@ Hey michelin who u?
Go meet dog to drill u.
U rap seems baseless u talking rubbish.
I'll put u in da trashcan, u're refuse.
Like an epileptic dude. U stepped on the stage.
Making d mic precipitate.
with ur saliva. U wanna be better dat why u participate.
Said for good rapper u came and now I eliminate.
U re wack, baby I will mind to collabrate.
U sick go take drugs.
Don't gemme wrong not hard drugs.
Else u'll be More insane. U'll be chasing bed bugs.
(HUH)
The only dude ave seen deaf, dumb, blind and lame.
But u're to be blamed.
U mouth kips running. U nid a remote.
U're re in my rap skool. I'll give u a demote!!!!

Hey. Slea Kid I don't wanna make it personal.
Just came to console u cause I know u're getting emotional.
U made a thread yet no one commented. Cause dissing a silly rapper is like being a SUCKE!R. Dat's to dem.
But 4 me I'm not on drugs as u re, I am normal and not on d influence of drugs
My rap's like voodoo gonna cast out the spell.
It will make u come normal and u can ave more raps to spit and spell.
Don't bother realising an album cause u'll gat natin to sell.
If your rap was food millions would ave died.
They'll get tied up with your strong smelly saliva on the tree of wackness. U'll be tried
by my court of royal lyrics and u'll get fired.
Dissing some1 lyk u is good but I'm getting tired.
I knw 4 u 2 reply dis diss u'll go get some your usuals.
My brain might not be one, it woking every second. It might be dual.
Don't know the meaning of your thread is it a proposal?
Yeah but any1 didn't wanna get on dis; was a refusal.
My lyrics good. Don't compare me witchu cause I'm faster and better.
No matter the weather, whether blue or white for me' I'll adapt cause I gottan adapter.
U've got no spine so no chill can run down.
I'll hit yho while yho re down.
Unlike a clown u'll be sad and frown.
U knw I'm wearing the crown.
Like Britney gonna Spear u DOWN,
U've lost some nut's but like ALICIA I'll tighten u UP wif ma KEYS,
U were wearin' a white singlet ; meaning PEACE
But I'm wearing Red singlet: meaning DISS!!!!!



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@Sleakid

U're d one dat's a wackstar.
and I'm the rapstar.
U're just a wanna be.
I'm an ALREADY BE. HAHAHA
U aren't serious.
I want to even knw how u are.
I'm so curious .
U said I shldn't reply.
Guess u were running how of diss
I'm, hard to diss but easy to please.
If u run outta diss just please me.
I'll make u parmanently dazzled wif ma rap.
U're already sick and dead. Now I'm gonna bury u.
Now dat u are lyrically dead, I won't exchange words with u.
Go take care of ur sick head. Cause it may go out ur hand.
I'm dissing u real Hard; I won't be kind with u.
Boo.

I guess wacko jacko is ur middle name.//
U re making the mic precipitate with ur saliva.//
I knw u are epileptic. So please don't infect me.
U're lame .
Forget the fame, cause u can't get it.
Yeah I don't wonna be wicked.
Yu di*ckhead.

Ya sleazy kid
now is see u are more of a kid(goat) than a being.//
Can't u feel my flows? Don't u ave skin.//
Like a fish I'll deep u in d shallowest of waters//
Yet u gonna drown cause u've got no fin//
Wanna beef me? Omo u're on a long thing//
If I'm through with u'll continue thinking of the insults//
Men, u'll go lean.
Who's ur next of kin?
Hope he is not as dumb as you are? Or else it will be a bad thing.
Dissing me is like a sin. U better repent.
Apologize and I'll 4gove and 4get.

@Sleakid.

