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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: List Of Fake Employment Companies. Stay Off Them. by djaymania(m): 8:42am On Dec 01, 2014
temmyt20:
pls, any idea who they are?
gnld confirmed. I checked them out once before. Their office Na one room office space,inside one building at 10 salamotu eniola street,ilasamaja.. don't stress yourself
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: List Of Fake Employment Companies. Stay Off Them. by djaymania(m): 8:44pm On Nov 13, 2014
mztubsy:
ARM plc
invites you for an
interview on thursday,
30/10/14, Time:10 am
prompt at 95b Opebi Road, Opebi -
Ikeja, Lagos. Contact:
kene (08037452738) .....my fellow nl,pls is dis real or scam.I applied for the post of a relationship officer about few weeks ago and I got this message earlier on today.pls ineed info on dis.anyone in the house.your comments would be highly appreciated.


Any update concerning this company? Did you attend the interview? Anybody with info should respond pls. I got an invitation from the company
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: UAC Management Trainee 2014 Applicants Lets Meet Here by djaymania(m): 2:23pm On Jul 04, 2014
pls, someone should forward the materials to me. Djaymaniax@gmail.com. thanks
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Union Bank Graduate Recruitment 2014-Let's Meet Here by djaymania(m): 2:09pm On Jul 04, 2014
nice one.... @olucheye. can you help me forward some others to Djaymaniax@gmail.com? thanks and God bless...

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Education / Smarrrt Guys. by djaymania(m): 4:07pm On Nov 08, 2007
THIS is a test for Dementia tongue or a Test 4 smarrrrtttt people grin

Below are four ( 4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are,

Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)












First Question:
Y ou are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?

Second Question:
I f you overtake the last person, then you are, ?
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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?


You're not very good at this, are you?




Third Question:
V ery tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.



Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.
Add another 1000 , Now add 20 . Now add another 1000
Now add 10. What is the total?


Scroll down for answer,




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Did you get 5000 ?

The correct answer is actually 4100.
If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right,
, Maybe



Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?







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Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!



Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing hi s teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?



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He just has to open his mouth and ask,
It's really very simple,










PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE
SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!
Nairaland / General / Re: I'm New On The Forum by djaymania(m): 2:18pm On Nov 05, 2007
Hi akeye, u sound friendly. smiley
Nairaland / General / I'm New On The Forum by djaymania(m): 12:46pm On Nov 01, 2007
Hi everyone, I' m new on the forum. Would love 2 meet witty and intelligent dudes out there.

Note: I'm nice to chat with, wink

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