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McBrooklyn:
If Nigerian Celebrities Are Football Teams

1. Davido – PSG
Because Davido got to the top because of money and has been consistent since then.

2. 2face – Real Madrid
2face has been awesome ever since and despite the influx of crazy and talented young musicians, he is still a boss in the industry.

3. Skales – Arsenal FC
Because he’s so close to making it, yet always so far.

4. D’banj – Manchester United
D’banj like Manchester United was always hitting it hard and the best till he changed management.

5. Burna boy – West Ham
He is very good but never really gets the
recognition he deserves.

6. D’Prince – West Brom
Known but hugely irrelevant.

7. Pasuma – Juventus
He is bossing it in a league of his own (Fuji).

8. Seyi Shay – Aston Villa
Always making silly (in her case grammatical) errors and embarrassing herself.

9. Patoranking – Athletico Madrid
Patoranking came from nothing to try and upset the big boys.

10. Olu maintain – QPR
Gets relegated, bounces back, gets relegated again.

11. Lynxx – Manchester City
Although Lynxx made it because of the money, he has been hugely inconsistent.

13. Viktoh – Sassuolo
That’s right, so irrelevant, 99.9% irrelevant!

14. Adekunle Gold – Dortmund
Came from nowhere, is very good and is loved by all.

15. Sinzu – Valencia
Your time at the top is over. Just stop making music.

16. Ice Prince – Chelsea
Made it, then started singing/playing rubbish.

17. Vector – Liverpool
Very consistent and doing fine but still
underrated.

18. Olamide – Tottenham
Knows how to sing/rap/play.. Very relevant but the noise is too much . . . Respect!

19. Ycee – Leicester City
Came from nothing and hugely making it.

20. B-red – Monaco
Very useless, upon all the money!

21. 9ice – AC Milan
His era of dominance is over.

22. Reekado Banks – Watford
He’s making a promising start so far.

23. Terry G - Enyimba
Always winning local league am internationally presence is low.

24. Psquare - Barcelona
Destined for greatness in their musical career, but stop having internal crisis.

No. 20 cracked me No. 7 sef try

[quote author=Slimfitdiva post=46366537][/quote]Oh no yawa na, na Adamawa dem fling me but I go camp for Taraba. Bcuz of u I no go use flight, I go come lag, lap u reach Jos. U den find ur way. I try

Slimfitdiva:
;o ;o ....... I no trust Dis link joor

OK make I epp, whr are u camping

Samsung Electronics Co. is considering introducing two new smartphone models that will feature bendable screens, including a version that folds in half like a cosmetic compact, people familiar with the matter said.

The devices using organic light-emitting diodes could be unveiled as soon as early 2017, the people said, asking not to be identified because the matter is private. That would likely give it a head start on new Apple Inc. iPhones.

The second Samsung model will have a 5-inch screen when used as a handset, that unfurls into a display that’s as large as 8 inches, similar to a tablet, the people said.

Samsung, the biggest supplier of OLED panels for mobile products, has pioneered the development of new screen formats with its multi-sided Edge smartphones. Using advanced display technology may help the company recapture customers from Apple and boost earnings that have slumped for the past two years.
“This product could be a game-changer if Samsung successfully comes up with a user interface suitable for bendable screens,” said Lee Seung Woo, an analyst at IBK Securities Co. in Seoul. “Next year is a probable scenario. Their biggest obstacle was related to making transparent plastics and making them durable, which seems resolved by now.”

Shares of Samsung rose 1.5 percent to 1,398,000 won in Seoul, extending this year’s gain to 11 percent.

Suppliers to Samsung jumped. V Technology Co, which counts Samsung as its second biggest client according to data compiled by Bloomberg, jumped 15 percent to 9,270 yen in Tokyo. Murata Manufacturing Co. climbed 4.7 percent and Screen Holdings Co. reversed early declines to close higher.

Codenamed “Project Valley,” Samsung could unveil one or both of the devices as soon as February, when Mobile World Congress takes place in Barcelona, one of the people said. That timing would give Samsung a head-start on Apple’s iPhone using OLED screens that may be released later in 2017, the person said.

