₦airaland Forum

DaintyJenny:
Don't you know most first dates lead to fvcking?
Haha... me thinks you're very naive.

well I can act naive ..... Doesn't stop me from being un-dramatic... Its her body, she can fvck whoever she wishes to as long as she isn't my wife. The lord knows who is right for me

lalo128:
church is a house of God u can seat anywhere Muslims don't do that in their mosque they all seat n stand together no rich man no poor man we are equal in God's house

I hope u will be humble enough like this when its your turn

folks4luv:
recently, can't remember. I applied to lotta customer service jobs recently, not sure I applied directly to glo

den listen to wristbangle! Goodluck

hoover420:
have you forgotten dogs are loyal to their masters

alright.. Whatever keep on relying on dogs as security...

folks4luv:
my exact thought. the only thing is, d address given is where glo office is located. I am not in lag at d moment going there to something fake will be horrible

big question is, did u apply for the job?

folks4luv:
it's an SMS.
have tried checking d number on trucaller, got just a name... glo

glo won't send you and SMS.... Well who am I to disprove.. Just go sha... But be very very watchful and careful....

hoover420:
calm a dog when it sees you as a trespasser
Bros no go use your brokos play o
no be local dog we dey talk about

guy chilax... People have skills....

I'll rather watch a Zion movie...

Email or SMS? And please try checking the email address of the sender..

Don't forget people understand dogs too.. They might be skilled in calming it and find their way into your house....

Girls Una too get wahala.... We know u guys change up to like 5pants everyday... We know...

https://www.nairaland.com/3587122/ladies-honest-how-often-change



Same question, different gender.. Just look at their replies... Same dumbfucks want the guys to tell the truth.. Dirty girls

Bloggers and their useless lies

Gone bro

Benita27:
Cutehector, respect yourself now.

iffa sing for u eh, u will just blush

Admin401:
figuratively yes. but literally? it just means you will not age well, because of your soft skin

ok dah means it will become flabby?

potbelly:
The bedroom will suffer this night...

lol u think so?

Trapqueen77 oya which one is ur type of boobs..

Na every job wey person go dey write aptitude test? Lwkmd!! Nigeria sha

Benita27:
Just man-up and tell her how you feel, it's always a 'yes' or 'no' answer.

op do it like dis. Baby oku, d way I dey take feel about you, dey make me go sarka.... Oh baby, when I wake wake up in the morning, I see ur lurv baeby... U taste like butter butter in d morning... Supernatural

What's her Facebook name let me tell her u like her

No b still dick wey go fvck am?

fuckboys:
I'm tired of Nigerian pussy, i need white pussy( awwwn so red like strawberry)

trapqueen is a right choice

fuckboys:
the thing pain me well well,, guys never wan wise up

girl wey yarn say her past dey somehow den come dey tell d guy say make him no cheat on am.. Den d stupid girl come go open leg for fvckboy like us collect akpako, d op come here come begin to cry make we tell am sorry....

AntiWailer:
My Dear Op,

I recommend Run run run by Terry G.

In a nutshell u are dating a hoe and hoping for miracle.

Your narration of what led to ur b1tch being laid again got me laughing.

You are an eediot and if u dnt mind I can give u a location where I will slap you continously until your brain reboot.

Oku ooobo

quote d op na

Admin401:
put butter under the sun.

it melts.. So... U tryna imply my skin will melt?

Admin401:
you will age like butter.

tryn to figure out wah u mean

fuckboys:

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fūck you

No offense

My broda.. As I see ur comment, I forget wetin to type again

No wonder.. The truth is all just in here.. Wow..

swtman:
wicked father

ur papa no flog u wen u been small?