I see u sleakid.//
U re stammering while typing//
Yet u say u'rapping//
If I'm lyrically ill,
then u're lyrically dead.
U're not even a nigga;
men; u are stinker
U just have to think//
I think now ure craziness has gotten to a higher level//.
Where's an Asylum over here.//
Someone call me a drugman to cure this wack dum!b rapper's malady.//
Don't be mad at me//
Wat can u do huh. U so dull//
If u are a god// Then wat will my dog be//
I'm d lyrical jet li.
U're d lyrical Shrek.
Wth your green. U're an alien over here.
Go to Jokes or Romance. I think u'll be better there.//
U said I should reply; I've replied without fear
Who ever u be men I don't really care.
U had a good begining. Maybe it was d influence of bear.
I was rapping softly b4. Now ave increased the gear//
U wanna reply? Sleazy kid; Don't dare.

Hey flocabulary is like saying flowcabulary.
It's just my own word and soon it will be accepted worldwide. lol

Now to d issue.
U've got an army of words;: Best lies
I can classify myself as the best guy.
I'm dissapointed wif u rap. Now I give a sigh.
I'm on the best side. Where's ur side?
I will soon be famous world wide. U'll be famous in ur village. Hahaha
You re now tasteless. For my goat u won't be a good silage.

Okay the_artiist.

Now I'm back revatilized and fresh//
U pork chop hill// Was it about?
Keep d answer 2 urself// I don't need it//
U asked for a battle and I'm ready to give it//
My rap being annoying u; U wanna kill it?
No if u knw wat'z gud; men u just gonna feel it.//
I've being rapping cul wit u and u can't beat it//
I can adapt to any situation.; U can't fit in//
If u can't reply u can just leave it//
Why u dis wack?// Beta improve your skillZ//
Cause wen it comes to freestyle diZZ//
U can never get it,  Bet it//
I said come let me make a fool of u// and
u gladly stepped up.
After I'm through with u,
U'll sadly step down//
U said in a thread dat I gat problem wit ma vocabulary,
But I knw I'm very gud with ma flocabulary.//

@Lana

Thank u've told me about your mysterious life.{\}


Now I'm gonna strike it as easy as It can get.
My rap will be breathtaking ; just hold ur bad breath.
Hey come on men let me make u my pet.//
Cause I'll treat u like my broda ; men u won't regret//
Go on with the wack rap, d stage is set.//
U say u are better dan me don't swear let's bet//
My rap will sting u men; It can lead to death//
Dis rap won't get out of ma head//
As the sand will always remain on dis earth.//

@theartiist. Ur new song rite? Pork chop hill.

My God makes me sleep and wakes me up.//
In every game I play he moves me many steps up//.
My God is my benefactor.//
In my life he his the major factor//
I can even go for fear factor//
Cause he will be my saviour//
No matter how bad my behaviour//
He moves me closer and makes be of good behaviour//
In my life he puts flavour;//
in all my endeavours.//
My God I love u d way u love me too.//
Muah//

OK, Lemme start,

Ok yo; I'm waitin' for the one who gonna reply
Be respectful wit ur diss or else u gonna retry.
I don't know who I'm dissing now.
That's why I'm talking cool now.
Step on stage Lemme make u a fool now.

Anyone should just come here and diss who ever he or she wanna diss. This is not play play diss I mean real diss.

Sorry Lana thought u were dissin' me while sayin' unserious rappers. Nevertheless just take this:

Lana why do u always talk of f***//
Maybe dat's why u su.c.k.//
You need to be dunked// into the trash can and get locked up//.
Guy don't f:u:ck up cause ur rap is somehow;
Now I'm gettin' worked up.
Now u are makin' wack rappers bow.
"Sayin' here's our king"
If I had blackberry; won't give you a ping.
You are talkin' of payback//
When u know dat u lack none//
Now u can see wat ave done//
Go and catch fun in the traffic.

Is dis rap or poem? I'm not dissing you it's just a question. Don't be annoyed.

Hey someone rate him; Cause I don't know what I should give him. Just rate him over 10.

