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Emmyk: Almost every electronic equipment gimme a "ghrrrrrrrrr" effect whenever I touch a part of it that any other person touch with success. Ranging from Fridge,Stablizer,UPS,CPU. And ofcourse Laptop adaptor, I mean the tip dat is inserted into laptop, I touch it and I get shocked! The next second I call anyone else to touch it and they feel okay, not like they didnt breath when they touch it! Does this weird thing happen to someone else there?

take good blood tonic bro

logicboy01: Isnt there only one indonesia?

i think INdia is also an Asian country

Natural disaster is looming over two asian countries says Prophet T. B. JOshua. The Prophet said it during todays' (24/6/2012) live 1st service session. He also said the two countrys' initials starts with the letters 'IN' and people of those countries should brace up for the inevitable disaster . He however promised to give details and name the type of disaster during the 2nd service.

The story contain horrendous pictures, viewer discretion is adviced

http://news2.onlinenigeria.com/headlines/172287-horror-as-innocent-children-and-adults-accused-of-witchcraft-tortured-and-killed-in-akwa-ibom-state-photos.html

To me its:
When improvements in technology like the gsm wchich reminds me of how I'll take a cab to nitel, buy credit unit and queue in the phone booth for my turn to make calls or beg neighbours who were able to afford the old rotary dial desk phone.

Sometimes, when i put on my tv in the mornings, I remember those days you have to wait till 4pm, listen to the national anthem first before watching black and white tv. Their programs, were mostly not live except news, or you watch movies on vhs players or play phonograph.

Things I will appreciate, cherish, avoid, fear, respect, regard, etc as a child then are treated with disdain by current generation children.

Add yours

cold: Whilst it is difficult to show any sympathy towards the police,sometimes one has to empathise with these folks.Some put in as much as btw 15-18 hrs a day,5-7 days a week.Without vacations or annual leave of any sort.

There's no justification for sleeping on duty.

Hi peeps, we had an argument on the above topic this evening, so i decided to seek nairalanders' view on it. Argue for or against.

codeaddict: Invalid id/password, for christ's sake! Are you an invalid?

it's not funny please

Hi folks, i can't log into my yahoomail. it keeps telling me INVALID ID or password is incorrect. is it a general problem?

Hi folks, I need this slate urgently, can someone direct me where and how I can get this item in nigeria or outside nigeria at a cheap price? it should be an establishment/company with address I can access personnaly. I'll appreciate useful contributions.

Three journalists, Olatunji Jacob and George Okosun, both of the Independent Television, and Fidelis Ohani, a camera man of the African Independent Television (AIT), attached to Edo State Government House, Saturday, lost their lives while Governor Adams Oshiomhole... http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/04/oshiomhole-escapes-death-as-three-die-in-auto-crash/
[i][/i]so saaaad

@ poster, why is it so difficult to post the price?

may God safe us from this precarious situation

I've been into laptops, accessories and related modern gadgets for some time now. My suppliers are mainly in lagos. I want to have new contacts/suppliers abroad. I buy large quantities, so i think i can buy them cheaper abroad. Can somebody help/link me please Any useful info should also be forwarded to set.tech@yahoo.com.

Nigerian Mentality

Every sunday = Rice

All northerners are Muslims

All southerners are Christians

All calabar ladies are good in bed

Rich hausa men are Alhaji while
poor ones are Abokis.

On a date the guy should foot the
bill

The older child must marry first

When you travel abroad you
become rich

Every noodle is indomie

Every seasoning cube is maggi

Every beef roll na gala

No sex on first date

No calabar girl is a virgin

Igbo girls like money

Yoruba girls are dirty

Mix maltina and peak milk= blood
tonic

Alomo bitter = sex fuel,
etc.

femmy2010:
I will look into it and revert soon.

reply pls

pls hw much can i get a very clean
1. toyota hilux 2004 - 2006 model, 4wd or manual
2. tacoma 2004 -2006, 4wd
for private personal use. also include the type of engine

[i][/i][color=#770077][/color]Experience they say is the best teacher but which is the better teacher: Personal Experience or learning from other peoples' experience?


people naturally will prefare learning from others' experience but can it always be the best teacher?

991:
the msgs from the video are as true as life, if you don't like it then stop it, point blank. it has nothing to do with god, point blank, it is a habit just like other human habits, point blank.
guys i mean we don't need another human to verify for us what is good or bad. use ur mind people. it is all about mind over matter. if you mind it matters but if you don't mind then it doesn't matter. this is the simplest reality any free human should know. anyway, religion is all about mind control of the masses that is why humas today still  depend on a man-written erroneous history book for guidance.

Dat means i won't mind when committing adultery, fornication, murder, etc

Self-service i believe is pleasurable to those who practice it. everyday we strive towards pleasing God by trying to avoid sinful acts or things that won't please God. if it's now not a sin against God, then this should be good news for masturbators

It is in love-
not in being loved, the heart is blest;
It is in giving- not in seeking gifts,
we find our quest.

If thou art hungry, lacking heavenly food, -
give hope and cheer.
If thou art sad and wouldst be comforted,
Stay sorrow's tear.

