but no fine pass my sister. she gott@ try harder.

@Ez-E

can u help me man?

who doesnt know that diddy is in da building?

whats up kelloggs? damn, i like dat name

whats up people? whats smoking up in here? and badman, i dont mean ganja so commot your mind from am.

a girl leaves me? cuzz i aint got no job? thats messed up big time. what she trynn@ tell me is she wants me for my financial stuff and not cuzz she really loves me. well, if dats the case, she can go and i will keep ma head up. i aint mad atcha. imm@ get me a job and when i become the million dollar man, i hope she doesnt call cuzz her ass will roast in my fireplace.

i know not all girls are like dat cuzz i have seen and met really nice girls dat didnt care about i got but about who i am. i love my african queens.(the good ones).

@toy
im so waiting for you sweety. imm@ wear it the day im gon see you.

@kellorah
don worry sweety. i wil wear it just the way u like it. thanks for the tip. thats what im gon use to knock other guys out when we start coming for you. plus, i got ma abs.

@topic
pink is good if u know how to rock it like me. i wear pink with confidence and when i work, i work like the king of the pink city. i only got pink shirts and im about getting pink t-shirts. for those that say its gay, well, i wont blame y'all.

i trust you, lol,

yeah man. she needs to work for it. number one aint easy to get.

@j-girl

hell yeah.

@debosky
u know how i do man

keep it man. its gon come in handy one day.

@j-girl
u havent seen my trouble. get a guy and wath seun ban the 2 of us.

@ez-e
sorry man, i already gave then the song.

@j-girl
i wont let u be till u accept me so better be single when i divorce all of them, then i will come for u and i will be so faithful.

@ibb
laterz man, keep it tight.

so what number u want then? i can give u second but u will be first cuzz first aint always online

@j-girl
pick your number and i will put you there. but number one is taking. so i have 2 to 10. i can put u and kick someone out.

im i not claiming her back. why have i been chasing other guys away huh?

hell yeah girl.

abeg tell her ooo. why is she fronting?

aiight. do ya thang

which girl here can handle my almighty shaft without running?

@j-girl
u know the deal. u will complete my own to 2 den i will send it to you. how about that?

@j-girl
your own is not an issue cuzz i will handle u ones and u willl scream for more.

@2fine
i will leave instructions. u must start nd stop when i say so b4 u kill me with your waist.

aiight. i have seen u online but its just today. remember the time difference so your yesterday is my today.
so whats up? i havent seen u posting and stuff.

@eveseh
hey whats up girl? where have u been?

@dolly

so do u have any naija song?