It seems u aven't learnt your lessons.//
Why are u jumpin' fences.//
You don't see clearly with both eyes.//
Maybe you've got problem with your lenses.//
See don't try me ooooh.
If u try me u'll gonna regret.//
U'll be coughing, as if u've taken cigarette//
You are like a leaflet//
Gonna share you to wack rappers like yourself.//
Don't be like me; men, try to be yourself;//
By the time I'm through with; You might kill urself//
Cause my rap can make u run mad//
Which u are; somehow//
I wouldn't even stoop so low//
To give u my lyrical blow//
I know u aren't feelin' my flows//
Cause u've got no skin//
I also think maybe cause u are not a being//
Like a fish u'll drown; cause u got no fin//
If u aven't known; I'm the main thing//,

Guy free me now.
U are a thorn on my flesh;
but not a threat to me.
The thread says for good rappers alone; do u think u're one?//
Men, don't be a clown//.
You ave started irritatin' me.
Men you are like SH!!IT
Imma gonna trample you with my feet//
I hope you have a first aid kit//
Cause by the time I finish with U, you will bleed//
Just bear it in mind that I'm hard to beat/
Watch watcha spit//
Cause u don't even rap; you just bleat//
Maybe dats why you are kid.
Nevertheless, u've got good rhymes.
But I don't think it's rap.
Maybe it's just poem,

I'm not tryin' 2 sound emphathic.
It's just a diss.
U say u can rap; I guess u shld knw better.
This is not an essay for me 2 tackle, Cause ave passed dat stage.
You say I'm emphatic, then what are you?
You said I smoke weed//
Why re u talking like a kid//
In anythin' I do, I dominate and take the lead.//
U re just a flop,//
men, go suck a lollipop//
Maybe, u'll feel better//
Or go kiss a monkey ;
Cause I know both of u will go well together//;
Please guy don't annoy me with your fable.//
Or else I'm gonna flog u with electical cable//
You can't rap; men, you are not able//
You are the one dat is lame; men, you are disabled//

Go to hell *MR. ENGLISH*
U claim u knw English,
Then go teach your younger ones,
Don't waste your life in Nairaland
go and be a school teacher,
or a gospel preacher!!!

If u know you are a good rapper come over here and posts your lines and rhymes.

@ Theartist.

I knw wat am saying lil boy;
The rate of Lana's poverty is so high dat I can smell her cent;
I mean her money not her scent (smell).
I literally mean I can see her few cents
Wat of u lilboy.'
In Ur Name (Theartiiist)
Do u mean artist (painter) or artiste (singer)?
Wat class re u Dullard?
Nursery one or Two?
Guy, u need a boo.
I never knew there was such a wack rapper like this.
When intellectuals like me are talkin'.
Men, just watch nd listen.
Pls, I wanna save my diss 4 better rappers; not u.
Lana and lil_jaymz RSVP.

Lana ayres,

Or wat's ur stinkin' name
U re not to be blamed.
Cause ur IQ is so low; maybe u're running insane.
Go do lyrical warm up cause right now i'm in flame.
Don't try me now maybe another time.
Cause right now I haven't gotchur time
I don't wanna give u a DIME of my lyrical sweetness
Cause yours is so sour; it's like lime.
Please don't commit siucide!!!! LOL

For u lil jaymz,

Why do u wanna throw urself into the trash can//
I knw u re d trash//
Dis matter isn't dat serious it's just a dash//
U re not entitled 2 rap; come kiss my as*s*//
If your rap was an answer , guy u won't pass//
U might keep on failin' till u re a grandpa in your class//
U can't keep up wit my pace// even if u use jazz//
I can stand lookin' at your fucki!!!!ng face//
Go get some job; Cause right now I rest your CASE//