Whatever be thy longing and thy need-
that do thou give;
So shall thy soul be fed, and
Thou indeed, shalt truly live.

Wishing You The Best Peeps.[color=#770077][/color]

I just saw this post by a friend n felt like sharing.
Subsidy probe drama.

Enjoy the Drama!!!

Hon.Farouk Lawan: what is Nigeria’s daily fuel consumption?
Dieziani: 52million Liters
NNPC: 35m liters
DPR: 43m liters
PPPRA: 24M liters
Okonjo: 40M liters
Hon.Farouk Lawan: What was the subsidy for 2011?
Dieziani: 1.4Trillion
Okonjo: 1.3Trillion
CBN: 1.7Trillion
Hon.Farouk Lawan: Can we have the KPMG REPORT?
Okonjo: I have to go through the report first
Dieziani: I have not seen the report
Hon.Farouk Lawan: What is the production capacity of our local refineries?’
NNPC: 30%
PPPRA: 20%
DPR: 13%
Dieziani: 15%
Hon.Farouk Lawan: Does Nigeria pay subsidy on locally refined Products?
Dieziani: it depends
NNPC: The lay man cannot understand how it’s done
PPPRA: yes
DPR: No
Hon.Farouk Lawan: Why is Kerosene still scarce?
Dieziani: Because its use by the aviation industry as aviation fuel
NNPC: Because there is no subsidy so NNPC overstretched its resources
PPPRA: it’s not properly deregulated
Hon.Farouk Lawan: what is the balance in the subsidy accounts?
Diezieni: it’s a virtual account
NNPC: There is no account in existence as the lay man will look at it
PPPRA: The account is a technical one
CBN: There is no account with us for subsidy
Okonjo: The account exists but not with a bank. Hmm, subsidy account is virtual, that says its not a Reality but imagination. So Tam David west is right when He said there is no "Fuel subsidy".

Nice contibutions peeps. My car has a similar problem to this post, in addition, i change the plugs often (lasts 4 just 2wks or less). my mechanic adviced me to drop the engine and gind the valve. i've been reluctant doing it cos i've never experienced such in my former cars. help plsssssss.

Nice contibutions peeps. My car has a similar problem to this post, in addition, i change the plugs often (lasts 4 just 2wks or less). my mechanic adviced me to drop the engine and gind the valve. i've been reluctant doing it cos i've never experienced such in my former cars. help plsssssss.

garbigarba:
7789 days. theres a simple ,easy and efficient way of getting your no of days right without any fuss.
every windows operating system comes equipped with a calculator, just open the calc, go to view, click on date calculation, then click on difference between two days.
and pronto you have your answer right in front of you.

i've been underusing my calculator all this while.

"Nigerian govt urges Libyan President, Muammar Ghaddafi to relinquish power, recognises National Transitional Council as legitimate Libyan govt. Ghaddafi responds and says, 'Nigeria is 50 years behind the rest of the world. A country that has no light, where rats and humans collide in the dark has no right to lecture Libya, cheiiiiiii he get point sha"

bvc:
My first day in office, i will invite the 50 best electricity companies in the world so they can give suggestions and quotations that i will personally scrutinise and choose the best 5 of different sources. pay them in percentages as they get to work with a time limit of 6months maximum to deliver atleast 98% electricity to the whole country. secondly, i will make a decree that every one plot of land in urban areas should have a tree. thirdly, every geopolitical zone will have a mechanised farming system of atleast a hundred hectres, these will feed the country. i will not take loans, grants or aids from foreign countries or bodies, we will learn to manage what we have(a borrower is a slave to the lender). foreign investors with businesses that will better the country will have a no-charge licence as long as they train Nigerians to manage their affairs. oil companies licences that are currently renewed every 40years will be revoked, they will renew yearly, stop spillage and train Nigerians as expertriates,

remember, decrees don't work in a democratic setting, besides, all your proposals have to pass through the national assembly.

@ Coogar: I'll like to know how long you'll need to achieve this feat, possibly, how you think you can achieve it. i once listened to a tv program that said agriculture is more important(rather pressing) than power, can you prove that wrong?

[color=#770077][/color][i][/i]Dear Nairalanders, we often castigate past and present governments/presidents, vis-a-vis corruption, weakness, tyrant, etc. I'm not commending them for whatever woes they've brought upon the country but as a nigerian who is honest with his/her self, if you had the opportunity to become the president of Nigeria, what will you to do develop the country to be named amongst the best in the world and how long will it take you to achieve this feats. Contributors should be those with reasonable knowledge of the country, have travelled through most of the geopolitical zones and have an idea of the myriads of problems we are facing now. Thank You.

honestly. i dnt c wht's so unique in a bb, d ping it makes in a colleagues' phone every moment puts me off balance, i wonder hw he sleeps it. i think it's meant for the chat freaks.[color=#770077][/color]

Hi Folks, i need your contribution on this. A friend just told me he engaged in a brawl with his girlfriend. According to him, it started with a heated argument. out of annoyance, the guy only threatened to slap the girl, but the girl dared him saying he is not man enough to try it. because of what she said, the guy slapped the girl which resulted in a brawl. who was wrong in this case?