₦airaland Forum

Bumbae1:
Who dey ur dp no b u

oh I get dp lool
it is I

Bumbae1:
U look familiar cant put my finger on it ..

familiar?? are u seeing a picture of me which only u can see?
iyam nor understanding o

Bumbae1:
Lol u funny ..

how are u now?

Bumbae1:
Lol @ mistake

my fingers know what I don't, I just don't know which of 'em to give the credit

Bumbae1:
Next time dont be too hasty to dump her when she became your ex the first time
You move right on...
Now ujust dey yama yourself .. why? In 3 weeks she already talking marriage with a guy that calls her constantly when she around you right..

Be smart
Let it go .. as e sweet reach you will find sweeter

OK... I mistaken checked ur profile, now I just have to follow u

lastmaster:
God ! I just drank that water last week.

ah!!! get an Indian visa ASAP bruh...

AgbenuAnna:
lol me and you

ur dimple is undeniable! I concur, you and I it is... lool

thonyokun:
No single intelligent comment, what's wrong with youths of nowadays? O ma se o

you've also failed to produce one!

AgbenuAnna:
contaminated bottled water and they are flying them to India when we drink borehole water and river water.

God is good





.I was watching a movie and the way they talked about mosquito as if it's death and we live with mosquitoes like brothers and sisters.

you and who??

kk

Rubyventures:
Yes, then it was 30 mins drive from Lagos to Ibadan. How long does it take now?

Then it used to be 3hrs drive from Benin to Lagos but now it takes close to 5hrs.,

Also I got lost in a place called Mopo and I couldn't find anyone who spoke English to give me directions, also in the banks they spoke a lot of Yoruba so I'm not exaggerating. Most of all I love Ibadan. I made loads of good friends.

oh OK, if u say so...


now it should be 105mins tops, and better off a few years back when you could spend over 150mins due to the bad road, now undergoing maintenance tho'.

Rubyventures:
How did you come to that conclusion? I am talking about my youth service experience more than 10 years ago and you are calling me a liar.

OK sorry! but 30mins drive ??

lonelydora:
Is this why Ibadan is trending in twitter?

Just opening my gate in Port Harcourt, 5k is gone, and there will be no change to keep. I'm considering moving to Ibadan

biko is it the gate of hell??

Rubyventures:
I did my youth service in Ibadan, The people are very friendly, food and accommodation very reasonable, I stayed in onireke not too far from Dugbe and Eleyele. I wont mind settling down there. The only problem I had then was the communication. Sometimes I go into official buildings or if I lost my way, I used to find it difficult to get someone who speaks English. Bodoja is a very nice Area. In Ibadan you get good value for your money and the pollution is less. Its only 30mins drive to Lagos.

ahahn you can lie for Africa biko

2shur:
Ibadan is a mostly occupied by civil servants.
Average standard self con..80k
Up to standard self con 220k.
Flat 300k upwards.
Irs a dev city
Bodija.mokola.dugbe.ring road..chalenge..yiyaganku gra..iwo road...its a wide ass state.
Pretty much empty.
Nothing to pffer
Jus like benin city
U see umlimited beer parlors
Uncountable churches
Alfas and the uneducated.
Hotels
Brotels
Car wash
Belgium tokunbo cars
Banks
Opo mini cinema
Filing stations
Schools
Biz center
Cyber cafe
Boutique
Aboki cihar joint
Suya man
Igbo market ..o.k clothes
Electronic stores
No fuckin industry men
So how d fuc u puasy getting angry.
Abi una geh industries for here.
Una geh oil
Even ph sef the dame thing if nor be for oil.
Everyone for be omila.

Jus dah i.b got lots of ritualistic imbeciles
They love incest
Agneroism
Robbery
Kidnapping 4 rituals.
Local 419
Rituals
Ritualistic pastors
Unlimited woli and dagbo alfas

so what happened to Oluyole industrial estate, British American tobacco etc

you don't know shi!

princefunmmy:
But ibadan people ain't got no reason to complain... See as Dem carry Ibadan matter for head like gala


Don't quote me, I'm a Lagosian but I kinda like some places in Ibadan

oh so where's your home town in Lagos

AZUH:
I love sariki he doesn't take rubbish . He sacrificed his presidential ambition for Buhari and now they want to turn him as escape goat because he loves igbos . Yoruba with their mouth odour always will never leave alone .

now read what you just typed... any sense?

