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Conversation between AIDS and EBOLA VIRUS... Aids:Hey baby girl! Glad to have you here in Nigeria. Ebola:Thankx boss. How has your mission been? Aids:Has been very much successful,but just a couple of impediments I ve encountere since the introduction of condom and a few other contraceptives. .... Ebola:Really! AIDS: Yea! That not withstanding, i'm still making impact enormously. Ebola : Kudos boss! More grease your elbow. Aids: Thanks baby sharwarma.Hope you've set down good strategies for the achievement of your quest? Ebola:Yes of course! I'm no dumb head! Infact, a victim of mine died recently. Aids: Like seriously! That's awesome... So tell me more..... Ebola: The issue here, is that i'm trying to bring the popular saying "there's love in sharing" into play. Nigerian bats and apes have decried the constant share of their meats by bush meat lovers; without partaking in their problems as well. So,my aim is to balance the equation and erase partiality. Aids : Waoh! That's good. So what actually motivated your migration into Nigeria? Ebola: During my intensive survey, I discovered that so much of Nigerians enjoy munching bush meat,and for that,I ve come to make them also, partakers of me as well! As u know,"DIARIS LOVE IN SHARING". Aids: So, who is free from your TENTACLES? Ebola: Those who desist fromconsuming bush meats;especiall y monkeys and bats have less possibilities of contacting me. Aids: I discovered that you'remore powerful and contagious than I do. What's the secret? Ebola: (blushing)..... O yea! Well,the secret is the incessant complaints tabled by monkeys and bats. Their complaints have made me so furious. I've made it a point of duty to move into anybody who comes in contact with those I ve affected. Aids: Hmm! You're really awesome! Can we hang out sometime? Ebola: (smiling)Stop flattering me boss! Will be on my way now. I've got someone to inflict somewhere...... About the hang out,I will give it a thought(winks). Aids: Alright. Take care and good luck my Rosalito Pepperto. Ebola: Thanks boss!!

saheed2012: For those people dat thinks the guy n.d is not real,pls stop being myopic.The guy is more dan real.I was very very lucky to run into him on Sunday on his facebook account.But believe me the guy is very cool.When I checked his profile,I was amused because he studied football science in UK.He came back to Naija not quite long.He is into some stuffs dat I can't really say yet,but all I know is dat he got records about all the teams in the world.It is clearly evident in the games he game me on Sunday,when he gave me I thought he was taking me for a ride because there was an event there dat I never believed can work( Ceske Budejovice -
Hradec Kralove U21 over 5.5)and the outcome of the match was 6-1.Ever since dat nite I've sent him more dan 50 messages on facebook but he didn't reply because I underated the game he gave me.My people I'm really crying for losing dis very big opportunity. His username is Ndifreke Daniel ND on his profile is Pundit &scout at international football academy. He is real.

does he charge?

leyton Orient vs QPR
tip Leyton Orient@ 3.30

its nt chem but u cn help

The cost of a tractor is Rs. 340000. Its
service life is 10 years and the
salvage value is 10% of initial cost.
Its depreciation in 2nd year, following
constant rate method, in rupees
would be
(A) 30600
(B) 34000
(C) 50070
(D) 55550

saintbeejay: Today I was with a lecturer, HOD of a particular
department to ask about the intending ASUU
strike. I was told the news is mere rumour and
to proof it, he called the ASUU chairman, OAU
chapter for verification. He said Federal
Government had deposited the money(#200
billion) with Central Bank long ago and that the
only issue is the modality to adopt in sharing the
money among the schools which they are
currently working on. Concerning resumption, he
said school will be reopened after election
though he wasn't specific about the date. Let
keep hoping that we will resume soon and please
disregard any rumor about ASUU going on
strike. Barka de salah to Muslims all over the
world.

tnks for dis one.God make u bigger

omoelu1: For a while, we've been in the dark as to what's happening. nothing from either parties the management and the SuG.
abeg, is there nothing to report?

