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Reading Statistics: • Paragraphs.....................40 • Sentences......................89 • Words..........................1538 • Characters...................9312 • Letters..........................7276 • Read. Time...........00:06:09 The data used covered the period of Oct - Dec (2015) making it the last quarter of the year and the breakdowns is as follows; • 11, 889 accounts for the total number of vacancies available on jobberman platform and they are distributed monthly thus; 4620 applicants in Oct, 4696 in Nov and 2563 in Dec. With the data above, it can be seen that Nov has the highest number of vacancies while the figures dropped significantly in Dec. • 737033 accounts for the total number of applicants with the monthly breakdown as; 318233 in Oct, 248347 in Nov and 170453 in December. It can be seen here that Oct has the highest number of applicants, followed by Nov and the least being Dec. It was reported that the dropped was as a result of seasonal variation. ( Coughing, *Oh what a jargon - I do not know how to explain this in plain terms o) NOTE HERE: With the said data above, it can be deduced that 68.88 applicants applied to one job in Oct, 52.88 applicants applied to one job in Nov and 66.51 applicants applied to a single job in Dec. The applicants and the vacancies ratio are so wide - Meaning there are many job seekers chasing a single job. PERSONAL NOTE: Though the report claimed to review the data covering the last quarter of the year (The 3rd Quarter, Q3). July, August, and September was also included in some section of the report. (I would have loved to lay my hand on the complete data set but that wasn't the case.) In as much as I would have preferred the raw data, sadly, it was not given out. I will try as much as possible to work on the given ones. APPLICANTS DISTRIBUTION BY STATE: I will be commenting on this so as to help job seekers to know which state to look forward to while strategizing on their next job application. • Lagos has the highest number of applicants with a total of 79399, followed by Abuja with a total of 14648. Leaving Rivers and Oyo with the third and fourth position with 8869 and 6489 applicants respectively. • Yobe and Jigawa have the least number of active applicants with 82 and 87 total applicants. VACANCIES AVAILABLE BY STATES. The surprising thing here is that there are some states without active vacancies (i.e. ZERO VACANCIES - Like Nada), yet they claimed a good share of applicants. What are they applying for? • States like Akwa Ibom, Anambra, Bayelsa, Ebonyi, Edo, Ekiti, Jigawa, Kogi and Yobe have no vacancies yet they have a good number of applicants. • States like Imo, Katsina, Nasarawa, Ogun, Ondo, Osun, Plateau, Sokoto has 1 vacancy within the period under review. • Lagos, Abuja, Rivers, and Oyo claimed the most share of vacancies posted with 188, 16, 15 and 9 respectively. APPLICATIONS BY EDUCATION I do not think this is of much interest but it cost nothing to point it out. • Candidates who applied through Degree, HND, and MBA/MSc took it all with numbers totaling 64564, 15160 and 11437 respectively while candidates with vocational certificate have the least figures. Of all these applicants, 67.77% are males while 32.23% are females. ( Are females not applying for jobs? - Just asking anyway!) POINTS TO TAKE HOME 1. The most common specialization that was asked for on the Jobberman website was for Sales/Business Development, which accounted for 15.68% of jobs. IT and Education/Training both accounted for a similar share; 12.02% and 11.54% respectively. At the other extreme, only 0.12% of vacancies required a specialization in Telecom, and 0.32% required a specialization in Building Design/Architecture. 2. A slight majority (52.98%) of active vacancies had been online for more than six weeks. The lowest duration for which a vacancy had been active online was 26 days, just under four weeks. The longest duration was recorded as 195 days, slightly more than half a year. The average duration for which vacancies were active online was just over seven weeks. 3. Over the six months to December, there were only 159 active vacancies for which salary information was available. Of these, the average salary was N 127,264 per month ( Methinks they can do better here) 4. Of all the active vacancies advertised on the Jobberman website, the majority did not require a great deal of experience; 55.15% of vacancies require less than three years. 5. As at the time of the previous report, the majority of industries (23 out of 27) asked for 1-3 years of experience the most. Three industries – Legal, Oil & Gas/Mining and Manufacturing/production – asked for 3-5 years of the experience the most, and the Insurance industry most commonly advertised for entry-level positions. ( Why are people shying away from Insurance. LOL) 6. Education and Trade/Services attracted relatively few applications in relation to the number of vacancies that were posted; there were 20 applications for every Education vacancy and 33 for every Trade/Services vacancy between the months October and December 7. Even though Trade/Services was the most common industry to apply to, it did not dominate applications to the same extent as vacancies. At the other end, the industries Power/Energy and Travel/Tourism received 461 and 366 applications per vacancy over this period, suggesting that these posts were extremely competitive. ( How market?) 