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Vikky014:
HIV IS REAL. CONDOM FAILS. ZIP UP

" condom fails "... could you pls explain that in practical terms...

Do you really want to know if there will be Stream 2 ? ...
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Are you afraid of being in Stream 2?...
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Text Stream 2 to 33230
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to know if there will be stream 2 and if your name is among them.

jokeydamson:
Abeg av registration close

no have no close

StarBukola:
kwara self better now, we wey they there dey push ham ... so don't b scared ,biko. if u re posted to kwara abeg just join VSO Corper. enh. atleat u will b posted to Moro local govt n it is not too far to Ilorin

what is VSO abeg

guruvicawelt:
any G.agufuore park u see.. its easier to get any delivered item from them cus they have a park in ma school

tx

ELAFRIS:
THOSE WHO WON'T BELIEVE ME WON'T. BUT HERE IS THE NEWS FROM ABUJA.

Not all who registered would be deployed this year. Only less than 50% of registered PCMs would be in camp this year. NYSC decided to do the slashing themselves. This was the agreement with Committee of Vice Counselors. The same was also briefed to the Student body so as to bring about peace. All would be mobilized but not all would be deployed. Secondly, A17 is secretly being prepared for giving a reason for extension in registration date.

My observations... . The tight schedule in the timetable is to leave no avenue for protest.

Well am not saying what you said is not true and am not saying what am about to say is the reality..... but in contrary to what you have said , a friend called me on Sunday that he was with someone who has direct link from NYSC and the guy told me if I had anyone that may want to runs his/her state of deployment .. So I asked him to talk to the person concerning the issue of stream 2 and then he later called me back and said the person said NYSC management had already had discussion on it and their conclusion was that if at all there was going to be stream 2 its going to affect and delay their plans for next year and so therefore everyone will be going to camp on 24th.. ## am not saying this is true but that is what I heard ## let all just hope for the best , and by Monday we will all know where we are facing .....

chumaster:
hmmmmmmm!

Bros wetin dey smell naa, u mess for yourself for there ?

chiefojiji:
aww!

may ur dasis belong!

how are you?
where are you? waiting for you seriously!


but I realised that we're in the midst of foes, e.g y0rmee, dipson546 and this guy, awakeuche



email me jare, I wan give u one small business to do for me.

Cover my face o...

monniyi:
dont mind them oh,uld forever be my first love on here.

lolzz... Y0rmee Y0rmee, Inu e ti ndun.... see him teeth as him dey smile...

Posimii:
If u r coming from ikd,alight bfor DAT fly over. Then use d fly over,cross to d oda side ,walk back as if u r heading back to ikd. U ll see peace mass transit company den one petrol station den Agofure company.

Thank you so much Anu... God bless you.. , in fact Jesus bless .... oooooo I say God bless you,.... Noooo Anu that amen is too small , I say God Almighty will bless u in Jesus name ... Stay bless and remain bless ...

surpriseMe:
dipson I no no sey u funny like dis fa...see has u brush yormee under carpet kilode shey ebora ni! no be him fault Na...Moniyi too fine noni.

Guy no mind that boy ja we... I go still have to call am follow am talk.. na my boi naa.

Posimii:
Agege is s bit far from my side. I use Agofure parcels center ,ojota weneva such need arises.. Best of luck.

yea.. I think i know Ojota, could you pls describe that center for me ...tx

monniyi:
hahahahahahahaha, im looking for a gateman,a gardener,a laundry guy and house cleaner.

U are all hired

Gbam ..!!! ... signed by me... just givam life contract !!!

mcmind:
Haha my apologies
Never knw she's taken

your sin has been forgiven... go and sin no more....

awakeuche:
lol, i just had to do it bro, i couldn't resist.... E be like say na u finally win o, because monniyi take style dump yormee ass like scalding potato.

Say I win no be new thing to me oooo... am use to it.. I no dey shout ...

awakeuche:
lol, na so yormee small reach, but wetin be pankere? Na calabash?

Na cane ooo... see you him an my junior boy naa

awakeuche:
i really dont know what to make of your comment, i can only hope you are also joking and having fun as i am.... I thought yall are friends

guy guy guy.... no bring that one for my side ooo.... friends with who? that Y0rmee wey be woman raper? noooo I reject it in Jesus name

chiefojiji:
u 1/2 madded

guy for wet in naa?

y0rmee:
Hehehe! See rhymes of life!

Busta rhymes dey find u oh!

Oya see me here... dhaz ChiefOjiji, Dipson546 and Coyy at my back!

Ohh Y0rmee, u still get this picture... guy e don tail wey we don dey come together ooo... but I thought u don find something to do to this your teeth.... wetin happen naa

beejay722:
Guys I have 3 questions to ask 1). can we take garri to camp? 2). can we play bet9ja in camp? 3). can we watch premier league in camp?..

yes na... just remember to carry your Generator along

mcmind:
Unborn son form Sharliz

Wish u all the best

bros u don't know what you are saying... you are indirectly wishing him all the wrong.... because that woman is married and that will be adultery therefore if I catch him one day na to carry cutlass and am sure u know the next thing

chiefojiji:
if na fine,

forget am

dipson546 is fuckingly handsome..

Guy guy guy... relax, never tell am, ayam still humbuling my self here... lee me sit comfortable... ehnehn

awakeuche:
lol, this shii got me cracking up like DAMN! This one na hatrick in one sentence

you will.not shut up now before I send you to EFCC custody

monniyi:
your woman

I havent accepted you, i only said u can come along.
I dont know if you are a fine boy or not.


Ur looks to get hooked...

aaaaaiiyeeee oooooooo....... mogbe mogbe modaran
.... chaiiiiii .. but Monniyi, this is too much for Yormeee naa... this is a public place ... you are nit suppose to just carry him and nackam for ground like that naaa..... u no know say that thing go enter Y0rmee for akinyemi ara niii.... .. Y0rmee, u know what?... no matter what happened we are still family okay?... just clean your face .. Pele... we are still friend but u can find your own girl go another room.... don't cry againooo

y0rmee:
Egungun in Yoruba equals:

1. Bone
2. Masquerade
3. An Egun man is long
4. An Egun man climbed it
5. An Egun man stabbed him
6. A thorn 'chooked' him
7 .... the list continues


so, my dear DeepSin (Dipson546), whish won are yhu saying oh? My woman does nuh understand you ooo!

na for only nairaland u fit analys .. if na for class now ... na to dey look here and there to carry masquerade

mcmind:
Was talking about OAU certificate

ohh OK... abeg help me order for 3 guys... how much last ?

y0rmee:
Another crush sighted!

yes I don crusham already

monniyi:
so whats the difference between bone and egungun?

Pls let me answer.....one is in English the other Yoruba.

Im quite confused at your use of words dipstick

u know if I say bone .. it will be as if am calling you bone.. and that is why I used egungun

y0rmee:
Ma room!

Doing what?.. I say doing what my friend?.... are two of you ironing car there ?

awakeuche:
you welcome.... Sugar

just stop there... I say stop it right there my friend... what is that sugar doing after " you welcome "?.. just hold it there ... leave that or u leave the room .. you will not go and carry your orientation handout now and starting craming ....you are here pursuing and running helter scatter after woman

y0rmee:
Guy, stop!!
Why u dey use your fuji voice spoil Adele's Hello song na??

Wetin konsign u for head ..izit ya voice.... ma fi lo mi nda si, agbon isale .. baba ile okan.... omo Mr. babaY0rmee

chiefojiji:
Heeyhun! ! Where is you dey?

guy leave that boy alone...na 14years oooo