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On an early Monday morning.. On a very busy roads of Lagos. I was rushing to meet up with an interview which was two hours from now.

I dressed up quickly and made my way to the bus stop only for me to meet a filled bus.. I had to wait for another bus to load. It was really frustrating.. I have waited for this interview my whole life.. Ordinary transport won’t be able to stop me. I taught. Still thinking, till I see a bus Approaching.. from the very spot I was standing, I rushed the bus to avoid any hard feelings. There are a lot of people here in the bus stop too.. Waiting for this particular bus. I have to rush.. so I won’t have to wait again. This type of case is what most of us call survival of the fittest. You have to fight your way through almost everything you do here in Lagos.

Enjoying the busy traffic with people rushing in every possible directions, trucks from east and west and the checkpoint from here to there. we got stuck on traffic. With cars running wild and pedestrians competing for roads with moving vehicles. What can one possibly expect in Lagos.

As we waited for the signal to turn green, my eyes flashed through the window only to see a poor young boy, about 13 years old. He removed a piece of biscuit from his pocket and took a bite.

As he was about to take the next bite, a stray dog wagged it’s tail looking at him. Without hesitation, he sat down and put the biscuit on the road for the dog to eat.

The dog sniffed the biscuit and walked away. The boy waited until he the dog was gone then he picked up the biscuit and ate it. Who does that in Lagos?? .. I was shocked!!

My heart was touched and wanted to walk up to the boy but before I could open the door the signal turned Green and our car drove away. The thoughts about this boy keeps coming to my head. And later, during dinner, I realized that I was thinking of approaching the boy but never did, I could have stopped the car and walked up to him which again I never did. What a shame!

I felt guilty. I could have helped that boy… But because I was rushing to attend an interview I still didn’t get the job to.. I lost the chances of being a good Samaritan to a kind hearted boy who deserve some help.

At the interview.. it happens that the Manager also....
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EPISODE 7
THE CALL
“calm down love, are you okay? please I want you to tell me exactly where you are”
“am at …. am at… emm, at…”
“at where love? talk, please talk”
“I don’t know, it’s some kind of hotel”
“which Hotel love, please I need to know”

“I can’t remember, Jesus Christ!!! He’s back, I will get back to you Michael, please don’t call back this number”
“wait! wait!!, wait!!!, please talk to me, wait” I screamed as she hung up the call.

“what is it Michael, who was that” Henry asked curiously.
“it’s my wife” I replied.
“where is she? What did she say?” John asked.
“she was shouting save me, save me. I tried to get her location but she can’t remember. She said it’s in some kind of hotel” I replied.

“did she give you any address or something familiar to the hotel?” Henry asked.
“No, she just said she will get back to me”
“call back the number” John advised.
“she said I should not call her back. She suddenly shouted Jesus Christ, he’s back” I replied crying. “someone kidnapped my wife. And it’s a man” I cried more.

“this is serious” Henry said
“what if he tries to rape her” I said crying.
“No, don’t worry Mike, he won’t” John said as he reached out to console me. “I will call the DPO now and inform him about this, so he can start an immediate search on all the hotels in Lagos, don’t worry Mike, we will find your Wife, I promise.” John said as he cuddles me. I was already shedding tears like a ba.
“we have to go and see the Reverend right now” Henry suggested...

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He… y!! Wait there!!! Where do you think you are going to? Sit down jaree, I’ve got gist for you.

Before you ask, My name is Sandra and right now, you have been chosen to hear my gossips. Lol
Enough with the long talks, I might be boring you with my over emphasized “Perfect introduction” sit, lemme gist you small.

Today is about Chikamso A. K. A “Kamsi ba” ha… haaa!!! You know Kamsi now, that stupid girl that parades campus with her ‘assumed boyfriend’. Very stupid girl.

Just because her boyfriend managed to grace the list of top ten most handsome boys in the department, somebody will not hear something again.. Now after making a complete fool of herself, Kennedy has dumped her and moved on. Haa haaaaaa!!!

I can’t stop laughing. Wait jaree. Lemme tell you what actually happened. I know you would be asking why I hate her so much. But dear, with someone like Kamsi is your life, you deserve a big Sorry..

This mad girl embarrassed me in front of everyone reading out my diary in front of the whole department.

I was just on my own oohh, inside my lodge then this stupid girl walked straight to my room in the name of visiting. I had just gone to my next door neighbors room to borrow lighter for my gas cooker, then I got caught up with a conversation. Before I could come out to enter my room, I saw the idiot seating like a mad woman on my bead, reading my Diary. “Oh!, my precious diary” I rushed her like a tiger and took the diary from her. But what did she do? She simply stole the diary again and read it in front of the whole department.

