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Ifakiland:
Eleribu....omo ale....ur dad wuld av used a condom and safe me frm replying u.

ucsparks:
i know your dad is already regretting why he never used a condom when you were conceived

actually he did, you have to blame the whole thing on aba made condom

yea we tall dark guys are the best, ladies cant just get enough of us......always getting attention from ladies especially when you are a handsome one like me

ok

oga shutup and go and make a gay video then post it online and expect people to applaud you for it

i don laff fall ontop my landlord wife

Cumnaija:
There's apache helicopter

what has a military gunship has to do with what i typed

Nel4243:
There's a game I played amongst my friends back then in pry schl even in secondary schl. For FOR GUYS AND GIRLS ONLY I'm talking about F.L.A.M.E.S.

I can't remember the full meaning; If you remember kindly help me out here.

F- Friends
L- Lovers
A-?
M-?
E-?
S-?

I dont remember there being another gender in existance

shouldnt he be arrested

This accts last seen was on january 10 2010 1:59am....

but then she uploaded her profile pics on March 11
2012


ghost mode/ stealth mode?

myself

the person below can advice


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what kind of lesbianism crap is this
and why is your english this terrible
what am i even doing here


any cocumber will solve everything easily

The soldier would slap me for not slaping him


he would want to share the money with me

I and my babe coming back from ............ so we decided to take a shortcut, so we took and inner street, i didnt know that it was a ghetto street, so on our way about 5 guys attacked us, see me naa, trying to save my babe to tell her to run, before i could even turn i already saw my babe running far ahead of me, the 5guys attacked me, took my wallet thank God i wasnt with my phone


dont ever trust ladies, i taught it was one ajebo that i was with not knowing it was one heavy kpako thing like that

i gave that to my g.f

ho did yourb.f know about this

lalasticlala fp

sauce



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death to all haramites

Only God will punish that stupid human looklike living in a dustbin

anyway before i start the mods that put in priso for a week just 20mins after i came out if thesame prison, hope you are now the commissioner of police


Anyway after the initial carriage of cement upandan a 3storey i building to make sure i dont die of hunger in this recession(fvck buhari ) i decided to reach house chop food because mama bombom don close shop today...

So on my way home i decided to take a shorter route not knowing it will be the route to my worst demise, oya naaa naso i enter this street just dey waka on my own, one fine sweet fresh woman, omoh i am telling you nicki minaj, kim k and co be nothing compared to this lady, omoh this girl carry up down left and right every guy just dey look am dey pass, me sef nobi execption naaa......



ok naa with sweat wey dey all my body from the hot son to the smell from carrying cement upandan, naso i carry myself fall ontop mad woman wey dey sell orange, na him she pick fight with me, people come gather tell loom us even the fine girl, as i put my hand for pocket make i use my days work money pay am, na en i no see the money again...i begin beg omoh dem don steal my money oh but this woman no gree.she don tear all my cloth finish

To my utmost suprise that fine lady na en wey come pay the woman money.....yes it true the lady paid it....
soo all and all as crowed don disperce i use style collect the woman number, because me think say she don like me

So two days later i come call make she come, she come tell me say she dey come in 30mins, Omoh that time na only me na me, see free yanshing naa for this buhari era....naso i come prepare arrange room finish come wait make she show, omoh to my surprise 40mins later this girl don show looking soo sweet and hot, life just dey sweet me eh, not knowing what i was going into

Lemmr skip the lame part of the rubbishes we talk about and go straight to what happened next,and important part.......

So as i make move make i begin yansh am naaa, next thing this girl tear her cloth na so i move back i think say na all this hardcore ladies, she come begin dance one kind useless dance like that wey me sef no understand, omoh na there i know say somethong dey wrong, as make move make i run this girl grab me, come begin dey urinate everywere..omoh i tell my sef that you are busy reading this nonsense that i dont even know how i started it and how i will end it, o mean wtf the story is just crap, shiits like that only happen in nigerian movies gosh

anyway i woke up today looking for who to waste 5mins of their life...am sorry it had to be you..
Thanks and bye

hehe cucumber

kahal29:
Yes nah. Since Friday.. 28th

so you want to show us now that you recieve 6digits abi

nonsense thread upandan

Smellymouth:
Which kind moniker be this?

see person wey dey talk

nubian999:
Are you gay

are you a lesbian

am the most handsome and richest nairalander

anyways i like to welcome myself from.ban

am back who missed me

wey my vaselin oh