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@tytylayor
Look well well. U go see am.

@KunleOshob
Not bad.
But u have broken the Seun Joke rule by posting a Gabby joke.
_Whatever.

No fighting please.

You can watch the television broadcast of the 2008 MTV Africa Music Awards on November 29 2008 on MTV Base (Channel 322 on DSTV).

2008 MTV AFRICA MUSIC AWARDS WINNERS
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-178998.32.html#msg3129483

The MAMAs winners are as follows:

1. ARTIST OF THE YEAR - D'Banj (Nigeria)
2. BEST MALE - D'Banj (Nigeria)
3. BEST FEMALE - Wahu (Kenya)
4. BEST GROUP - P-Square (Nigeria)
5. BEST NEW ACT - Naeto C (Nigeria)
6. BEST ALTERNATIVE * - Seether (South Africa)
7. BEST HIP-HOP * - 9ice (Nigeria)
8. BEST R&B * - Alicia Keys (USA)
9. VIDEO OF THE YEAR - Wind am well - Ikechukwu (Nigeria)
10. BEST LIVE PERFORMANCE - Jozi (Suth Africa)
11. MAMA LEGEND AWARD - Fela Kuti (Nigeria)

The awards ceremony was held in Abuja, Nigeria on Saturday, November 22 where the winners were announced. Winners were selected by fans sending text messages, said Alison Reid, a spokeswoman for MTV Networks Africa.

There were performances by Nigeria's Seun Kuti, South Africa's Jozi as well as the Nigerian football superstar, Jay Jay Okocha. Wait, for real? Okocha? What did you do? Juggle a football? Seems like that's what he did. The USA's Kelly Rowland also performed with Nigeria's D'Banj.

Courtesy http://museke.com/en/node/2551

Delicious!

Una no dey taya for Jokes section?

@tytylayor
U get bad mind o!
I mean I wan flog u with real powerful koboko.
U no go fit sit down for 2 months.

@tytylayor
Oya! Bend over make I give my big koboko.

Is the party still on?

@gabrywyl
U be bad pikin.
Come make I use my big koboko spank u.

@tytylayor
I go spank u when I finish.

@sylve_11
She too like blue films and jokes.
Tell am make she no make me vex or else I go give am big koboko.

@tytylayor
You like blue films well well.
These ur porn jokes are getting too much.
Try listening to Enya and u will stop thinking about porn.

@tytylayor
You like porn jokes well well.

@tytylayor
Baby!
Keep up with the stealing.
But very good.
Especially the 'Porn Releases'.
How about this one 'Dances with Hoes'.

@clemcykul
Clumsykul, u r making ur presence felt.
Well done.

@tytylayor
We don become Bonnie & Clyde be that.

@tytylayor
Baby!
These jokes wey u steal from net dey very funny o!
I don print dem out already.
Keep them coming.

This topic don dey prolong too much.

Maga boys are in the house https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-197700.0.html

@Romade
Ol' boy/girl! How far now?

@gabrywyl
No wahala. I go give u N1000 while I will take N4999000.
I am a nice person shebi?

@dani1luv
U know say I fine pass u. So give me d N5 million joo!

@gabrywyl
U dey show teeth now?

@sylve11
I dey kampe. I dey see ya offline messages.

English is a very easy language.  
Afterall, na C6 I get 4 English in WAEC.  

@gabrywyl
'Live Your Life' is the title of a song by T.I. and Rihanna. Very cool song.
My YIM is messing up.

OLE!!!!

@dani1luv
U be my paddy joo!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY IN LATENESS. Chop knuckle.

@Nautillus
Whatz up dude?

'The Iroko tree is too high to reach' - Pete Edochie

My favourite 50 Cent picture.

Chei! Topic don go off-thread taya.
E don even derail sef.

Gabby, u are making ur presence felt in Jokes section

Chei!
When did I say 'during semen'. I meant 'during sermon'.