The company may also name the next version of its Note device as the “Note 7,” skipping a number, to bring it in line with its flagship Galaxy S smartphone range, one of the people said. Samsung doesn’t plan to market the new bendable-screen models under the Galaxy S name, the person said.

Samsung declined to comment in an e-mailed statement.
After using OLED on its premium devices, Samsung is counting on the technology to win supply orders. The displays are thinner, have brighter colors and are less draining on the battery than those in most current phones.

While the Suwon, South Korea-based company has previously released slick videos featuring foldable concept phones, it has never made such a device commercially. Moxi Group, a Chinese company based in Chongqing, has shown off a bendable phone with black and white screens.

Samsung Vice Chairman Lee Jae Yong is accelerating a push beyond phones as growth in the market slows. The company has held talks to supply OLEDs to Apple, people familiar with the matter have said. Samsung was one of the biggest makers of chips and displays for Apple until the companies started suing each other in 2011 for alleged patent infringements.

Watch video on link

http://m.guardian.ng/technology/samsung-may-release-phones-with-bendable-screens-in-2017/

Cc: lalasticlala

Slimfitdiva:
oya forward am to my e-mail kia kia

Owusagifoundation/brooklynIDPs\SOS@antykemi.mustgo.com




I hear say plenty loan dey ground

SC31:
I wish

Lool

Where are you serving? Or are you also a core member of this village?

Mbuko91:
if you were posted to Abuja and you don't have a place to stay before camp, call me on 09050129124.


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Guys only....

if you no fine, no call me or add me up o...

Gay Alert!!!!

Slimfitdiva:
I don chop my tfare oooo. Now I dey Brooklyn....
I need person wey go borrow me money.......will pay bak after my 1st alawee ;

Brooklyn is not far from Owusagi, do u want my address

SC31:
lol nah,cant be owed

Na u o, u sure gan!

You done with the service yea?

seunny4lif:
OP forget that Food matter
I dey chop Semo, Eba and Nigerian Jollof rice anyhow for here
My friends no dey joke with me about those food
Where I dey?
Ghana Ghana now Abi Ghana no be abroad

I dey smell British accent for ur post

akpamfet:
You didn't add that they always complain and get unnecessarily irritated at the way Nigerians drive and disobey traffic rules....as if that's new to them...
A cousin of mine kept doing that, he only stayed 3 years abroad...

U call 3 years 'only'??

Weah96:
With a population of 1.5 billion human beings, China is not afraid of Jihad. They can afford to take heavy casualties. First of all, they all look alike. A suicide bomber from Turkey will be identified as a foreigner from a mile away.

Are you for real??

Chinese officials have restricted civil servants, students and children in a mainly Muslim region from fasting during Ramadan, government websites said as the holy month began on Monday.

The country’s ruling Communist party is officially atheist and for years has banned government employees and minors from fasting in Xinjiang, home to the more than 10 million-strong mostly Muslim Uighur minority.

It has also ordered some restaurants to stay open.

The region sees regular clashes between Uighurs and state security forces. Beijing has blamed deadly attacks there and elsewhere in China on militants seeking independence for the resource-rich region.

Rights groups blame tensions on religious and cultural restrictions imposed on Uighurs and other Muslim minorities in the vast area, which abuts Central Asia.

Several local government departments in Xinjiang have posted notices on their websites in the last week ordering restrictions on fasting during Ramadan.

During the holy month, the faithful fast from dawn to dusk and strive to be more pious.

“Party members, cadres, civil servants, students and minors must not fast for Ramadan and must not take part in religious activities,” said a notice posted last Thursday on the official website of the city of Korla in central Xinjiang.

“During the Ramadan month, food and drink businesses must not close,” it added.

A Uighur official in the city’s Tiekeqi township named Ahmatjan Tohti told a meeting on Monday last week that officials should “resolutely stop party members, civil servants, students and minors from entering mosques for religious activities” during the month, according to a separate report on the website.

A website run by the education bureau of Shuimogou district in the regional capital Urumqi posted a notice on Monday last week calling for “prevention of students and teachers from all schools from entering mosques for religious activities” during Ramadan.

