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RomanceRe: She Slept With My Best Friend by Djjoe007(m): 8:53am On Dec 03, 2013
I say pretend to have forgiven her, then arrange a Bleep and Bleep d bitch's brain out (since datz all she seem to want). Push her out nd tell her to never come back.
RomanceRe: It's Good To Be Single by Djjoe007(op): 9:14am On Oct 08, 2013
Idowuogbo: Rich, free and lonely.
U can't be lonely wen u're rich
RomanceRe: It's Good To Be Single by Djjoe007(op): 9:10am On Oct 08, 2013
Dygeasy: And What If You're Still Not RICH Being Single?

Then Its From Your Village Righ?
At least no grl will be piping down ur neck puting pressure on u.
RomanceIt's Good To Be Single by Djjoe007(op): 7:49am On Oct 08, 2013
As a guy, being single means being RICHER and FREE
Nairaland GeneralPlease Help!!! by Djjoe007(op): 7:20am On Oct 08, 2013
Fellow nairalanders am in dere need of ur help, i'm in a very difficult situatn here in school nd i need money badly. Any online job i can do 2 earn money or anyone who can help either by loan. Am really ready 2 do anytin right now.
RomanceSingle And Seriously Searching by Djjoe007(op): 9:39pm On Oct 07, 2013
Please am single and searching. The lady must possess all or at least 80% of the following attributes: She must be pretty, tall, slim, light in complexion(not an albino o), curvy (figure cool, must not be a talkative, good at kissing(french kiss), must be the 1st born of her family, must be a virgin, must be a good cook, must not be too demanding(in terms of money), she must have good steppings(not the one that walks like an overloaded lorry), and most importantly she must be an Arsenal fan. So if your feminine C.V contains all this pls holla.
RomanceRe: Single Brothers Need To Stop Shying Away!!! We Single Ladies Wouldnt Bite.. by Djjoe007(m): 3:29pm On Oct 07, 2013
eva4: Can hardly wait....... grin
lol, and datz coming 4rm a lady
RomanceDear Girls, (from Us Guys) by Djjoe007(op): 2:03pm On Oct 07, 2013
(*) Don't assume that guys won't care where you are, because we do. (*) Don't talk about your ex boyfriends, we never have nor ever will respect or like them nor do we want to hear about them. (*) we don't care if you talk or become friends with other guys, but don't sit there talking to him for several minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. (*) When we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/cute we definitely mean it so don't tell us we're teasing you (*) You don't have to get dressed up for us. If we're going out with you in the first place, it means we like you for who and what you are. You don't have to put on all sorts of make ups to impress us. (*) Don't flirt with guys when we're not around, we will find out. Trust me. (*) Don't take every silly thing we say seriously, sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it and don't get angry easily. (*) We would rather you greet us "Hey handsome" instead of "Hey baby/stud/sexy". (*) Finally, appreciate the little things or gifts that we give you, not necessary that we buy you expensive things all the time.
RomanceRe: Girl Invited Me Over For The Night.. by Djjoe007(m): 11:17am On Oct 07, 2013
Oh man, u kinda acted too fast, even james bond wuld hav taken things more calmy. Ok she invited u 2 sleep over, but i tink u shuld hav ask her why she wanted u to come sleep at her place (considerin datz d 1st tym u're visiting her). Maybe she felt d urge to talk and or be close 2 some1 she feels cmfortable with, (not necesarily in terms of sex. Girls often hav diz kind of urge wen they're troubled or confused abt smtin. U shuld hav listened more and acted less.
RomanceRe: ~Welcome To The Romance Section (New Members Introduce Yourselves)~ by Djjoe007(m): 9:25am On Oct 07, 2013
Hello everyone, i'm new here so i think its safe to call myself a fresher.... Looking 4ward 2 making friends, both guys and gals.

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