₦airaland Forum

darefestus: Tell that to the families of those people who died in the church bomb blast the other time.
Call me obtuse(or any other adjective) but i maintain that the North is generally unsafe..Especially for those of who dont have family members there save a few distant relatives.

Bros, is it only bomb-blasts that kill pple?? Anyone can die anywia @ anytym...its not until u go 2 d north b4 u die!!! If u r posted 2 d north, if u like, no go camp because u no wan die...mtcheeew

princessmia: does dat mean u can camp where not not posted?

Nah...even if u r posted 2 sokoto, u av 2 camp there...there's no re-deployment 4 camps...but once u av done wiv camp, u can now re-deploy albeit wiv "genuine medical reasons" or "long legs"

brainyl: A̶̲̥̅♏ going t̶̲̥̅̊​o̶̲̥̅̊​ serve in abj Oh°˚˚˚°!,bt weneva d thought f "WHAT If" creeps in my heart starts beating faster. Unibuja pls rep as usual A̶̲̥̅̊₪d̶̲̥̅̊ deliver dis thing ontime cos A̶̲̥̅♏ damn tired f waiting...

Bros...calm down, unibuja will surely rep, its what we knw ow 2 do best!!! Do u need IP dis morning?

darefestus: But you cant be too sure he 'chopped' your money yet..Wait until you see where u are posted to.
...And my major issue with the North is security and their way of life, i'm affraid even Abuja wont fit me like the South, especially if you consider how far we'll be from lagos.

it depends on Ur mindset...there's absolutely nufin wrong wiv abj and environs

princessmia: really? Even if ur not posted to d north, but don't want to serve where ur posted?

Yea...camp first irrespective of wherever u are posted 2

princessmia: hahahahaha!
I dnt think abba will lyk bin a police (detectivee or not)

Maybe a love guru or marriage counsellor!

More like solving love problems or detectin cheatin boyfrnds/galfrnds

Camp first b4 re-deployment!!!

See full ouz dis morning...as per call-up week!!! I greet una o!!! May we all be posted 2 our place of choice by God's grace...can I get a big Amen??

phemygee: Can someone J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊ƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇̇τ̣̣̥ tell ♍ƺ that i A̶̲̥̅♏ dreaming? after d long awaited weeks, behold here comes the day. we have all waited for this day and want t̶̲̥̅̊ợ̣̣̇̇̇ commend all batch c corp members for staying put. We shall not be left disappointed as we prepare to receive the long awaited letter. let us see who get the callup letters first.lool

Don't worry, as it was with the call-up numbers, it'll be mos def Unibuja

princessmia: abba! U lyk detecting things!
Hahahahahahahaha!

Plz leave dem let dem enjoy jare.
#tweeting tinz#
Hahahahahhafaahahahafafafahaha!
#laughing in portugese!#

Don't mind him jawee...his only job here is
 2 detect...probably servin in the police academy as a detective would be the nicest fing ever for him...

darefestus: Guys, the hour is upon us already...Are we sticking with the 'football' discussion here or are we creating the 12C football thread in sport...Either way, i cant wait.
Chelsea 1 ManUtd 3 via Nostradamus

Dey deceive yaself 4 dia!!!

IbroSaunks: LoL, nice one, though it does not favour me as I wouldn't be able to view 'em!

I see...y if I may ask

IbroSaunks: What?! I thought you were on our side? Anyway, I think it is inevitable today, but lets see how it goes.

I am nah...no football talks, pictures would do the talking...

psoto: To the guys,
Just a note of warning,
NO FOOTBALL TALKS!!! #Straight Face#

Agreed!!!

makeitsoon: ?

Its beta u go on d 1st day!!! As early as possible

IbroSaunks: Yes oh! The night we won the UCL, I ran like a mad dog! Can never forget that night!

Lol

IbroSaunks: Padi, bone am, I dey shout ehn! Can't help it, it's one of the things about football!

Ehen nah...once u r is passionate abt sumfin, u tend 2 act crazy abt it!!!

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fadinus: We r not loosing brov

,yes o!!! Last last na draw!!!

IbroSaunks: LoL that's good oh. I always like to appear as a casual spectator that doesn't necessarily have an allegiance to any of the teams playing.

Means u don't really shout or whatever when chelsea scores rite?

IbroSaunks: Yes oh! Though it's not time for ball talk yet. I have a special rule, I don't wear my jerseys to a ball viewing centre. I no go wan chop the embarassment of wearing the jersey of team wey chop beating !

I do o!!! Really don't care what I'll face if we lose...Just proud of my team!

Haba mana!!! Some1 cannot sleep without the fear of going thru pages...nawa o!!
Anyways, goodmorning and av a nyc day...
Chelsea vs manu seriously on my mind...#teamchelsea!!!

psoto: Now I've answered.

I wonder why they're so passionate about football.
The footballers are busy playing and getting paid,
While they (guys) are busy shouting and having headache!

Just 1 word..."Passion" and @ times...braggin rights!!!

Akay: DAREFESTUS STOP TALKIN ABT FOOTBALL. Ur driving me crÁzy!!! I'll never understand wat u guys see in it

Ofcos u we'll never understand!!! U aren't a boy...I really admire gals who av a fing 4 ball...sadly I don't get 2 meet dem

darefestus: Him and Cleverley are the closest thing the English have to Xavi and Iniesta. Great player.

I think we are more capable of hurting their not-very good defence seeing as we have strikers that can actually score goals..

POC...we av AMFs...torres is
 more or less a shot 1 jawee...but the good news is he likes playin against Manu!!

son-yeah:
kinda doubt if there'll be 1...but at least,there must be 1 in d viccinity that will be easily accessible xcept of course,d place is a remote area(I dnt pray 2 be posted 2 such a place sha)

Pple I asked sed there are viewing centres in camps...not all tho!!!

IbroSaunks: our AMFs are madass! Mata, Hazard, Oscar, beware bro, we dey vex! We also have a more stable back. A draw wouldn't be that bad though.

MAZACAR

son-yeah:
exactly!cnt imagine arsenal playing without me watching them... Even if its 2 jump d camp's fence

Jump fence sef is an understatement...u av no idea what I will do 2 watch chelsea's match...I Just pray there's a viewin centre in camp!!!

IbroSaunks: My fellas, what's up na? Any football lovers in the house? What are your predictions for tomorrow's main match?

Considering the weakness of the defence of both teams, there will be goals galore...but chelsea should score more...sooo maybe 4 2!!!

IbroSaunks: I was just about to say the same. It'll be crazy I tell ya. I was told that when call-up comes out, you'll see people rolling out maps of Naija to check where their places of posting! . Places they've never heard of before!

Yeah......let's wait, watch and see...2/4 days 2 go!!!

With the way pages are flyin these dayz...pwetty hard 2 keep up!!! I can't help but wonder if it'll be like dis wen call-up comes out..

Abbasufi: PLEASE STOP SAYIN NEXT WEEK U R MAKIN IT TO BE A LONG TYM TO GO, JUST TELL HIM IN 3DAYS

It could be up 2 wed dependin on the sch...sooo next wk seems more appropriate

IbroSaunks: LooL! I thought it was chickens that bear the grunt of christmas!

Goats also

A fat Goat was walking pass a Ram tied τ̅☺ a Tree, and greeted the Ram: "Bros I dey HaiL ooO!!!" The Ram Replied, "no worry nah, shebi christmas go soon Come!!!"
happy eid-il-kabir to my fellow muslim brother(s) and sister(s)...enjoy Ur day!!!