DonnyT:
Looking at the bottom left date from three documents provided on this thread so far.

Noticed any foul play?

1st and 2nd cert has too many similarities while the 3rd cert. displays a wide disparity on the bottom left corner.

carry on, I'm feeling your forensic skills... could be due to different states of deployment tho'

beautycrush24:
Where would you be leaving from?

Ibadan... you?

Oga o... I wonder where PCMs going to Adamawa/Taraba are... na only 2go ur phone fit do

The d*ck is exclusive only to the guys


#fact

darlingtonIIV:
but earlier this week your brothers almost killed a non-muslim in the north for eating in public during the fasting

Baba calm down, read what you quoted well... do I sound like a Muslim??

fiizznation:
The highlighted statement up there is their main problem. No Muslim will bother himself about whatever anybody decides to wear, but reverse is the case with many non-muslims. Like what is anybody's business if my daughter wears hijab to school? Is she wearing it on anybody's head? Or is her hijab biting anybody or what? I don't get it

I wonder o... as in ehn, what is the business of a Muslim if a non-muslim eats during Ramadan

OgaTheTop2:
Iranu..

Abasha

SC31:
that's probably because you never cared to know about other places apart from ib "city"

No I haven't

Not entirely right dear... I visit Oyo, Ogbomosho mostly... I know of saki, eruwa, ede, ibarapa, kajola, iddo, akinyele, olorunshogo and surulere.

Others rarely make d news

SC31:
we pushing it,oorelope

I never heard of that until now, and I dint believe it exists in this state until I googled

Ever been to ib city?

RIP sir

An insight has been provided into the last moments of the former captain and coach of the Nigerian Super Eagles.

The family’s spokesman, Ricky Aburimen, who had rushed the late national team player to the hospital, told newsmen that the Big Boss had been complaining of pains in his leg for some days and they kept massaging it for him.

When he complained of it last night, they massaged it again.

“About one and half hours after the massaging, he was in serious distress and was gasping for breath.

“That was how we rushed him to the hospital (Faith Mediplex), a distance of about 20 minutes.

“But by the time we arrived at the hospital, the doctor certified him dead.

“That was sometime between 11:30 and 11:45pm. It was the nurse that first came out. She checked for his pulse‎ and said there was no pulse in him.

“Doctors later came and did all the stuffs they did, but nothing came out of it,” he said.

MEanwhile, the family of the late former Super Eagles Coach has moved his remains from Faith Mediplex Hospital, Benin, to Stella Obasanjo Hospital for autopsy.

Keshi’s remains had been deposited at Faith Mediplex where the former Super Eagles captain was rushed to early on Wednesday.

Aburimen told newsmen that the move became necessary for autopsy to be conducted on the body.

He said Keshi was not a registered patient in the hospital where he was pronounced dead.

“And as such, his remains needed to be moved to a government-owned hospital for a proper investigation into the cause of his death,’’ Aburimen said.

He said the cause of his death should not be a subject of speculation, hence, the reason for the autopsy.

When asked what could have been the likely cause of Keshi’s death,‎ Aburime said no one should speculate the cause of his death, until an autopsy is conducted by qualified doctors.

Aburimen said the report of the autopsy would be made public at a press conference befitting of Keshi’s status.

Also at the hospital was Ebuka Ofuone, a cousin of the late coach, who was said to have lived with him from his childhood but he could barely utter a word as a result of grief.

Keshi, 54, had won the African Cup of Nations for Nigeria as a player in 1994 and repeated the feat as coach in South Africa in 2013.

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plussize:
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SC31:
oyo

Wawu so u are typing from my arms length...
Hope u are enjoying Oyo state, and which part of the state are you?