8. In each case, Power/Energy, Oil & Gas/Mining and Logistics/Transport were among the most competitive, occupying the first, second and third position in the earlier period, and first third and fourth in the later. Similarly, Trade/Services and Education were amongst the least competitive on the Jobberman website in each period. 9. Only 2.4% of applicants under 20 years of age were educated to above degree level, perhaps unsurprising given the length of time it takes to obtain this level of education. For applicants above 50 years old, this figure rises to 45.2%; nearly half of applicants within this age bracket have a higher qualification than a degree. 10. An estimated 59.86% of applicants were between the ages of 20 and 29, making this by far the most common age group for applicants to fall under. Very few applicants were below the age of 20, possibly a sign of the relatively high education level of applicants. 11. The industry to receive the most applications in each month was Trade/Services, which accounted for 36.02% of applications over the three month period. In October, the industry received 119,900, or 37.68% of applications, more than three times as many as Consulting which received the second largest share. However by December, this figure had fallen to 33.08%, due to a fall of 63,513 in the number of applications. This represents a fall of 52.97%, and accounts for 42.98% of the total fall. The Consulting industry saw a comparatively modest drop of 37.11%, however, given that this industry accounted for 12.13% of the total number of applications over the period, this still accounted for 8.50% of the total decline in applications. The third largest industry over the period was ICT/Telecommunications, which received 5.91% of applications over the period. Applications to this industry fell by 51.13% between October and November, slightly more than average. 12. This fall in the number of applications was broad based; out of the 27 different industries, 23 received fewer applications during the review period. Four industries did not experience any decline in the number of applications, these industries were Construction, Power/Energy, Food services and others, but together these industries accounted for only 4.66% of applications over the period. 13. Trade/Services remained the industry to which the largest number of applications were made, and which posted the largest number of vacancies. 14. Power/Energy and Travel/Tourism were the industries to receive the most applications per each vacancy, receiving 461 and 366 respectively, which makes them the most competitive industries to apply for on the Jobberman website. IN CONCLUSION This report is an information haven for job seekers and I am commending jobberman to have dug this deep. I believe they can do better than this. Also, methinks it would have been a better idea if they can give data cruncher the opportunity to lay hand on the raw data. I believe this will provide more interesting insights. Only if site like NAIRALAND can give us such an opportunity to mine data from their platform. The analysis would have helped many individuals and companies with the opportunity to plan and develop their business for the Nigerian markets. (Just my suggestion anyway!) We are missing so many opportunities that only the figures can best explain, it's high time we work on this. What are Nigerians saying? What is trending in Nigeria? Where is there an opportunity to explore in Nigeria? What is marketable in Nigeria? All these are some of the questions which data will give a sounding answer to, but all I can say is; LalasticLala and other mods determine what trend, they give us the chance to see what they so desire we see (Judgemental - Which can be based on emotions and other factors). And yes, they also control our voices. That is why many here are complaining about seeing post about snake, tonto dike and so on the frontpage. BTW, What is my business! Data Source: Nigeria Online Recruitment Report by Jobberman and National Bureau of Statistics. Source: https://jobbercdn.s3.amazonaws.com/files/infographic-Digest.pdf and https://jobbercdn.s3.amazonaws.com/files/Digest-of-Statistics-on-Technical-Education.pdf |
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What type of phone are you using and what is the price? Nsonaso: |