Lana Ayres,
R u a male or female or are u both?//
your rap is makin' every1 sick I pray I don't//
Ave got dat swagg, dat in a century u won't ave//
your rap is so funny I'm laughing right now//
Whatever u re u say too much crap//
There re so many sections in Nairaland. So why choose rap?//
U shld be a spectator just watch and clap//
U claim u can rap, well dat's an over statement//
Wit d way u re goin' u'll be a bad parent//
Dis poverty is 2 much dat u can't pay your rent//
I don't know u but I can smell your cent  (money)//
Don't cause your own death//
by dissin' me//
or else it my be to late before u can please me//
Free me!!!!!
Cause right I'm on fire u dare not touch me//
Like an inferno I'll burn u to ashes//
My rap is like a whip u've started getting some lashes//
Just run cause i swear u won't like it if we have some clashes//
Cause d lyrical rap king is here to stay!!!!
So u just ave 2 pave the Way!!!!

U're spitting out rubbish.
U speak so dullish.
Don't wanna use d word fooliiiish.
Guy, don't interupt me while am talking.
Cause I own dis show; men, no one can stop me.
My flow so cool ,but envious people don't like it.
Think u better dan me? Then just try to beat me.
Lil boy go do some house hold chores.
Rather than disturbing me in my own pitch.
OOOOh u little fish.
Come join my band let me upgrade u.
So u can spit better things; dan biting u tongue yet saying u re rapping.
GOSH!!!!!!!!!

Hey kid, u say rubbish
If I ave the chance gonna throw u to the dust bin
Cause u re refuse.
Not here 2 diss u nor to please u.
My rap is cool, I don't want it 2 sound like war.
Huh Ur rap makes me bored.
I'm dozing right now cause it like a lullaby to my ear.
Even if u don't know me u just ave 2 fear.
Cause my rap gonna make u intoxicated like beer.
As I said I will give u just a day training nd u'll be a master of dis trade.
Ur voice sounds fade.
Huh gonna take some stimulants to avoid sleep.
Never knew there was a borin' rapper like dis//
Geez//

Let me start. Just little freestyle here.


Huh, dis rapping can't get of my head//
Anytime I get of my bed//
I get so many inspirations dat make me feel cool//
I don't wanna be rude//
But u know dat I am good//
If you doubting, baby u gonna come to my hood//
I dont do whack rhymes//
Ave been placed on da limelight//
Sorry 4 u who can run u mouth but can't fight//
Little things make up ur fright//
My height is makin me feel on top of the world//
May be dats why I'm dominating u all//
Come to papa, if u want some training//
Don't mind if by then it is raining//
Just sitting down here typing some cool rhymes//
Don't wanna say it two times//
Peace!!!!


Ok u can start from here.

Let me start. Just little freestyle here.


Huh, dis rapping can't get of my head//
Anytime I get of my bed//
I get so many inspirations dat make me feel cool//
I don't wanna be rude//
But u know dat I am good//
If you doubting, baby u gonna come to my hood// 
I dont do whack rhymes//
Ave been placed on da limelight//
Sorry 4 u who can run u mouth but can't fight//
Little things make up your fright//
My height is makin me feel on top of the world//
May be dats why I'm dominating u all//
Come to papa, if u want some training//
Don't mind if by then it is raining//
Just sitting down here typing some cool rhymes//
Don't wanna say it two times//
Peace!!!!


Ok u can start from here.

All of ya shut ya trap. U say u're dissing yet using foul languages.
Huh? who u pleasing? Good rhymes got me smiling, but truly this is whack.
Pack u fukin load 2 d park. York!!!!!

This is my plight.
I run with all my might.
I took a flight
to the site to have a sight of wat was going on.
I was afraid something was gonna burn.
I began to run.
I was attacked by thieves, I took my gun.
I kicked dem like balls.
They ran like dolls.\

Hey jumping around and frolicing about
doesn't make me a rouse about.
But i got my feelings and
engage in dealings.
I'm one of the elements in the periodic table
I'm like a pepperment in the cable.
I make a stable with bad guyz.
I play hard games with bad boyz.
What I hate most is flies.
I don't watch news, but am always current
I don't eat goose but always drink torrent.