₦airaland Forum

y0rmee:
Hehehe! Me haf glue behind Monniyi back na! We're joined for life fa!

Alteco at work!

Abelejayan....

mcmind:
Sorry to disappoint u, OAU no fit sell certificate mehn

but dem fit do certificate advertisement abi

y0rmee:


You jaf smoke woman mess fa!

he needs to spend sometime in EFCC custody

awakeuche:
lol, abeg dipson546 no vex, i dey inside smelting machine dey read you and yormee ebattle, d heat fit kill dog

battle ke?...me ?..God forbid... I go rather cut pankere beatam ... na my pikin naa...

sharliz:
tell me d name of my perfume n u get a hug

Aromatic schnap

awakeuche:
i knew i voted right when i gave you the award for most funny. I hope you get it sha... Dem go gv gift

Bros u don't know when someone is funny... does what he typed mean he is funny? he is not funnny... there is a big difference between someone being funny and someone being insane.... I hope u get it...

awakeuche:
lol, d wan wey wan happen between you and dishop[b]

bros which shop abeg

chiefojiji:
throw that thing you want to send inside the sea wey dey VICTORIA island , make sure u write your name there o and d person wey u dey send am give phone number, and tell the receiver to go and wait for it for seaport at Porthacourt.

helloooo, is anybody talking??.... hellooo..!!!

Willosblack:
Ok o cos I want to b certain it's for real o b4 I travel down to Akure

guy why will u want to be someone else.... why don't u be yourself....?... why will u want to be certain? be your own self guy...if you can just believe in yourself you can achieve more than what certain himself has achieved ... stay bless

monniyi:
nah me be bone oooh,abi

Nooooo, I no say bone o... I mean egungun

joshuachuks93:
Bros motor park dey d junction of ur street o.....

Guy on a serious note here... u get idea

mcmind:
I hear say certificate is now 14k

for.which camp?

surpriseMe:
Lol easy o ur secret crush plenti here him just being humble humbledipson

tank u ja we my bro, may Angel Michael bless u abundantly according to.your hand work... ayam very humble .... in fact my second name na humbulity***

monniyi:
u care so much for who

Egbami, igbawo labere eleyi

Igba me lo ni aja fi ngbe egun ....?

y0rmee:
AhAH! The owner of the body is nuh complaining of body ache na!

Ya own overprotection sef is suspicious fa!

what konsign you there... izit ur suspicious ...

monniyi:
dipstick bobooo, calmdown, nothing will happen...

Im good at what i do too...

is okay....

monniyi:
Im a bornagain christian.

what do you mean you a born again christian ?

monniyi:
me sef can do and undo.
I have my way of doing things...

Calm ur nerves, say no more.

Oma dele royin

Okay... u just have to be careful... I don't trust him and you know I care soooo much for you...

pls where can I get Porthacourt motor park ... I want to send something to person through bus....am in Lagos Agege area.. Uniport student

guruvicawelt:
bros am a pharmacist.. i studied pharmacy for 5yrs and am d best student in ma class plus 7yrs experience. u are very very very correct sir..

Kabo....!

yea guy how far... i see you are a Uniport student .. pls where can get Porthacourt motor park ... I want to send something to person through bus....am in Lagos Agege area

Willosblack:
Hello! Futarians!! in the house has any one collected the SOR?

Nop... till tomorrow morning

chiefojiji:
Poistinor is for headache
and tramadol for cold.

Owk...

mightyleks:
whr u dey folo yormee go ha d other room? ok naming ceremony after 9month+

Nooo guy, u just leavam.... u see that Y0rmee boi, I don dey find am tail tail.... u just dey watch ooo... hanhan e too common for that boi.... omo babaY0rmee ...

chiefojiji:
witch kien drug ahbeg?

hope not poistinor or tramadol

my ffriend, what are Poistinor and tramadol use for abeg?

y0rmee:
Oya na!


Didn't know you want Oyo too. I'm longing for that place die!

So u are longing for Oyo abi....?... chaiii afigba to Y0rmee ko si panpe mi shaa.... ma fi oju e han ma bo.... lets go there... in fact lets what?...just meet me there my friend....

monniyi:
yummy oya, c' mon, im waiting,

Lets go there.

see if anything happen to you.. don't come and tell us here ooo... just go Police station direct because am sure that guy will forcefully collect what you won't want to give him.....he is good at it..

monniyi:
dipstick calm down, u dont have to pour your aggression on him nah...





Oooh sorry i mean dipson

am fasting because of you and you are still eating lunch.....Mo ngba omo adiye e lowo iku, o so wi pe mi oje ki ohun lo akitan lo jeun .... I pity you... u don't know that boy, I mean that omo babaY0rmee boy... that guy can do and undo oo

y0rmee:
Gbam! Exactly what i will do!
Monniyi, i'm right at your back... Where you go,, i'll go!

Anu mi nse e , .....wo, a ko fi e se ogun owo.......

y0rmee:


So, you'll leave me here??

No, follow am go house.naaa.... oloju kokoro omo,

y0rmee:
Kondo for that ya small bombom ooo!

you..??
you will never talk about another part of the body its only the sensitive part u can talk about .... imagine my bombom.... nawapopo

monniyi:
Dipson y u lain, dipson y u lain,y 4 u lain
Omagosh.

Am not naaa.. you try it and i will prove to am not lying

Funkeadeoye:
I no go talk again...make I no create war for this thread... *ghost mode re-activated*

Funke don't do this to me please