In the northern city of Altay, officials agreed to “increase contact with parents” to “prevent fasting during Ramadan”, according to a post Friday on the state-run China Ethnicities Religion website.
The website of the Qapqal Xibe Autonomous County government in northwest Xinjiang said Monday that restaurants in the area would be instructed to stay open during Ramadan to “ensure that the broader masses have normal access to cuisine”.

Dilxat Raxit of the World Uyghur Congress, an exile group, condemned the restrictions in an email Monday, adding: “China thinks that the Islamic faith of Uighurs threatens the rule of the Beijing leadership.”

China tightly controls religious groups despite frequently proclaiming that its citizens have freedom of belief.

The top Communist official in Xinjiang, Zhang Chunxian, wished the region’s Muslims “a happy Ramadan”, the state-run Xinhua news agency reported.

And the country’s State Council or cabinet last Thursday released a white paper which declared that religious freedom in Xinjiang “cannot be matched by any other period in history”.

“During the month of Ramadan, Muslim restaurants can decide whether they want to do business. There will be no interference,” it said.

“Local governments ensure that all religious activities during Ramadan go on in an orderly manner,” it added.


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http://m.guardian.ng/news/china-bans-civil-servants-students-from-ramadan-fasting/

Cc: lalasticlala

Chisox

Face of wetin??

How were diz ppl nominated in their states??

Miss sokoto,
Miss Rivers,
Miss Delta,
Miss Edo and
Miss Adamawa






HOW!!!!!

Chinese officials have restricted civil servants, students and children in a mainly Muslim region from fasting during Ramadan, government websites said as the holy month began on Monday.

The country’s ruling Communist party is officially atheist and for years has banned government employees and minors from fasting in Xinjiang, home to the more than 10 million-strong mostly Muslim Uighur minority.

It has also ordered some restaurants to stay open.

The region sees regular clashes between Uighurs and state security forces. Beijing has blamed deadly attacks there and elsewhere in China on militants seeking independence for the resource-rich region.

Rights groups blame tensions on religious and cultural restrictions imposed on Uighurs and other Muslim minorities in the vast area, which abuts Central Asia.

Several local government departments in Xinjiang have posted notices on their websites in the last week ordering restrictions on fasting during Ramadan.

During the holy month, the faithful fast from dawn to dusk and strive to be more pious.

“Party members, cadres, civil servants, students and minors must not fast for Ramadan and must not take part in religious activities,” said a notice posted last Thursday on the official website of the city of Korla in central Xinjiang.

“During the Ramadan month, food and drink businesses must not close,” it added.

A Uighur official in the city’s Tiekeqi township named Ahmatjan Tohti told a meeting on Monday last week that officials should “resolutely stop party members, civil servants, students and minors from entering mosques for religious activities” during the month, according to a separate report on the website.

A website run by the education bureau of Shuimogou district in the regional capital Urumqi posted a notice on Monday last week calling for “prevention of students and teachers from all schools from entering mosques for religious activities” during Ramadan.

In the northern city of Altay, officials agreed to “increase contact with parents” to “prevent fasting during Ramadan”, according to a post Friday on the state-run China Ethnicities Religion website.
The website of the Qapqal Xibe Autonomous County government in northwest Xinjiang said Monday that restaurants in the area would be instructed to stay open during Ramadan to “ensure that the broader masses have normal access to cuisine”.

Dilxat Raxit of the World Uyghur Congress, an exile group, condemned the restrictions in an email Monday, adding: “China thinks that the Islamic faith of Uighurs threatens the rule of the Beijing leadership.”

China tightly controls religious groups despite frequently proclaiming that its citizens have freedom of belief.

The top Communist official in Xinjiang, Zhang Chunxian, wished the region’s Muslims “a happy Ramadan”, the state-run Xinhua news agency reported.

And the country’s State Council or cabinet last Thursday released a white paper which declared that religious freedom in Xinjiang “cannot be matched by any other period in history”.

“During the month of Ramadan, Muslim restaurants can decide whether they want to do business. There will be no interference,” it said.

“Local governments ensure that all religious activities during Ramadan go on in an orderly manner,” it added.


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Cc: lalasticlala

SC31:
lol hope you know some batch a stream two peeps are still being owed?

One chance!