I believe nothing concrete will show till after the Osun election

Pteropodidae ,hum....zoo tins

nairabet don shave the little beard wey I get.chai bad day..# no b smal tin

ATMC: Ewu!onuku! reply the op...stop exposing ur ignorance.

seems the bank alert ure xpctn frm ur bf is yet to show.More patience pls.Keep waiting

ATMC: Hey fishbrains I said I made 5.0 G.P in my semi finals meaning I had all 'A's in all the departmental courses I wrote then, Is it a big deal? I know someone who had one B throughout her stay in the uni, so?

einstein brain ure post lacks clarity. what do u mean by semifinals or whats the equivalent in oda unis

ATMC: Lmao! @op y digging the past?
Well, the first result I saw in UNN was A(phy101), we were just 2 that had 'A', it was a good feeling Then after a while, I saw Bio 151 and it was lol (u guessed right) 'F', lmao! I was shocked...though it was the only F in my first year, it wasn't the only F lol...it was in uni that I had an F for the first time in my life lol but I conquered them all...all those outside courses...hehehe esp chem232 ff by CS201...Shaa, the whole carry over thing stopped in my second yr. Then my semi finals result was the best of all my results...5.0 G.P;-D...Carry over baaaaaad

u had F and still make 5.0?

@ long fellow ,mind I wont deny I still bet - true,buh its been win-lose all along. #half addicted

LONGFELLOW02: Yea. . . I agree you can't take punting as career. . .

But y nt quit betting instead of gvin bookie ur hard earn.

true true alabi don chop my money buh me don chop am as well.D tin is u win yet lose
buh dnt see myself still depending on alabi's money afta grad

Yungmilio2: think Big Man
some white guys live on betting
same as Nigerians
some guys. always at home with their laptop and modem. making their cash
although bad times dey but they are making it, dey hustle
...
example
I gat about 50k in my bet account.
I use 10k daily on odd of 1.5
out of 7days I won 5days loose 2days.. I still made profit of 15k that week
and sometimes. odd of 5 and 10 comes .. can make 10 to 15k a day
...
money management, discipline, time management and hard work
you can make up to 120k a month. or more
...
...
Anonymous juju, a married mum she do bet
..
to become a big rich man, isnt about having big cash to start with, sometimes BIG idea can get you there

dia was a case of one guy who staked 10k on Chelsea to win Crystal palace last season with the latter being on odd of 1.23 nd Palace on ...guess 10 .0 odd ...d guy lost his bet.
Will u tell me the guy doesnt think big as u said.D tin still confuse me

u meam to tell me betting can be a career.# big tym joke
u cant be a punter nd yet be a family man.Am sure most ppl here are either students or bizguys.
#admit
@ long fellow

timmexs: Merrybet owner just acquired/order 2013 Mercedes Benz G63 AMG Market Value is 35m Naira from inspired autos.. Alabi order Range rover 2014 worth over 25million naira... My question is as any punter bought a car with punting on this nairaland.. Even a N500 thousand naira car Dont tell me you know someone from your sister street,who knows someone that is making it with punting...

Bookies can never be in loss..
If you must punt.. Bet for fun N50, N200 maximum... Combo like mad to win N50,000 or more.. If you think you can make it with betting... Lol..

P:S if you want to feed your eyes with the car them use your money buy follow this link.. www.nairaland.com/1821727/2013-mercedes-g63-amg-pre

lol na true bro....never stake more dan #200

vikingur-reykjavik
1/x
Sknv Polten -Horn
sknv
germany-serbia
1
hungary-portugal
over1.5
netherlands-belgium
1/x
chiajna-bucaresti
2
sweden-ireland
1
figueirense -bragantino
over1.5

who agrees with me?

jayseehe: the more the capital, the more your chances of making it..
to be frank, you shouldn't start with anything less than 20k cos varieties help

tnks

what is the minimum amt. I cn start this with.tnks. #fresher

shortest wavelength is 365
largest is 656nm
656/365 =1.797~1.8nm
9/5=1.8
ans=C