₦airaland Forum

monniyi:
like u wouldnt watch

me ?.. Noooo.. lailai... some people want make I watch, chaii Olorun maje oooo!!

y0rmee:
I just dey laugh at the funny protest thingy u people dey yarn about!


You really know the process of approving whatsoever new amount you guys are requesting?

The bill has to be raised in the senate, and would have to pass through the 1st, 2nd and 3rd reading.

Una know how long that would take? Una go don even serve finish before e reach the second reading.

Make una just relax una muscle abeg, and get well prepared for the camping exercise.

My10Kobo!

For the first time Y0rmee talk better.. lolz

monniyi:
b4 nko, ild love to see my advice come to fruition.

haaa... I rest my case oooo

Pls guys, will I be allowed to sleep in female hostel in camp because am used to sleeping in females' hotels even when I was in school... I usually go and sleep with most of my female friends in their hostel and so am now use it ..... I can't sleep among guys oo

monniyi:
bawo ni mo se je ika nsi,

I proffered a solution to his problem nah.

lolzzz... how I wish say the guy fit do wetin you tellam sha...... but wait o, if the guy doam and record it , se u go watch the video?

monniyi:
It will be allowed nah, u might not just get a mirror, u can get ur room mates to be your mirror, let them record it... And show it to u...

I think the aim of dancing in front of the mirror is to see yourself, yh.


Who says its not allowed.

Carry on!!!

Ika ni Iwo omo yi... lolzzz

en0uwem:
Chisoooos...... U wantu chook Someboris child injection in the anus?

No mind am an since 3 years of age him don dey chop couples food... na why him dey talk like that .....

y0rmee:



Oya, dipson546!

iz injection time!

Bring ya anus!

Are they doing you ? ... what am I saying self... in fact, they are doing you ...

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The 2016/2017 Batch B Call Up Letter And Orientation Date will hold in November, 2016. This is as stated in the NYSC Batch B 2016 Time Table. The Management has scheduled the 2016 Batch B Orientation course to commence from Thursday 24th November to Wednesday 14th December 2016 Nationwide. PCM's are expected to log on to the NYSC Portal to commence printing of their Call-up letters from 21st November to 24th November 2016...

#DIPSON#

y0rmee:
Ah! Dem publik praimari skull pikins! dhey are not so hard to rekognizee

angel Michael bless you my brother for eye to recognise...

y0rmee:
The one I haf haf espaya. Shey I shu injekt him laik dhat?


Shebi it wee still work?

Oya bring am.... if ThiefOjiji ask you to put your finger for inside fire u go puttam ?....

chiefojiji:
hello guys!!!


I just got back home from work.

I con see my little brother, so busy with a painting.

I con relax small sha, not until d boy carry paper come meet me say, bro tunji, I don help u paint ur pishure.



guess what?


he painted my greencard with black buyrow.




with annoyance, I asked, bidemi, but why?

he said the pic don't look like me, say I white for the pishure, say na why he paint am black.


my question is, what can I do?

I hope this won't affect the copy I have on my dashboard?


and what can I do to him?

thanks

It will affect you
affect that your brother
affect that paint
affect the cafe you print am
affect all the cafe in that area
affect your dashboard
affect you state of deployment
affect all corpers in that state
affect your kits
affect your tennis
affect your PPA
affect your Alawee
and finally. it will affect your brain ...

Willosblack:
what about our SOR. that is more important. student Id can b use in place of letter of identification

I guess that's true...

Abacharles:
Amin.... But ah think say an sword Angel Micheal dey carry fa, u remember ds dance drama..Angel Micheal---- Shara

Yes.naa.... abi na who make i take pray for you ? Jesus?....bros, u give me woman naa?.. wetin u do wey I dey pray for you fno reach make I dey use Jesus pray for you naa.... whatever Angel Michael do for you just accept am as I don takam pray for you

mightyleks:
warriz dis are u mightyleks

guy na only u she go talk to ?

aBbiie25:
Nope! But i know we have excellent cooks here. Just booking down ni

You no fit enter kitchen ?

mightyleks:
ya second moniker na mightyleks abi

lolzz... badt guy.... so what are you trying to tell him now?... say him na thief abi?

aBbiie25:
For your Kazaure mind ehn

Yes Ma..

Abacharles:
As per say repitition strengthens memory abi

Angel Michael bless you my brother.... wa se awon orire kan kan.. awon orun agbe ori e so ke..... wa da GBA, be ni yi o ri...osi ti ri be... Oti adura re ooo, mo ti ta si ile nle

ibroh22:
daddy shukurah,,e ti n yo nnkan mu,iyawo ati Omo n be ni ile

Mi o Ku Ku yo nkan mu oo... iyawo at I awon omo mi wa ja we.... but won o so pe kin ma ki e sha

aBbiie25:
Watsup everyone. Was reading a very long epistle but i stopped half way. Whats for lunch biko @Mightyleks

here be kitchen....??

WilsonMayowa:
Everybody sabi this

Ehn ehn.... ehn it's better u people know the more naaa

ibroh22:
bro u half join bahd gang,,,wats breaking here,i tot I want to read a new thing,,u don join justifiedcoyy and yormee for osogbo weed gang abi,,,kwantinu

Noooo Baba toyeeb... you know say me I no dey smoke Igbo naa and I no be gay.... I no fit join dem lailai...

BREAKING NEW...!!!!

NYSC 2016 Batch B printing of Call up letter will start from 21st November to 24th November 2016. This is as stated in the NYSC Batch B 2016 Time Table . Consequently upon this, Management of the Scheme has scheduled the 2016 Batch B Orientation course to commence from Thursday 24th November to Wednesday 14th December 2016 Nationwide.
#Dipson#

awakeuche:
lol, 4wia... I don start be say i don start.

Kabo..!!!... thank God u are a guy.. one guy go don tell u to come and see something in his room privately...for this village nothing wey we never see oo my brother...

awakeuche:
lol, 4wia... I don start be say i don start.

Kabo.... than God u are a guy.. one guy go don tell u to come and see something in his room privately...for this village nothing wey we never see oo my brother...

y0rmee:
As we no come dey, you wey he mumu lord suppose fit answer am na!

You, make u never see person type your Monika niii... u go just burst out from no where...... Pele

WilsonMayowa:
No be wetn u want

Ika ni e joor....

WilsonMayowa:
Wen u dy enta akure

So u go come.Akure to come slap me?

mightyleks:
see Akure weed at werk

Guy, u never chop police woman slap before abi?...no worry

mightyleks:
if u ask me na who i go ask

Ask mumu( Chiefojiji) or his mumu master ( Y0rmee))

WilsonMayowa:
Are you not a yoruba person ni? Person wey say thank you, is saying that because of future purposes....the person will be willin to answer the person

Like someone to elp u get something and u didn't say thank you, the person won't be apy to elp u anoda tym

Hehehhe.. OK better still slap me thwn