Hope u ain't one of dem

Emmaoga:
BUHARI DON RELEASE FUNDS BUT HE WILL SAY THAT THERE IS NO MONEY AND THE TREASURY WAS EMPTY.


AND 5 STAR ZOMBIES WILL BE LIKE......SAI BUHARI.

NOW YOUR BUHARI IS DEAF....HE CANT HERE YOUR ZOMBIE CHANTS.

CONGRATS TO THE NEW PCMS

Mr wailer, if dem no release am now, na u go still come talk say the recovered loot na scam, say why dem no use am. Smh

Receive small sense

Cool

psychologist:
Another Jonathans project been delivered

Call him to come and commission it na

Malakh:
You were instructed not depend on Egypt,Egypt shall be your shame has spoken by Isaiah, Egypt has planned your life for you before you were born, go to school,get a degree and Egypt will get you a job, you wonder why its called universal-cities(universities)yall just wait till Daughter of Babylon is dethroned,then will "darkness" cover the whole earth

Your point exactly? (in two lines)

usmantoafiq:
This is why Islam is the best religion. we don't beg for money. Allah provides for us.

Do you go to Islamic anchored ceremonies at all?
Eg burial

On top bajaj, if she get belle now d pikin no go know say na on top okada dem do hin runs o

N/b: Nobody should quote me to explain if she fit get belle or not. Thanks

ray4000:
chaii see as I wet my screen to return the kiss

What exactly did you wet it with?

Phobia1:
See talk. na tok bdat? otondo. its simple logic. put urself in his shoe, lets say ur brothers nd sistas nd errbody arnd sacrifices all dey hv got to get u to a position nd u'll now get thr nd say u'll use d position to hunt dem? its not possible. Why didnt jonathan probe his immediate party den? afteral u also admitted in ur write up dat "infact they are thiefs". its not possible, he even gave one of dem dat wad convicted a state pardon(if not for death he wudda stil b a free man). so wat are we sayin? Its like dat errwhr, its left for d opposition to investigate dose passived immediate corrupt officials. So wen nxt anoda party gets to aso rock, b it pdp or kowa den dey can decide to investigate (abi na witch hunt) dose passived by dem to b corrupt. #ThankU. #GodBless naija

Ermm... I think both of you should pay attention to the bolded word, it's 'thieves'

Bye

WATCHOVER:
Love him or hate him. He is still the best.
For accepting defeat and allowing this government to make noise without Interfering

Sir, briefly with common sense, explain what other reasonable thing(s) he could have done?

iamauxin:
If it was a nollywood movie....we would have alleged money rituals.

But it's not.

wait!

Wait!

Jide Kosoko is a nollywood giant.


Who's on the same page with me?

*changes channel*


oh same thing!


*strolls outta page*

Don't go far, here's a screen shot.

Essont:
I will be camping @Taraba, though posted to Adamawa. I am from the heart of Nasarawa State.

We don dey surface small small

19:30 - @>--@teewah_inya(*): BREAKING NEWS:2016 BATCH A (STREAM 11) ORIENTATION TO COMMENCE MONDAY.
The Management of the National Youth Service Corps wishes to inform all prospective Corps members that the President, Commander-in-chief of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, President Muhammadu Buhari has approved and released funds to the Scheme to hold its planned Orientation course.
Consequently, Management of the Scheme has scheduled the 2016 Batch A Stream 11 Orientation course to commence from MONDAY 13th JUNE to WEDNESDAY 29th JUNE 2016 Nationwide.
Prospective Corps members are expected to log on to the NYSC Portal to commence printing of their Call-up letters from TUESDAY, 7th JUNE 2016 by 12noon as the earlier printed Call-up letters are now invalid. While those who did not subscribe for online printing should start collection of Call-up letters from THURSDAY 9th JUNE from their various institutions of graduation.
Management also wishes to thank all stakeholders in exercising patience for this new date and wishes all prospective Corps members a hitch free orientation exercise.
SIGNED
Management

akinswaggs:
100k Facebook Group members for sale
33k Facebook Fanpage likes for sale..

contact zero eight wan 05-38-93-07... if interested!

Human trafficking

Zellie:
We should cook with sunlight?

Rara o, B29 or Ariel