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What are the traits of someone who is “trustworthy”? More specifically, what are the traits of a woman who is trustworthy? Here are a few of the traits that are most commonly thought of… - A woman who has your best interest in mind. - A woman who truly loves you. - A woman who will not cheat on you. - A woman who appreciates you for just being who you are. But while these are great “ultimate goals”, they are not actually the foundational traits that comprise a “trustworthy” woman. To fully be able to recognize and attract a trustworthy woman, you must first learn what “foundational traits” to look for. Unfortunately most people (men & women) end up looking for their “ultimate goal” when it comes to this subject and not the “foundational traits” that comprise someone who is trustworthy. Here is the problem with that… Most people (about 90% of us) see what we want to believe when it comes to a dating partner or potential mate. We do not actually see what “truly is” most of the time. That is because we are focused on the ultimate goal, and not the foundational traits. It is easy to say, “She is just so sweet, and constantly tells me how much she loves me. I know she would never cheat.” Well, unfortunately sweetness is not one of the foundational traits to a trustworthy woman necessarily. She could very easily be just as sweet to every other male she comes across that sparks her interest! Therefore, you must know these foundational traits which comprise a trustworthy woman…. 1. Does she respect you? Respect consists of many different aspects… Does she honor your presence? Does she speak highly of you? Does she always expect to be “first and foremost” or is she genuinely concerned about your well-being and your desires? 2. Has she cheated or done non-trustworthy acts in past relationships? Learn about her history! Cheating, falsifying information, stealing, etc. are all habitual traits. Done once, they will be done a thousand times. 3. Does she honor and respect other people’s relationships? Does she support, promote or protect her friends when they cheat or act unfairly to their partners? If she does, then she will clearly not respect your relationship with her and will quickly follow in the footsteps of her friends! 4. Is she stable? Does she change her mind quickly and is she impulsive? Does she make decisions “in the moment” without clearly thinking through them? Men sometimes find “impulsive”, sporadic women fun and adventurous… and they can be, but they can also use those same traits to make negative decisions. 5. Is she “vindictive”? Will she justify acting rudely to you or not respecting you after a fight or general argument? Does she seek revenge in volatile situations? 6. Does she make excuses for her wrongful actions? Does she always have a justification and thinks that nothing can ever be her own, personal fault? Here are some basic rules of thumb to remember… - Stealing and lying are habitual traits. Done once, they will be done a thousand times. - Learning about her past relationships is good. Though it may be somewhat uncomfortable for you to listen, it may allow you to discover a lot of information “between the lines” of her stories. - Time. To truly learn about someone and be able to pick up on potentially negative traits, you need time. It goes back to the saying that “love is blind”. Don’t rush into a relationship, or worse yet, marriage. Take it slowly and utilize as much time as possible. - Be open to “negatives”. No one is perfect. Everyone has weaknesses and faults. Some just have far more detrimental ones than others. Don’t get the “she’s perfect” mentality into your head. That will make you blind to negatives. Instead, secretly and quietly look for her faults and negative traits. If you can clearly define them, and are okay with them, then you have found a great woman! - Watch for impulsive actions that are done “in the moment”. Most decisions to cheat are done impulsively without thought for future consequences. |
All right! You got the interview! Now what? RELAX ... you're about to discover the 10 most important elements of easily succeeding easily in any Job Interview situation! They will give you a BIG advantage over the competition! So much information is floating around about TYPES of interviews (what?) or secondary callback interviews, etc. Call me crazy but a job interview is a job interview no matter how you dress it up! It is a series of questions, answers and dialogue between human beings to discover if there may be a good match for employment. Everything else creates confusion. You'll be happy to know that this GUIDE was created to give you the "MEAT and POTATOES", while leaving out the "GRAVY!" You want and need easy to understand, specific, interview tools that you can USE and that will actually make a difference in whether you get hired or not. My simple, yet powerful approach will give you the best possible chance of landing any job your heart desires! Suddenly you find yourself on the phone with the Hiring Manager or person responsible for scheduling the interview! What do you do? Simple. This person is calling YOU to schedule a TIME and DATE for your interview. That's it. Don't make this out to be more than it is. IT'S NOT THE INTERVIEW! Remember that!! While you're on the phone making an appointment be friendly, polite, and speak clearly. At this stage of the game there is only ONE thing that should concern you. The TIME and DATE of your interview! Okay, you've got an appointment for the job interview! Hopefully you had a hand in scheduling the DATE and TIME for this and now it's time to make a couple