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pls people, what peace did Nigeria had b4 moving to another country 4 peace making.nawa ooo!

Kudos to our team buh dey still need to tighten up cos did one na play play ooo! Up 9ja anyway!

Eehnn! Baba go kill or jail pastor wey name u Mathew nao,wetin concern us 4 dat one!

Eyin Oolote!!! You just BARCA mata 4 head like ur prayer point. Na ur 5n?

E be like say "APC" go carry their wahala comot oooo! Abi wetin u too think?

Eeeehn eeehn! Changing of clothes and travelling frm one country to anoda,shey na 'em bi the "CHANGE" we vote 4 Who dem ELP gaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnn!

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A man went to a barber shop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed, as the barber began to work, they started a good conversation; they talked about so many things and various subjects. When they eventually touched the subject of God, the barber said: “I don’t believe that God exists.” “Why do you say that?” asked the customer. The barber said; “Well you just have to go out in the street to realize that God doesn’t exist; Tell me, if God exists, would there be so many sick people? Would there be abandoned children? If God existed, there would be neither suffering nor pain. I can’t imagine a loving God who would allow all of these things.” The customer thought for a moment, but didn’t respond because he didn’t want to start an argument. The barber finished his job and the customer left the shop. Just after he left the barber shop, he saw a man in the street with long, stringy, dirty hair and an untrimmed beard; He looked dirty and unkept. The customer turned back and entered the barber shop again and said to the barber; “You know what? Barbers do not exist.” "How can you say that?" asked the surprised barber. “I am here, and I am a barber, and I just worked on you!” “No!” the customer exclaimed. “Barbers don't exist because if they do, there would be no people with dirty long hair and untrimmed beards, like that man outside.” The barber said; “Ah, but barbers DO exist; what happens is, people don't come to me.” “Exactly”- affirmed the customer; “That’s the point.” God too, DOES exist; But what happens is, people don’t go to Him and do not look for him. GOD DOES EXIST!!! I pray for you in the mighty name of Jesus Christ, if you'd type “AMEN” You will see God at work in your life. Try God and see. After Typing AMEN, please SHARE this wonderful story for others to read#.

Who cares!!! IYA ati BABA AMoRI Obaa'Ku

Sorry I beg! If I may ask-this one na Article or News,abi na story inside novel. Soooooo loooong! Aba!!!

[center][/center]AKPORS IN CHEMISTRY CLASS Teacher says: name one type of gas u know. John:- Oxygen gas Chris:- Nitrogen gas Peter:- Hydrogen gas Akpos:- Tear gas! Teacher (angry): Akpos, u have one more chance or u'll be punished. Akpos thinks hard and says "Fabregas!"

Congrat !!! Miss BRAVE. I bet u're more than a woman!

You dey inside hotel room snap picture Come upload am write "Home Sweet Home":O If you don't know, Your matter dey God hand.

YePa...! E dey make my heart go jigi jigi gbam gbam!

haa ha...! Shey na their wedding day dem fix 4 their exercise!!!!... Nawa 4 9ja ...Demo*Krazy!

The recent hike in the price of rice which is one of the commonest staple foods in Nigeria has been seriously mocked in a recent meme trending on social media.

Rice, a starchy food is fast going beyond the reach of the masses due to the ban of the importation of the merchandise through the land borders in Nigeria by the President Muhammadu Buhari administration.

The scarce commodity is currently being sold at cut-throat prices in local markets as the indigenous rice production capacity has failed to suffice.

The hardship and wailing of the Nigerian masses has given birth to this intelligently designed meme to satirize the situation.

In the picture above, the groom could be seen crying and boiling as a result of the wastage of rice on his wedding day.

Ladies, not every guy in church is a potential husband material oo. Church is like a hospital... Some are responding to treatment, some are not !

*At a job interview* INTERVIEWER: Spell Schweinsteiger, Blaszczykowski & Schneiderlin. JOB SEEKER: Mstchewww! Just say there is no job...

U can also use one of ur own guy 2 lay an ambush 4 her too, then invite her to anoda joint entirely.

;DWhat I think is dat, their injections still remain some!!!

[left][/left]Two men planned to run away from the psychiatric hospital. They started planning and agreed that they will go to the gate, beat up the watchman, open the gate and run away. When they reached the gate, the watchman was not there and the gate was wide open. They turned to each other and said "shit! our plan has failed, lets go back, we will try again tomorrow.! Peepz wot do u think of doz guy

....Xcuse mi ,Mr proffesor!!! What should we use instead,for those words abi wetin bad in make we 9ja too add to english dictionary!

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My name is Adekunle Ayobammy,I stay in lag.my attitude and behaviour are very pleasant.I need a reasonable lady,not too black with good shape stayin' around Agbado Ooja,ifo local govt. My number-08067039522.