₦airaland Forum

ojokolax:
You apparently think that FEC is as jobless as your meetings go, but then again if you attribute one man's misdeeds to another completely unrelated to the issue, it leaves little as to your thought process.

You are really jobless and frustrated if you fly into a rage at a mere effort to poke fun at a stupid situation.

May God comfort and heal you.

Ok

Nigeria has sunk below. One day at FEC meeting, Buhari will just look at Ngige's beards and ask Malami to bring razor for him. He will proceed to shave Ngige and ask Osinbajo and Malami to quote laws supporting his action.

Drink water and be in the business of minding your business. Archie has not fallen off as badly as your lives are falling off, but una dey concentrate on Archie.

Buy a lion, since you want action. After buying the lion, remove your clothes and dangle your blokos infront it, inviting it to show aggression to the blokos. Don't stop until the blokos has been chewed off.

He strangled the dog. Simple. I know we Africans love magic and sorcery so much that we love to attribute everything to superstition, but this is not one of them.

Sarcasm is not our strong suit in this country. See people taking this piece very serious.

This one is just obess, depressed and suicidal. Instead of taking his life by jumping hauling his mass into a well so the world is rid of the smell that might emanate from his rotten cadavar, he decides to be a nuisance and menace to the society. I hope the police use an excavator to dig his grave and bury him, after running him over.

kestolove95:
Dat uzodinma eyes be like thief own...d eyes to pop out abi na too much meths or cocaine dey course am?

Uzodinma is a thief and retired 419er(no jokes).

When he first came to the Senate a retired DIG of police from Niger state who also was a Senator decried how someone he investigated as a crook and petty thief could make it to the Upper Chambers and breath down threateningly down his spine.

Ọ dịkwa sexy. Nke a dịkwa Risky.

See ukwu biko.

Na Messi money oo. Nothing else is attractive about Messi

DaCharis2016:
Exactly my mind!

My questions are:

1. What if the child turns out mine as she's bold reminding me or making jest I still have not run the test. And the money I would had used to secure another place to avoid her would have being wasted.

2. What is the cost and reliability?

3. Can"t I do away with her by the police with evidence of the non-stop fights that lead to shedding blood?

Did you marry her? You didn't answer. If you did not marry her, seek her people out and settle with them, so she can leave your house jejely. Thank God she is from the Niger delta(I don't know where you are from) , those people don't care about having babies outside wedlock.

You need to do the paternity test. It will cost you money and deprive you of other things but, na wetin your pr1ck don cause you. I

Did you marry her legally? If so, seek divorce before she harms you or the baby. If you did not marry her, call her people and yours and agree on how much you will be paying for the upkeep of your child and send her out of your house. First of all, do a paternity test.

You allowed a woman to plot and ensnare you with punna. She was obviously tired of many men leaving her because of her bad attitude and latched on to you as last option, knowing your weakness for her punna. You were played big time and the pregnancy might not have been yours. Gone are the days women coerce men into marriage with pregnancy.

We men should learn to guard our pr1cks sha. Let us always ask ourselves whether we can marry the girl we are sleeping with right now, if asked to. If the answer is No, quit the relationship. Put some value on yourselves! Sleeping with nonsense women just because you are Hot is self destructive. Women too enjoy sex(they enjoy it more than us) so don't let them make you think giving you sex is a favour. Above all, stop rolling with girls who have no ambition in life other than to marry a man.

Nairaland has so many people hiding under the anonymity provided by the moniker. This might just be one of Daura's children or a househelp or just a crazy no one. The lesson is don't undermine some things you see or hear here.

Ok

People - that is fathers and mothers - came to the airport to receive her like a visiting government official. I am sure that some of them are govt officials.

Wike, Mr project and the owner of PDP is not here. The Quabalistic governor is also missing from the list. Is Osun state up there? I doubt!

The last fight has started from Tinubu's home state between his Chief of war and strategy and his puppet know- nothing cousin who they rigged into government house at Osogbo.

We shall buy pop corns and soda and watch and cheer while they slaughter themselves and tear their pata for us to see their kraw kraw infested yansh.

PerfectlyPerfect:
If you knew anything about international geopolitics, you wouldn't be saying this. War isn't just about arms and munitions. A war with Iran will backfire spectacularly on the US. All the middle East countries, with the exception of Saudi Arabia and Israel will support Iran. Terrorist attacks will also increase in the US due to sentimentality of the Hezbollah and ISIS sleeper cells in the US who will feel their motherland is being attacked. Also, Iran recently took delivery of Russian S400 missile defence systems and just 5 of these will be enough to protect the entire country against foreign aggression in the air. The systems are advanced enjoy to take out any and all US air platforms, including the so-called stealth aircrafts.
In all, the US will be then biggest losers

LOL. There are no alliances like that of interest.

No middle east is fighting for Iran. Only terrorists will make noise and bomb facilities within heir reach(not on US soil, anyways) and that would be that. Besides, Ayatollah will right now be suing for peace.

We will Co e back to this conversation after this is over.

Will Iran give President Trump what he wants? I doubt.

Trump wants war with Iran. He knows a wartime President has a higher hopes of being reelected as fear and uncertainty bonds people with their responsive leaders. Just as George Bush jnr got reelected because of the 911 attack and consequent war and Obama was handed a reelection with his reaction to the hurricane that happened close to his reelection.

Iran is too much of a chicken hearted coward that thrive in noise making to enter into a war with America. The Ayatollah is a power drunk biish who loves to cling to power and knows a war ith America will threaten his position. Nothing will happen from this. Infact, Iran might secretly seek to pacify America cos Ayatollah is peeing in his pants by now.



PS: Why are some of you quoting and cussing me on this post out of sentiment? I understand you might be a Muslim and all, but the truth is nothing will happen. The only two people that will dream to retaliate America's attack today are China and Russia. Even at that it only exists in their mind.

Trump is a lose cannon and the whole world knows. Let Iran try nonsense and he will use them to win elections by pounding them to smithereens. Infact, strong voices in Iran are already calling on their govt to tow the path of peace.

So this is how low Fr Ejike Mbaka has sunk? Giving false prophesies to those that pay him money like the old prophets of Baal before king Jehoshaphat?

Shame! Shame!! Shame!!! The pope must hear this.

Funny fellow. Always pretending to be alive.

The dead stay dead. They know nothing and do not go anywhere.

If stories of spirits and people going to heaven or hell are real, why has the mother of these kids not intervened on their behalf by making this wicked woman blind, so she can depend on the kids for survival?

I read all these patiently, and all I can say is that Prof Ivara Isu is a biish and a55 licker. Was he elected to hold umbrella for Ayade the "Quabalistic budget" governor? This does not show humility or loyalty but lack of self confidence.

Ls las, Ayade won't handover to him.

Instead of using SULTRY in some pictures try using VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED, instead.

Good. Let them enjoy cos money is meant to be enjoyed.

Instead of preparing to meet thy maker and;

Dele Giwa

Mamman Vatsa

Gideon Orkar

Abiola

All the generals that died in the ill fated plane crash

Others too numerous to mention

Baba will rest well and relocate to a new apartment with the latest wife he is going to marry.

The way DJ Cuppy is throwing herself at Anthony Joshua is degrading. Nne, he has seen you. If he been want you, he for don take over since. Especially when Andy Ruiz knock some sense out of him. Na then he for do something with you.

Calm down. Look for Wande Coal and date.

And, that's why the government mobilised thugs to beat him up?

Shame on Buhari and his government. A man that was a serial election contestant did not have one single plan, in the event he enters office.

Sony Ericsson was better in sound sha. I had it and knew the attention it commanded.