₦airaland Forum

examination is a test of knowledge but not intelligence. forget JAMB, dem no dey mark that thing!

funny thread!!! i know everyone prefers milo. BUT no one remembers the scandal about milo a few years back about how they were using expired milk to support their milk rich drink.

*Professor Charles Xavier from X-Men once tried to read Jack Bauer's mind. Now he's sitting in a wheel chair*
u probably wont find the jokes funny if u dont watch 24

If O.J. ever met Jack Bauer, he'd confess

to folks that enjoy 24. place ur jack bauer jokes here.
i'll start.

*if jack bauer were a spartan, the movie would be called 1*

@ woodpecker
guyz for MEND dey ask how suicide bomber dey gather experience?
which kind oyinbo odeishi be that!

@ woodpecker
guys for MEND

if wenger could be compared to an animal.
which animal would he be?
The legendary tortoise!!!

excess wisdom dey worry am!

due to the enormity of complains about the fact that the recruitment process is favouring niger delta indegenes,
i think federal character should be reflected in the recruitment!

hey, why nairalanders no get sense of humour?
@ biafra boy
thanks.

@seun
you will be surprised at the thousands of Nigerians that will be interested if this job was for real. How about our ppl wey dey take coke enter indonesia, malaysia when its clear that death penalty awaits them if they are caught.

@ everyone
Is it not ironic that Mend will want to recruit and they are looking for 2-1.

but remember no risk no reward.

hehehe! naija ppl don dey churn out applications already. Its only a joke. We only recruit with the help of headhunters.

MEND is the foremost leader in the Niger Delta struggle. We are currently recruiting dynamic and resourceful graduates of any discipline with a minimum of 2-1 in a bid to restructure our operations in Nigeria. This recruitment exercise is mainly for niger delta indigenes, however candidates from other zones who possess unusual passion about our struggle are eligible to apply.
Candidates who possess OND with a minimum of upper credit can also apply for CADET positions.
All applications shall be online as hard copy CV's will not be accepted by our offices.
email: jobs@mend.org

Pls note: we are an equal oppurtuny employer

A ban on generators is totally insane. when power is stable in the country, automatically ppl would stop using their generators. However they reserve the right to keep the generators for emergencies or whatever.

hi, expect all mathematics. especially the ones with lots and lots of graphs. it will require a lot of speed and accuracy. u can check out their website for some practise questions.

Berti vogts is the worst manager Nigeria has employed in recent times. He doesnt know shit. Chukwu, siasia and our other nigerian managers would do better than this.