The part that pained me the most is that I have written some stupid crush thing and she emphasized more on it. It reads;


“Oh my God! What’s happening to me? Why do I keep thinking about him all day, why am I so nervous, Gosh! I think I have a crush on Kennedy. Since after the kiss. I haven’t been myself. I just feel like grabbing Kennedy, pull his pants off and suck the life out of him. Oh my God, am so wet!! Today!!! If only Kennedy could knock on that door with his big cucumber to dig the hole out of me. I know am supposed to stay a virgin but if Kennedy shows up now!! F*CK VIRGINITY”


Now you know why I hate that devilish Kamsi. What have I done to that wicked girl to deserve such humiliation? What?? Just because I kissed Kennedy when she has not even started dating him. That’s why she got all jealous and did this to me.. She is so childish.. ahhh! !

But no offense, since she started the game. I will show her how it’s played.
Like I said, Kennedy Dumped her for no reason. He didn’t tell her why she broke up with her because I asked him not to. Yes!! I was behind the breakup.

Come to think that Kamsi was a decent person irrespective of her wickedness. I caught her red handed sleeping around with Kennedy’s best friend. Ahhh!!! That’s way too cheap.
Well, I took pictures and handed it over to Kennedy. I told him not to tell her the reason they broke up till it’s the right time.

“Kennedy! Kennedy!!!, stop there. I won’t let you go today till you tell me why you have been acting this way towards me. It’s not fair ba. Even if you will still break up with me, at least tell me why” Kamsi barked like a mad dog as he held Kennedy in public.

Instantly, all eyes were on them and of coz, cameras started rolling.

“let’s go inside and talk about it privately, people are watching” Kennedy optioned.

“Say it here Kennedy. Let the people hear it” Kamsi insisted.
“Are you asking me to say it here”
“yes. You heard me well” she said flaunting her hair backward in a way that signifies she’s right.

“Please Kamsi, let’s go inside. You might regret this” Kennedy said. Then I interfered.
“Since Kamsi said you should say it out to the public, why don’t you say it. She wants us to know why you have chosen to break her precious heart. A beautiful girl like Kamsi deserves to know the reason behind this inhuman act of wickedness. Don’t she”
“I do” she echoed out loud
The idiot thought I was defending her. Little did she know that I was preparing the way for her Doom!!! Ha haaaa!!!

“Kams…iiiii, this is your very last chance. Let’s go inside and sort things out like adults” he pleaded.
“No Kennedy. Tell us here and now why you have chosen to be this heartless and wicked, is it because of that girl I saw you with the other day? Hugging and romancing each other” she yelled like an idiot.
“Kennedy I gave you everything. I gave you my heart, my time and everything and this is how you pay me back having an external affair with that thing!!!!”

“SHUT UPPPPP!!!!! Kamsi. Hold it there, Before I do something I will regret… before you accuse me of having an affair, can you please explain to me what you are doing in this picture” he said angry.

Kamsi’s eyes swelled as she saw the picture. I could feel her heart racing from here. Sweat came from nowhere and she instantly went mute and now making eye gestures that pleads with Kennedy to stop talking.

“Now tell me Kamsi, who is wicked and heartless?” Kennedy continues.
“what were you doing with my best friend in a hotel room completely naked in bed?”....

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EPISODE 6
EX FILES 2

It’s almost getting dark, so John left. John is a married man with two kids. He has to go and look after them. Henry offered to spend the night at my place.

Just as we were getting to the house, the DPO called. He said that an eye witness came to the station to inform them on where he saw my wife today. According to the DPO, the witness said he saw my wife in a Lexus 300 car with one dark muscular guy. At first impression, one would think that they are friends but when he looked closer, he could notice that she was forced to act normal. So he quickly copied the plate number of the car and went straight to the police station to inform the police. I wanted to come but the DPO said I should wait till morning, he said the eye witness offered to come again in the morning to tell me exactly what he told the DPO.

“Thank God we are making progress” I said out loud as henry asked me of whom I was talking to. I told him everything as we entered the house to eat our stomachs out. It has really been a hungry and stressful day.
In the morning, henry and I rushed to the police station, we saw the witness and he narrated everything to us, it was exactly what the DPO told me on the phone yesterday.

“So what is the next action DPO” I asked.
“We will have to track the car, I will also inform all my men on road duty. Once they see the car again. The Owner will be forced to vomit your wife” said the DPO. I had a strong relieve, we left the station as we saw John. We told him everything as we drove back to the house.

It’s time to start what the Reverend told me to do, Apologizing to all my ex, an impossible but possible mission. I made a list of all the girls I dated in the past, I listed the names I remembered. Thank God I still had their phone numbers.

“OMG!!! Michael, are you just writing names of girls or are these actually the girls you dated? This list has twenty plus names already and you are still writing.”

