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All the policemen in this country need to lie down and be flogged

Nma27:
Ukwa? Where are u from biko

lol IMO state.. I disliked that meal since I was a kid....

I wish I had friends like you....

It is an abomination for a white man to defraud a Nigerian..... U ought to be stoned to death

Toks2008:
You this girl again in 2017...must you open my threads?

Amazingly you don't even understand the difference between being careful and being too careful neither do you understand the difference between rules and anomalies..gosh! is this how you want to continue in 2017?

Your sarcasm knows no bounds walahi..you claim I recycle yet you keep trolling on my threads..please if you have nothing intelligent to write just read comments from intelligent people OK!

she is 28 towards 29 yet unmarried, she has constantly been dating guys who have broken her heart all because of her selfish desires and her mindset on guys being the sole provider . she is hellbent on money and that is the genesis of her problem

The above trend is fast becoming stale

That is all I have to say

She wants to run for governorship...

SalomonKane:
There are remedies he can use. Why don't tell stylishly to see a herbalist?

I for one know the wonders of Agbo.

agbo jedijedi?

Let's clap for u now abi?

Bullsheet

2017 shouldnt be a year of wastage for Christ's sake!

Like fayose

Boldwinner:
And that's how you got it all wrong..

excuse me

Hi i'm a stranger, pls be kind to me

I must trend on social media

A laptop

Bankalert:
story continued....

So i was dumdfounded after she told me that... Meanwhile i felt a little embarrased pulling down everytin i wore for the first time in my life to expose my dicck to a woman. she told me to come closer so as to put the condom on. She touched my dick and started to rub and massage it how they know well. It was a bit frustrating for her because i was kind of disappointed that i was not going to see her breast coz i paid her just one thousand naira only. .I love sucking ladies boobs. It is a turn on for me seeing them moan. so it affected my dicck but after a minute it got very erect and she slid the condom over my dick and positioned herself on the bed. Trully i was really novice coz when i look back at that moment i knew if i had known better i would have utilised my 1k very well by doing doggy style or sometin interesting. Bt i just wanted to fvck, thats all.
She switched off the light and went to the bed. Then she opened her legs to expose the honey pot. in my mind i was lyk...here comes the moment finally.

Before i slid my dicck into her veejay i asked her if i could put on the light and she said yes. I wanted to see her face while i bleeped her. After putting on the light, i went back to the bed and positioned myself to entered the gates of ecstacy. I widen her legs to gain more access since i was tall. Then i slid my dicck into her. The feeling i had when my dicck was in her was even more satisfying than when i ejaculated. Then i started to pump her veejay....in a matter of some seconds my dicck slipped out...then i fixed it in again and was pumping. She did not even flinch when i pushed all the lenght of my dicck harder to explore her depths. She jst laid back lyk a log of wood and waited for me to finish. i tried to kiss her neck and she shrugged and told me to jst fvck her. i obeyed lyk a sheep. In lyk less than two minutes i felt an ejaculation coming and i was disappointed at myself. I thought i could go on for lyk 5- 10 mins...but here i was barely 2 mins and i was ejaculating. My pride shrunk lyk my dick after ejaculation. I felt bad about it. Meanwhile she felt i must have lost my hard on inside her...she was lyk "wait let me check something"...i just reluctantly removed my shrunken diick from her pvssy. She was not happy that i still had my dicck in her after i ejaculated in the condom. "If the condom burst inside me nw, nah sorry you go tell me" she stated with some displeasure written over her face.
So she took a tissue and rolled the condom out of my dicck and flushed it in the toilet. What an experience i thought to myself
We had barely finished when there was a knock on her door. Na wa oooo! dey no dey tire... i thought to myself.
i was dissapointed dt i did nt get more from her and glad dt i had truly been disvirgined nw. i left the brothel ASAP.
Meanwhile i also felt bad that i had committed fornication... But a part of me said it was a necessary evil. It had to be done and over with. That was the first and last time i would ever patronise an olosho though.
I want to experience intimacy in sex nt jst senseless banging dt amounts to notin.

And as an advice, Never patronise an olosho. Avoid it whichever way you can. There is sometin about them that does not go down well with people who patronise them.
Well as for me am covered ....even in my Weakness God's still got me.
Thanks for reading.
Stay safe!!!
Bye

how can u say u were a virgin and you love sucking boobs... Really?

Take heart dear... Sorry

samtee37:
Yes of course.... Bit that will be when my mum buy a giant plant in lieu of this I better pass my neighbor gen

u see your life... Read instruction na wahala... I tot I mentioned if you don't have access to gen

Let's say you dont have access to a generator, and there is no electricity supply where u find yourself, can you survive without it for a whole year?




Yes?



No?


Please no maybe's or it depends... Thank you.


Mynd44, lalasticlala

This is Nairaland, not rupeeland, If I say anything against the Indians and a stupid mod bans me, then i know Nigerians need redemption

ILuvGummyBearz:
[color=coral]he need 2 help u 2 [/color]

naaah... U need it more baby

ILuvGummyBearz:
[color=dodgerblue]i need 2 keep my blood pressure low
so im stayin' outta relationships in 2017 Help me lard [/color]

Haleluyah

TrapQueen77:



Daaamn! OYA, She's VERY be lucky ooo


I can feel 2017 is perfectly made for me my relationship goal is to seal the deal

yaaaay...

Hahahahha

Beamborla:
Okay.

lol I didn't expect dis short comment from u

To cuddle more and show her the true meaning of love

Ok so they will fly to sambisa to find me abi

See why I don't want to take any sex enhancing drug

Sleep dey catch me

Lalasticlala must hear this