of preparations. Make a phone call or drive over and take a look at the company headquarters. Take a peek its web site, find out more about the business. This interview secret is actually very simple, but it's powerful! It's about your understanding a basic truth. The Hiring Manager is looking to see what YOU can do for THE COMPANY. Do not make the mistake of starting most of your with the personal pronoun, "I." You'll likely come across as trivial and self-absorbed. Not a good combo! Don't!!! If you feel nervous the morning of the interview and you are trying to "get a hold of yourself," don't! You're just fighting a natural reaction that most people have in situations like these. Remember, most of the other applicants are feeling the same way-you're no different! Accept that you are nervous, feel it, and be happy that your central nervous system is working properly! Here is some good basic advice with regards to the topic of money and how you can increase your chances of getting paid the most a company is willing to offer. The interview is winding down and you're just about to say thank you and goodbye. Here's your chance to leave a last, and lasting impression with one simple, powerful sentence. There is a reason I kept this ALL-IMPORTANT secret for the ninth slot. It ties into everything you do in the interview. I would have made it number ten but as you will see, number ten is the final step you should take AFTER the interview has already been completed. Immediately following your interview, while it's fresh in your mind, take some notes so you can refer to them later. |
Congrats to all recent passed out corp members, I am very happy for you all. Although I am unable to comment on the treads. After passing out what next? Well I have seen some NLers here whose advise is a diamond in the dust. What brings the inspiration for this tread? Being a job seeker myself, I know what we are facing and one of the challenges is writing a well detailed CV. Even job portal like Jobberman is offering CV evaluation. I am not in anyway against their service though, I only want to share a resource with us all; http://www.indeed.com/resumes?isid=find-resumes&ikw=jobsearch&co=US&hl=en The link above is a website whereby you can search for resume in your area of study, glance through it, and it can be a life saver to you through your job seeking venture. The site provides you with countries to choose from, select your required country, your area of specialization keyword and press the search button. I hope this will help us all to tailor our resume to best practices. DISCLAIMER: I am not in anyway affiliated with indeed resume and I will not be hold responsible for any misuse of the information gotten from the website. |
Darkchocolate:Whao, you are really a blessing to me - all my friends that are already through with their service refused to be of help, they are all busy with their respective lives. I dont blame them sha. I really did took my time to read through the tread, and saw some epic answers to their respective questions, mehn you are a jeeNius. Was first surprised, but knowing you are a Lawyer makes me dust that off, and with the way you handled all questions professionally, I cannot but help to know more about you (Social Engineering). Pls dont blame me sha! BTW, that group on fb, are you the creator? Just asking anyway! About those blogs, you writes better and pls maybe one day you will tell me about that person you made to cry, hope he/she has stopped crying? Those pix of yours looks beautiful, would have comment more than that but someone did said you are a C-NeOR sitizen ![]() What do I have to appreciate your effort/s now, I dont want to be an ingrate -- If you dont mind, lemme design your blog for free, using your own domain name. You can check whoGOhost for any plan you want, just give me the cpanel and I will do all the importing from . I have a question, will i be allowed to take my cat with me to camp?? ![]() |
After tirelessly search for Malcolm X quotes on NL and reading through the forum, I could find none. Although I did find some post and comments concerning him, I cant but relate back at some of those posts; The history of Malcolm here; https://www.nairaland.com/2581237/history-malcolm-x-great-american#37748788 and its other version here; https://www.nairaland.com/2391572/real-history-malcolm-x-no#34940834 Let me cut to the chase “A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything.” “Don’t be in a hurry to condemn because he doesn’t do what you do or think as you think or as fast. There was a time when you didn’t know what you know today.” — Malcolm X “We are nonviolent with people who are nonviolent with us.” — Malcolm X “There is no better than adversity. Every defeat, every heartbreak, every loss, contains its own seed, its own lesson on how to improve your performance next time.” — Malcolm X “Stumbling is not falling.” “My alma mater was books, a good library… I could spend the rest of my life reading, just satisfying my curiosity.” — Malcolm X “They put your mind right in a bag, and take it wherever they want.” — Malcolm X “Concerning nonviolence, it is criminal to teach a man not to defend himself when he is the constant victim of brutal attacks.”