₦airaland Forum

If he can't campaign, then he isnt fit to rule

Babysnow1:
lolzzzz...
you are damn funny

I know right? Can we get to know each other?

prettysassygirl:
Really? Okay let's try and remember

oya give me clues

chiedu7:
For where they understand how to play politics.

Igbos & Yorubas are dumbasses

it's not right to say that bro. How would you feel when someone calls your family dumbasses?

I hope when an Igbo man gets into that seat and he starts appointing 90percent of his cabinet as igbos, the Hausa's won't complain.

prettysassygirl:
Was I rude my love?

Yeah you were rude.

Oya come out from your mask, its like we know each other.

prettysassygirl:
How that one take concern u Mr Ben??

its a harmless question, dont be rude.

Babysnow1:
Hi

how are you?
Ur comments on nairaland piqued my interested. Seems you must be a dreamer just kidding.

CallMeNJay:
Choba > Eleme Jnx > Bori > Andoni New Road > Ikuru Town.

thanks.. Any motels in ikuru I could lodge?

Babysnow1:
God bless you sir for your good work

my assistant pastor told me about a dream he had about me,
he says I was tieing a white wrapper on my chest, bare footed, my face were mark with chalk, and I was singing in our church choir stand, but it was a worldly song, and a guy was coordinating the song and was asking him to sing and he rebuke the guy....

hey

CallMeNJay:
The Andoni_Opobo Unity road will take you here.

Just an Hour drive from Port Harcourt

I dey choba..how I go take go from choba

Where is the road to andoni?

rame18:
Where is the carnival??

we will go there

And who the fcvck is the governor of Gombe state?

Of course she is right.

Impunity everywhere because buhari started it. He should be fired

Girls be wasting anyhow

prettysassygirl:
That's one reason I would never send my daughters to boarding schools,the one I attended for a year and was removed by my parents,I had lots of female chikers,who knows, if I had stayed there more than one year,what would have happened?. Went to the university and I was still sought out by lesbians,but by then,I was already interested in men.

which university ?

This moniker reminds me of onila

Zoo

Pusyiter:
For our area, we no dey carry last

I dey tell you

Pusyiter:
Hmm....dem dey marry married woman?

you win!

bbyby01:
There is this guy in my neighborhood. One of my guys actually. I came back home and my sister was telling me how the guy is dating my youngest sister. They tried to warn my sister that he is not a good person but she doesn't wanna hear, she says he has changed.We were waiting for him to break her heart but now he is even planning seriously to come and do introduction. This is someone that we used to discuss our sexcapades together. And the most painful thing, what is really paining me is that he has the biggest preek among our circle of friends. When I look at my darling baby sister and think of that his preek, you can't imagine how I feel

how u take know say he get the biggest prick? So y'all engaged in an orgy session right?

Pusyiter:
Hahahaha, I don dey suspect you since 1890
Try your luck if you fit see water for desert

I wan marry am

backnbeta:
You taking him to court? I guess it's admissible though...once you can ascertain a voice match.

no I'm not taking anyone to court, my question doesn't have anything to do with the subject in the story.

Pusyiter:
Na joke na, unto you suppose know

are you sure its a joke? Cuz i'm sending her a pm

Lawyers in the house, is an audio recording admissible in court as an evidence?

Your guy bleeped the shit out of ur girlfriend and u still paid him 8k ontop.. You are the biggest olodo.. Sorry to say

Pusyiter:
you better be because na like play like play fight take dey start

fight ke. But why you go fight your fellow man because of woman? Thats unmanly and very odd bro. Na only woman dey do that kyn nonsense na

How about schools in Nigeria I won't advise anyone to study in

We will get there.. But let us bomb y'all first according to Amaechi.