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Romance › Re: What Is Your Favourite Radio Programme by dinklage(m): 8:27am On Jun 20, 2015

una hembelembeh!!!
olololoooo!
brekete family radio and television program remains my favourite.

Phones › Re: MTN ZONE Never Lower Than 12 Kobo Per Sercond? Help by dinklage(m): 9:58pm On Jun 19, 2015

mine was permanently on 40k/second so i decided to migrate to true talk +.

Romance › Re: She's A Friend's Girlfriend But Takes Pleasure In Sleeping In My Crib. by dinklage(op): 7:40am On Jun 16, 2015

Thanks guys for your valuable comments. The gentleman approach really failed big time so i resorted to rugged approach, and it worked out well. Attached is the SMS i got from her last night.

Romance › Re: She's A Friend's Girlfriend But Takes Pleasure In Sleeping In My Crib. by dinklage(op): 5:57pm On Jun 14, 2015

xynerise:
Sure. How about we KILL her?

Wicked!

Romance › Re: She's A Friend's Girlfriend But Takes Pleasure In Sleeping In My Crib. by dinklage(op): 5:47pm On Jun 14, 2015

xynerise:
I guess you have gotten the best approach then?

Obviously, unless you want to add some. grin

Romance › Re: She's A Friend's Girlfriend But Takes Pleasure In Sleeping In My Crib. by dinklage(op): 5:40pm On Jun 14, 2015

xynerise:
People enjoy asking rhetorical questions these days

I only asked for the best approach to use bro, just like BANGERLEE1 gave some useful tips.

Romance › Re: She's A Friend's Girlfriend But Takes Pleasure In Sleeping In My Crib. by dinklage(op): 5:26pm On Jun 14, 2015

BANGERLEE1:
Regarding your story its crystal clear she's looking 4 something- and Women are very dangerous if they are in need of something most especially Guys tinz- so don't push her off once but slowly! You can't leave ur apartment 4 her( ko po) just ignore her once she knock d door and pretend u are sleeping or better still bring your male frndz like 3 to come over...Or your GF! She will get the msg!

Thanks a bunch, in this case i will go for the latter. Thanks.

Romance › Re: She's A Friend's Girlfriend But Takes Pleasure In Sleeping In My Crib. by dinklage(op): 5:13pm On Jun 14, 2015

izuch:
Do youu have a gf?

Yes, though she's not in town right now.

Romance › Re: She's A Friend's Girlfriend But Takes Pleasure In Sleeping In My Crib. by dinklage(op): 5:12pm On Jun 14, 2015

xynerise:
Do you still need our advices on what to do?

My last sentence is what i asked for.

Romance › Re: She's A Friend's Girlfriend But Takes Pleasure In Sleeping In My Crib. by dinklage(op): 5:09pm On Jun 14, 2015

izuch:
She needs you to shine her congo, chop amd clean the mouth. Why dulling?

Naaaaa. I don't do the same street thingy

Romance › Re: She's A Friend's Girlfriend But Takes Pleasure In Sleeping In My Crib. by dinklage(op): 5:08pm On Jun 14, 2015

shrek4:
Why is this posted in the romance sextion? Ur dirty minded.......

Read through it again, this do it slowly. Maybe you would understand.

Romance › She's A Friend's Girlfriend But Takes Pleasure In Sleeping In My Crib. by dinklage(op): 5:00pm On Jun 14, 2015

A friend who lives miles away is dating a lady in my street. The dude is married with kids( a situation the lady is not bothered about as long as he's giving her the much needed financial support), he finds it hard to visit her often the way he should.
Couple of weeks ago she came alone at night, watched a movie and i was happy when she announced she was going, it was already past 11pm and i needed to sleep badly.
She came few days later, watched a movie and left. I heard a knock at my door few minutes later and to my greatest surprise i saw her standing. I demanded to know why she returned and she said her roommate is with her boyfriend right inside their room so she would like to spend the night in my room and promised to leave very early in the morning.
I allowed her in. That was my mistake. She really tried some funny moves the next morning which i bluntly rebuffed.
Now she spends more time in my room than she spends in hers.
Saw this morning she soiled my bed sheet with her menstrual blood, i was so angry but didn't show it to her. Enough is enough, i take that as the height of it all.
Is there any way to cut all ties with her without riled her up?

Phones › Re: Get Free Data On Your Airtel Line For A Month by dinklage(m): 9:19am On Apr 15, 2015

"An error occurred,please try again later." is the message i received after each attempt.

