So na foreigner dey experience the hardship wey dey Nigeria abi?
Make we hear word abeg

onlinestaff247:


If she denies you her kpekus, go get it outside without battling an eyelid. She's the one that would beg you for it with her entitlement mentality.

How would she beg you, when she's getting it outside

This is my thoughts and that's why I supported him. But baba dey fuckup

Adaisback:
Edo state deserves the best. May the best man win

The best man for me is akpata

Hope Obi attended at least to show support

Dem want to sell their imported fuel in stock before allowing dangote fuel into the market

chudez0147:
You guys should just leave us alone

Labour party should leave you alone or Nigerians should leave you and Labour party alone?

Let us understand

Elvis2kay:
Even a man without handwork or any form of education in Nigeria also blame Tinubu 😂😂

Because people wey dey give am free money sef don dey complain

concho:
Anything involving another man’s territory is a big no-go for me! I learned my lesson the hard way back when I was dabbling with widows and single mothers.

There was this time I met a young widow, Sonwa. I kept asking myself how any man could leave this fine woman for the land of the spirits. Tall, thick, and the fairest lady I had ever laid eyes on. Just a glance at her full, round chest could bring a dying man back to life ! Honestly, I considered myself lucky—Mr. Wajo had generously left me this treasure after taking a one-way trip to the afterlife. May his soul rest in peace.

So, it was salary day, and my wallet was stuffed like a Christmas turkey with 500 naira notes. I was at the bar with the widow, Sonwa, and the only thing on my mind was whether to order suya or nkwobi and what brand of booze to get next. Saving for the future? Pfft, who needs that?

We spent every last penny, and I was definitely feeling the buzz when she insisted I walk her home. Knowing her husband had moved on to the great beyond, I boldly agreed, thinking nothing could go wrong. I was clueless, walking straight into the jaws of death.

We arrived at her compound, and I swear, everyone was looking at me like I was a British explorer wandering into the king’s palace in the 1930s. Just as I was about to crack a joke, a strange-looking man emerged from her room. He was so tall, I couldn’t even make out his face—though let’s be honest, I’m a short man

Before I could ask my widow who the guy was, this mysterious dude slapped me so hard my ear started picking up static like an old radio with no signal. I couldn’t hear a thing! Whatever he was saying while pounding me like yam of the previous year, I couldn’t hear any .

When I finally stumbled home that evening, even my dogs didn’t recognize me! They chased me down like I was a thief, and my neighbors were ready to call the police. It was then that I realized this guy had rearranged my entire face with his hands of fury.

Lesson learned: I won’t even walk a woman to her street, let alone her house, ever again!

This your story, na true life abi fiction?

Tochi360:


No man becomes King without God. My People say Chukwu na-eme Eze.
That failure personified called Tinubu might actually finish up Him own 8yrs.

May the strong stand tall on Grace.

I remember when Inec announced tinubu as the winner, i saw a man saying "ha! Despite all my prayers, so this ma man still win" I just dey laugh

What's the plan of tinubu and his government? Cos as it is now, I don't understand.
Are they trying to starve Nigerians or what?

WannaHowzit:


What's there to be jealous about? Miss SA (black or white) gets $60,000, a luxury apartment, a sports car and endorsements 🇿🇦🏆🏆🏆🏆

What is Chidimma getting from shambolic Miss Universe Nigeria?👎🏾🇳🇬😂😂😂 The show was even such pathetic low quality 💩💩💩💩. Sit down.

My next thread will be about the extremely poor quality of the shambolic MUN pageant production 🇳🇬💩💩💩💩

Omo this your hatred and jealousy towards Nigeria and Nigerians strong o

Okortor:
Miss kwara will be declared winner... This I have seen. Congratulations in Addy. South Africans are in for her.

And she will step down and handover the crown miss taraba

Still too high

Writing the same thing In first paragraph
Writing the same thing in second paragraph Writing same again in the third paragraph
Even up till fourth paragraph! Why naw

Just write and pass your msg, we read and move on. Nawa o

being:

So much brain power over trivialities... pls goan exercise ur brain on more important national and global issues

I taya for that guy gan!
Simple they're confused, he said no and stated written big grammar

VillagePipu:


You people said more than this about PIDOM. Where is he today?

Personally, since you guys support Ekpa, I want them to leave Ekpa alone let him continue to do his thing. In a few years, you will be the ones begging the FG to help you catch him.

Lol, true
That's how banditry and terrorism started in the North then.
when it started Northern leader was romancing them, today nko, it's now affecting their elite

With economic hardship, you're seizing okada

Omo this government don fail o.

I don comot hand

Anything above 250 is a no no

This national intelligence agency should be a department under the NIA.

Tinubu should scrap that agency to save cost abeg

The kidnappers are even requesting money from federal government, what a joke.

I know if the government is ready to smoke this criminals out, they will. But something is really fishy.

Ha God! Help us in this country

Kelklein:
Creating tiktok content with lies..

She even bought microphone and ring light.

That thing she's showing is not a real organ..

But I think she's indirectly doing adverts, so she could get more influential costumers

SadiqBabaSani:
God will not forgive Buhari what an Evil main

Then what's the present government doing about it?

I am also in Dipo's shoes.
Some people tagged me enemy cos of tinubu.

Lol, Dipo said he has seen enough 🤣

Hello fit don leave Nigeria o

Charmingrascal:
Lol

ADVANTAGES
1. It scares away rodents & the likes (snakes, rat and geckos)

2. In Yoruba folklore it is believed that, if your cat is avoiding you especially when you are sick; just prepare your will and departing speech. Because it is believed that cat will avoid you when death lurks around.

3. It is believed that when you're sick and your cat find your side the best place to be at all times, rubbing his body on yours, you are likely to get well soon because as it is rubbing you with his body he is taking away the sickness from you.


DISADVANTAGES
1. It is easily possessed my Super Eagles. (You know super eagles wey dey fly for night btw 1 to 4 am)


2. The sound of cats are always scary, especially those ones that cry like human baby at night.


3. Finally, the scary eyes at night can give your baby nightmare



4. Go back to the disadvantage I mentioned in number one, because that is the main reason why many people don't keep cat as pet. (myself included)

I was told that if you cut a little part of the ear, bad spirit won't be able to possess it

opamoses1:
No effect as they are just kept as companions. But if you have a leather or vinyl sofa, they will scratch the hell out of it.

Na wetin I dey face be that, I don't know if they don't like leather,always scratching my white leather chair