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Travelling through PH is no longer funny especially this season. 'Passing through lots of car wrecking holes, I decided to snap some spots. I wonder if my car will ever be the same.

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Sometimes I wonder why traffic jams and go-slows are higher at junctions when its raining. Does the weather in any way affect a driver's sense of discretion?

Waoh! these describes me except some parts of #6. I don't feel lonely, I have my way of sharing my ideas/thoughts. Besides, my gadgets and infobahn can make my day

A federal high court in Abuja yesterday discharged two LEADERSHIP journalists who were arraigned by the federal government over alleged conspiracy and forgery of a...
more on: http://leadership.ng/news/170513/court-discharges-leadership-journalists

I remember peeps had divergence outlook on last year's episode because of some characters in the house. Can we have an idea how you expect the house to be this time around Personally, I'll like the voting system to be more transparent

What comes to your mind when your lover tells you that you are the best Personally, I have this mixed feeling.

I find some drivers quite unruly and non apologetic even if its their fault, especially mercedes benz drivers. They shunt a lot in traffic, they push you off your lane, in traffic holdups, etc. I need a bigger car to put an end to this.

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Warri — DELTA State Governor, Dr. Emmanuel Uduaghan, said his moving from Asaba, the state capital to the oil city of Warri, in the last few weeks, was to increase the tempo of government activities in the south and central senatorial districts of the state.

Speaking on a phone-in programme on Delta Rainbow Television, DRTV, Warri, he said, "My presence is to first increase the activities around here and it also gives me easy opportunity to carry out on the spot assessment of the things we are doing in terms of development and security."

His words, "Yes, I have been in Warri for more than a week now and since the beginning of this year, we have been in Warri. Across the world today, when you say the name Warri, what comes to mind is a place of crisis, which is not very true. Though there are some security situations, it is not as bad as people are projecting it. I am going to be in between here and Asaba. I will be making my presence here more visible than before," he added.

The governor asserted, "We are doing a lot in the state and there are people who are complaining that we are not doing enough in Warri and Effurun axis. Two, the security situation in Warri axis is not improving the way we expect it to be. In Asaba, there is tremendous improvement. However, in Warri axis, the situation is not improving. I decided that my presence in Warri axis would be more than it used to be."

Investigations by Vanguard showed that in the past few weeks, the governor had, indeed, been inspecting road, school and other projects been executed in Umeh, Warri, Effurun and other towns in the two senatorial districts.

Last week, he was at Umeh in Isoko South Local Government Area to the 7.6-kilometer Umeh road, inspired, last year, by his rare interface with the people on a Facebook page, "Umeh Need Road Forum", UNRF.

He expressed satisfaction with the pace of work by the contractor, Setraco Nigeria Limited, saying, asphalting of the road would commence in three weeks barring uncomplicated weather situation.

On the 18-month target for the completion of the road, Uduaghan was optimistic that it would be met, but explained that N3.625 billion project, had been reviewed by about N800 million because of inclusion of a bridge, which was not captured in the earlier design.

At Enerhen Junction, Effurun, near Warri, which had been been cleared of illegal structures and traders that took over the road, he said, "We want to open up Enerhen Junction and transform the place, what we are doing is a Junction improvement project."

"We are going to do in Warri, Effurun and Asaba also and when you see the place after we would have transformed it, it would be like London," he said, appealing to traders to keep their environment clean at all times.

On why he ordered police to impound heavy-duty machines, vehicles and wares displayed on the walkway of the Refinery Road, Effurun, currently under reconstruction, he said, "I am not happy that people are selling on top of the walkway, heavy -duty machines and vehicles are also displayed on top of the walkway, this is wrong."

http://allafrica.com/stories/201304241012.html

O my...! Folk are already relocating permanently to Mars. One way ticket available. Mother Earth is f**ked. I gotta make this voyage. Any nairalander coming with me?

A case about a woman who killed her husband in court!

Judge : now woman tell us why you killed your husband.

Woman : I was in my sitting room when my husband came in, he rushed to me and dragged me on top of the bed,
he remove my clothes, and started romancing me by touching my breast and my to cli nay, He spread my 2 legs and when I was ready for sex, he told me April fool!

Judge : what!!! That fool deserved to die!

are these the handsome men? that means I'll carry all their girls na

"and you too" a common slang used by our ladies especially when they are in a tight corner. Can they be bold and answer appropriately

Mad Cow: Depends on the Job.

A friend of mine who was out of a job for about two years went for an interview where he was asked how much would he like for his salary.. He thought about it and coming from a 400,000 Naira a month job, he just voiced out 800,000. Guess what! The employer just said Okay! Well, when he started working, he realized that the parent company was offering 1.6 million Naira for that position. He tried to renegotiate that rate and was not successful until the end of that job.

If you are going for an interview at a Service Management company (i.e These companies that hire you for other companies like banks, Oil & Gas companies, e.t.c) please always talk percentage not actual sum. And the ideal percentage is always 75% (after tax).

If you are going for a direct employment job, then you can talk actual sum.

75% of what?

Nice piece

Dondav: YES

then Seun must find a way of controlling windbags like you.

Dondav: @seun, I think we really need that kiddies section.. Or was it Teenage section?

I can't deal with this anymore

Must you comment?

pheyikemi: Check out the definition of love in an Oxford Advanced Learners Dictionary

Every matured and experienced individual have his convicted definition of love. I also want to know if its practicable. Matured minds please.

Can someone give me the true definition of love and tell me if it truly exist among mortal?

ZIM DRILL: am not a nigerian and never been there but

some cars have daytime running lights they switch one on by themself after sensing that their less day light this is common in swedish cars volvos and saabs

some some models you cant switch of the sensor and some you can

my former camry had this. You can't switch it off. but it'll be brighter at night

really hilarious

r231: in court

You mean i can actually find justice in Nigerian Court

Is There Where I Can Find Justice

AdexOmoby: JESUS is that name!!!

Yeah that name 'Christ Jesus'

Acts 4:12

Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved.
KJV

Billyonaire: Isnt it ironic, that our atoms have been in existence before our birth, what does this teach those who disbelieve reincarnation and solar existence.

what is the bolded

Federal Government's Amnesty Programme to end by 2015 (Channels TV). I hope they'll find something legitimate to do after then, but if they're going back to the creeks, they should let me know please, 'cos I can see its very lucrative

This soaring heat wave in most south south states is becoming unbearabe. I wouldn't sweat or mind much if there was electricity 'cos i'll use my a/c. We've not had electricity for some days and my fan is now blowing heat. Its so exasperating.

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