Phones › Re: Anybody Know The Price Of Samsung Galaxy Note 2 N7105 Screen by dinklage(m): 9:47am On Feb 05, 2015

ZUBY77:
I actually need the screen

change the title of the thread then. there's no correlation between the title and your demands.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Bradford: FA Cup (2 - 4) On 24th January 2015 by dinklage(m): 4:44pm On Jan 24, 2015

currently
chelsea 2:1 Bradford city

Phones › Re: Infinix Hot........... by dinklage(m): 9:31am On Jan 22, 2015

shawnfamous:
Soak d fone 4 water 4 about 2days! After dat u will see a pop up msg,inside d water,u can't use ur hand to touch it! All u nid is a mallet! Dnt use d big 1 ooo! Just d small 1! Hit d screen 3times(twice hard and 1 soft)! After u c d bbm installing automatically! Thank me later what are frnds 4

hahaha......this is the reason i'm addicted to nairaland ,and i'm loving it.
chai.....

Phones › Re: Infinix Hot........... by dinklage(m): 9:29am On Jan 22, 2015

better still , transfer it from a friend's phone .

Phones › Re: Infinix Hot........... by dinklage(m): 9:28am On Jan 22, 2015

save yourself the stress and Download the damn thing from PLAY STORE joor .

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal (0 - 2) On 18th Janaury 2015 by dinklage(m): 4:19pm On Jan 18, 2015

ok Mr. Wenger here is a great deal for you.......beat Manchester city today by any means possible,and we(chelsea fc) will pardon Arsenal by not thumping arsenal with many goals. not gonna be 5 and above. deal?

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Phones › Re: Pls Which Android Phone Can I Get @12k by dinklage(m): 9:01am On Jan 18, 2015

Allureoftheseas:
Mehnnn... Poverty is a dissease!!! 12K get a good andriod phone? Just buy tecno. Broke ass NIGGaz#

no offense but your stupidity is legendary.

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Phones › Re: Nake Free Call On MTN Between 12 To 1pm Every Day. by dinklage(m): 8:59am On Jan 18, 2015

don't forget to share your ordeal here when you eventually tried it oooo.

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Phones › Re: My Infinix Hot Button Light Not Showing While Operating by dinklage(m): 8:56am On Jan 18, 2015

this Nigga is a skilled liar.

Phones › Re: My Phone Doesnt Detect Sim Card Again!!! by dinklage(m): 7:18am On Jan 18, 2015

ikombe:
try dis its a trick i learnt back in my childhood days. Climb up a 3 storey building make sure a friend of urs is down d building with a plank, from d varenda of last flat just drop ur phone and tell ur friend to make a nice hit dat will make d fone to enter into d next compound. After dat insert ur simcard. If it doesnt work tell SEUN to delete my account.

Wicked!!!!!!!

Phones › Re: MTN Stop This Na! Dial *170# At Your Own Detriment by dinklage(m): 7:06am On Jan 18, 2015

Skykid1208:
No op is getting it wrong, when you Dail the code there would be a time when they would tell you to press 1 to subscribe to VIP and win a kia and so on, then they would clearly tell you it would cost you #100 daily or press 2 to skip.

What happened was that op got greedy and mumuishly pressed 1 (the won win awooof car lolz)
Then mtn started deducting his 100 bucks daily because he is now in VIP level competing for not just the lumia again but for a car.

I have been playing the game but anytime I get the message that I should press 1 to become a VIP or 2 to skip, I always press to and my money has never been deducted.

So op next time follow instructions before doing anything, I guess you never read the instructions the only thing you saw was the "win a car"
chain!!!!!!!!!! Nigerians not following instructions since the time of adam

shatap there already.
i greedily dialled the number and was faced with exactly what OP said here. Now that's first hand experience.
how i opted out? i swiftly sent STOP to the same number i received the congratulatory message for opt-in. got a message thereafter that i've opted out.

Phones › Re: Galaxy S5 Original And Fake by dinklage(m): 11:07pm On Jan 16, 2015

sole reason why i'll never buy Samsung product. too many fakes out there.

Phones › Re: MTN To Empower Nigerians With Betterme App by dinklage(m): 7:27pm On Jan 15, 2015

englishmart:
I laugh

you should.

Phones › Re: MTN To Empower Nigerians With Betterme App by dinklage(m): 7:13pm On Jan 15, 2015

englishmart:
small boy naim you be..

maybe yes, maybe no. but what's certain here is that you have a problem that needs urgent solution. finding the suitable solution is what i expect you to work on.

Phones › Re: MTN To Empower Nigerians With Betterme App by dinklage(m): 2:19pm On Jan 15, 2015

the kind agbo wey this OP de do follow thread wey de hit front page anyhow makes me wonder who be the babalawo wey prepare am.

I expect the thread to hit front page within the next few hours.

Phones › Re: I Just Saw This AD From MTN, Is The MTN Sme Data Biz Coming To An End Soonest??? by dinklage(m): 9:12am On Jan 15, 2015

got it too.

Phones › Re: Airtel Monthly BB Complete 3gb For 1,400 by dinklage(m): 8:55am On Jan 15, 2015

got this messages from mtn yesterday.
seems cool to me.

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