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It was an unfortunate Friday, just had a stressful week and it was time to parteyy,. One of my guy hit me up and told me he will be having a party at a bar and I should be there

I asked if Ada with big bum bum would be there and he said yes. Omo ada wey i day eye since, i started thinking this is my time to approach this baba


I sharply went shopping, bought some nice clothes and shoes. Omo ada go hear am today

Party time came, freshened up, dressed and went to the bar for the party

I got there omo i no see ada, which kain thing be this nauu , where is this girl? I started insulting my friend


I asked him why ada never show and he said I should relax that she is coming. I said okay

After some few moment, Ada walked in looking like nice and sexy. I started imagining how many kids we will have together


Then a guy walked in after her and started holding her hand. Ah who be this? Shay na her bodyguard be this?

Who be this guy?


I then asked her if she'd love to go somewhere private with me that here is too noisy

She told me i'm very rude that he's her fiancee. Fiancee ke No nauuu dont do this to me Ada


Omo she hissed and left me. Chaiii life no balance o, i was heartbroken so I told myguy to give me booze make me high

They told ME ;Dbooze is for kids and that I should try weed so I did

I told to took some puffs and i was like so this is the weed you guy are always hyping? Mteew I am not even feeling anything you people are mad

I told them to bring the strongest for me so they said alright, they gave it to me, i took some puffs and don't feel shit. Mteww

I told them i am going home jahre so i left the place, i got home and saw some one trying to Sneak into my house, I ran to him, beat him up and broke bottle on his head

Cut long story short ::::: my junior bro dey clinic

Weed's Not Good for your health

Who get "bb charger " for here

Abfinest007:
How many people buy bag of rice here

u no dey chop rice How much be De Rica for ur area

Hi nairalanders ,,,,I bought 1 de Rica of rice for 400 last Sunday ( foreign rice o ) was so shocked that I ask d woman again ..... She told me prices of Rice is coming down now since those that have many bag stock at home heard that the federal govt is planning to open the border soon

How much is a bag in ur area ( foreign and Nigeria ) ??

Reeoman:
the two is correct tho, well acording to what i was told by my sec school teacher, it only depends in which context u use it

pls can u give me an example

Lalasticlala ,Dominique come and answer dis 1 o

Guyx plz I need answers to the Question below

izuch:
FP?

can the post reach FP



Lala ooooooo

We all know this dreadful moment when we unexpectedly remember that we ran out of bathroom toilet paper. You can at worst contact the individual in the stall next to you to hand you some toilet paper if it happens in a public bathroom, but if you run out of tp in a completely enclosed stall, nobody can save you




What is your public toilet experience? Tell us about the remarks

9). THE MATERIAL IS CHEAPER

7). EASY TO KNOW IF ITS AVAILABLE





. U CAN EASILY SHARE TOILET PAPER

5). POSSIBLE ESCAPE ROUTE INCASE OF DANGER




6)IT KIPS D LINE MOVING FASTER THAN IMAGINING

3) IT HELPS CURB INPROPER BEHAVIOR



4) THERE IS BETTER ODOUR VENTILATION

1) EASY TO CLEAN


2) U CAN EASILY GET HELP INCASE OF EMERGENCY

A public toilet is definitely not the most fun place to visit. When you use a public bathroom, you probably wondered why the doors don't hit the floor and why don't you do a private business? The response is that 'it doesn't concern you'. Indeed, there are a number of very valid reasons that we wanted to tell you about them.

Wey d job

Useless man u



See una gay legend below

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright

Damn nigger kill u there

Ipob Night life


Army dey come ooooo

Stupid city ,,,,,, ipob congested area



Army go still wipe dis city away

Good looking


Many female nairalanders can have sex wit him cause of his looks ----They are Olosho in disguise

90+17. GooooooooaaaaLLLL.

ANDLY CALLOO. For Newcastle

Leporting libe prom calabar

Heartbender:
Guy, no go kill person pikin with this opinion of yours o?

my 1 kobo opinion

Heartbender:
Kindly remove Edo (Benin City) and put Katsina (the capital of Katsina State). As for Calabar, nna ehn...leemove it. Ben Ayade has messed it up but even before now, Calabar has been a controversial town. I lived there for 6 years.

y u pipu shouting Edo is not peaceful ......... I actually think is d most peaceful self ,,,---- 80% of Edo is peaceful

Ahmed0336:
really? then I think kwara, Nasarawa, Niger, kebbi, jigawa, and gombe should be on the list.

if u ever live in d north ,u will know Hausa's war pass civil war .......intact they fight almost every week in d north ,,, I I've in Nasarawa for 3 yrs

Ahmed0336:
OP remove Edo from that list.

Edo is a peaceful state oooo,,,, u can't judge them just becoz of wat happened during #Endsars ......


My opinion

SocialJustice:
No place is safe in Nigeria. Slack and they will get you.

Go in peace and come back in peace ( not pieces ) unless u are a cultist or hoodlums

That's my opinionated list.

So tell me, which of the Cities on the list is disputable?

Which other city do you feel is as safe as the above? Please have your say and share the article.