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EPISODE 5
EX FILES
Here we are in one of the most populated Catholic church in Lagos, its environment designed with flowers and Status of Our Lord Jesus Christ and his mother plus other saints to which I know little about.
It’s 12 o’clock and obviously on Monday morning. Sorry Afternoon*. The church seats were properly arranged, as a melodious rhyme from the giant speakers sweeps through the atmosphere. “it’s been really long I visited the church” I taught. As we were moving closer to the alter. Another rhyme disrupted the holy Christian Melody, Oh! It’s my phone ringing, “But who will be calling me by this time” I asked myself as I reached to my pocket, I brought out my phone and picked it up. It was my Mum calling. She has heard the news about my missing wife and has called to know what was going on. I told her everything and ended the call. Just as I was putting the phone back in my pocket, the Reverend Father was already in our mist.
“Welcome my children to the sacred place of the Lord. I heard you were looking for me” said the Reverend Father
“Yes sir, we are. Good afternoon Reverend, we have an urgent matter to discuss with you and also a favor we want to ask from you” replied henry.
The Reverend took us inside and gave us a seat, I told him everything that has happened.
“So have you involved the police in this case Mr. Michael” the Reverend asked.
“Yes sir, like I said, I was arrested on the accusation that I killed my wife, but since there is not enough evidence to that fact, although the policeman saw me in the house with all the bloodstains. John here, got me out of prison. The police have limited my movement to only within the street I live in and John has signed the documents. So should in any case I leave, John will be held responsible. The DPO has assured me that proper investigations are ongoing. So as a Christian, I have come to involve God in this matter too sir”......

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Have you seen a fine boy today?

Have you seen a fine boy this morning?
“Who could be more handsome than the guy standing just next to me” I taught.
I only went out to get a sachet of tomato for my stew, then I saw this charming prince struggling to come out of his Range Rover spot.
“Oh My God!!!, he is so cute” said the girl beside me
“Look at this one, for your information Babe, he is already taken” I said to myself as I changed direction instantly. He entered one unisex boutique and as a girl that knows what she wants, I followed him instantly.


“Gosh, I have just ₦200 with me” I taught but still gathered courage.
As I entered, I didn’t see him again. I started moving about in search of him till one stupid worker stopped me,
“excuse me Madam, are you looking for anyone”
“who is this one again, see his big head shaped like an equilateral triangle and his tiny legs directly fitted in his baggy trousers. Biko commot for my road before I slap craze commot your teeth jus now” I said to myself.
“No, not actually. Just that the dress I am looking for is not here in this boutique” I replied the man.
The idiot tried to talk and I left him at the spot and hurriedly moved forward. Still rushing to get rid of that parasite worker, I bumped into someone.
“Oh my God, are you bling or something, can’t you look at where you are going. You jus . . . t . . .”
I looked up, lol and behold, it was my prince charming.
“Am so sorry dear, it wasn’t intentional” he apologized.
“Oh my God!!, his voice is so romantic. The bass alone turned me on. What the f*ck, he smells so good” I fantasized.
“Oh!, okay, don’t worry, I taught it was one of the workers, they have been disturbing me since I entered here. Please forgive my rude behavior” I apologized.
“it’s okay… if I may ask, why will the workers be disturbing a beautiful girl like you” he asked.
“I don’t kno…w. it’s just that the dress I want to purchase is no longer here. Seems like they have sold it or something” I replied.
“Awtch!!, am kind of sorry for that. Maybe you should make another selection. How about this one over there?”
“Awwnn, it looks lovely, but I don’t like it, don’t worry, I will go and come Back later for that” I answered.
“ok, just have this other one” he insisted.
“wetin de work dis guy nah. He no know say nah only ₦200 I hold here, he de show me clothes of ₦25,000. Bros if I swear for you ehh!” I said to myself.
“No no no, the dress is beautiful but it will reduce the money I budgeted for the other dress, I work on budget you know” I replied, forming boss lady. Look at me nah. A girl who only came outside to get a sachet of tomato. Haha!, thank God I was wearing good clothes.
“ok don’t worry, I will just purchase it for you” he said
Finally, my coming to the boutique was not in vain. I can’t believe am going home with a cloth worth ₦25,000. Am so happy.
“Awwn, you don’t have to. I don’t want to . . .”
“shuu, just accept my gift” he pleaded.
I accepted the gift jaree, he paid for it and we left the boutique together. We exchanged contacts and he drove off. Now it’s time to go and get my sachet of tomato. My lovely stew awaits.

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Synopsis
Just after my upload on Instagram, I wanted to start things off with my newly wedded wife who was busy relaxing on my cozy bed in the sexiest position ever. I rushed her like a hungry lion but she insisted that I should take a shower first. I rushed into the bathroom to have a quick shower, we discussed on how to make the night a memorable one, as we were going to have canal knowledge of ourselves. She suddenly stopped talking,

“this woman wants to kill me with suspense” I taught.

I had a quick shower and came out to meet something that was too heavy for my eyes to behold. As I came out of the bathroom so ready and jubilating like someone who has just won a lottery. what I saw created a sudden change on my facial expression, the room was in disarray and her wedding gown torn apart and scattered in all corners of the room. It was as if she was struggling with something.

There were blood stains on the floor and a very sharp knife laid beside it. I followed the path created the blood stains. It lead me straight to the sitting room. I suddenly heard a knock on the door. I opened the door only to meet a police man who claims to have gotten a distress call from my house. Still shocked on the whole Scenario. The policeman saw blood stain on my hands and the knife I picked up earlier. He handcuffed me and accused me of killing my wife. I was speechless as the policeman took me into his car and we headed to the police station.

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