— Malcolm X “We didn’t land on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock landed on us.” — Malcolm X “A race of people is like an individual man; until it uses its own talent, takes pride in its own history, expresses its own culture, affirms its own selfhood, it can never fulfill itself.” — Malcolm X “If you’re not ready to die for it, put the word ‘freedom’ out of your vocabulary.” — Malcolm X “I for one believe that if you give people a thorough understanding of what confronts them and the basic causes that produce it, they’ll create their own program, and when the people create a program, you get action.” — Malcolm X “I feel like a man who has been asleep somewhat and under someone else’s control. I feel that what I’m thinking and saying is now for myself. Before it was for and by the guidance of Elijah Muhammad. Now I think with my own mind, sir!” — Malcolm X “The thing that you have to understand about those of us in the Black Muslim movement was that all of us believed 100 percent in the divinity of Elijah Muhammad. We believed in him. We actually believed that God, in Detroit by the way, that God had taught him and all of that. I always believed that he believed in himself. And I was shocked when I found out that he himself didn’t believe it.” — Malcolm X “I believe that there will ultimately be a clash between the oppressed and those that do the oppressing. I believe that there will be a clash between those who want freedom, justice and equality for everyone and those who want to continue the systems of exploitation.” — Malcolm X “It is a time for martyrs now, and if I am to be one, it will be for the cause of brotherhood. That’s the only thing that can save this country.” — February 19, 1965 (2 days before he was murdered by Nation of Islam followers) — Malcolm X “Without education, you’re not going anywhere in this world.” — Malcolm X “…I shall never rest until I have undone the harm I did to so many well-meaning, innocent Negroes who through my own evangelistic zeal now believe in him even more fanatically and more blindly than I did.” — on those he encouraged to follow Nation of Islam leader Elijah Muhammad — Malcolm X “You don’t have to be a man to fight for freedom. All you have to do is to be an intelligent human being.” — Malcolm X “When a person places the proper value on freedom, there is nothing under the sun that he will not do to acquire that freedom. Whenever you hear a man saying he wants freedom, but in the next breath he is going to tell you what he won’t do to get it, or what he doesn’t believe in doing in order to get it, he doesn’t believe in freedom. A man who believes in freedom will do anything under the sun to acquire . . . or preserve his freedom.” — Malcolm X “Dr. King wants the same thing I want. Freedom.” — Malcolm X “I want Dr. King to know that I didn’t come to Selma to make his job difficult. I really did come thinking I could make it easier. If the white people realize what the alternative is, perhaps they will be more willing to hear Dr. King.” — in a conversation with Mrs. Coretta Scott King. — Malcolm X “I am not a racist. I am against every form of racism and segregation, every form of discrimination. I believe in human beings, and that all human beings should be respected as such, regardless of their color.” — Malcolm XI love that last quote and I did wholeheartedly dedicate it to all Racist here on NL, I refused to mention names coz you all know yourself Sauce:http://malcolmx.com/quotes/ lalasticlala how far? |
Whao, such a smart man Luvdmx: |
Nice one ![]() There is really nothing special in this firstPage, I used to think there is, but now am disappointed! ![]() |
You just said all I have to say, now I have nothing to say again tomdon: |
so as the female friend/s Omotayor123: |
Lol, this is too harsh... But its the truth sha! |
I came across this online an I tried searching through the forum maybe someone may have posted something related to it, to my surprise, i did find nothing. Hey, this is my first post here after being a ghost member for more than 3 years. I am not affiliated with Estonia ministry of interiors nor a traveling agent, so you can keep your question for MR GOOGLE, or FFK. Here, WIRED wrote something on why you should be an e-Residence, http://www.wired.co.uk/magazine/archive/2015/07/features/estonia-e-resident ![]() Sit back, relax and find a cup of garri and epa to read from the Estonia manual for the programme. Speaking points on the e-Residency programme launched by the Government of Estoniasource: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1xqfDEFFCCuIFQdhSruhOzPsm7fA2KQco8X0H1-JR1cc/edit You can apply to be an e-Estonian here https://apply.e-estonia.com/ More information here [url] e-resident.gov.ee[/url] And for tweeters you can follow the development here @e_Residents If you are still confused what an e-Resident is, the Estonians has some meats for you here https://e-estonia.com/e-residents/about/ P.S: I did have a crush on LadyF and am loving it, ![]() |
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