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psoto: DLEX's CHIBUZOR, we hail o.
DLEX, you just keep drawing people into the house sha...
Its been a while...
Hope all is well?

i hope drawing pple into the hauz isnt a bad fing...
all is well o!!! and owz u?

Chipearlino: Hi everybody, my name is Chibuzor and am new in d house.

u are most highly welcome!!! chibuzor is my 3rd boss from university of abuja...computer science and would like 2 serve in rivers like urs truly!!!
abeg make una help me hail am o!!!

Funny indeed!!!

mba emeka: . . .etc

therefore the overall Pr would be of having 10L or 15L or 20L or 25L or 30L

which is Pr(10L)+Pr(15L)+. . .Pr(30L)

0.16+0.055+0.015+0.00299+0.00033= 0.178

hence Ejiro has a 17.8% chance of getting atleast 10L of kerosene.

seriously u didnt really av 2 go thru al these...the answer is 10kegs

Gods-child:
Hmmmmm....Congrats oooo!....Abeg, you fit gimme sample??...Abeg!

fanks bro...lolz...no wahala 2012232... it mite be diff in ur sch o!!!

Gods-child:
WOW!...So its real!...I've not been dreaming!....Congratulations babe!!!....Please, how many digits is it??...I just wanna ensure whoever checks mine for me doesn't make any mistake....

its 10 digits pere!!

achi4u: Ejiro must use his sences to know which is pms and kerosine by lifting them up one after the other to assertian their weights.their weights are not the same thing.

lolz...sooo if u were ejiro, thats what u'll do ba? u are wrong bro!!!

f i o: petrol(P)=8, kerisine(K)=6, EACH KEG CONTAINS 5LITRES, 10L OF KEROSINE MEANS U'RE LOOKING FOR 2KEGS OF KEROSINE. THE PROBABILITY IF STEALING A KERISINE= P/K+P =6/14=3/7. The mathematical expectations = 3/7 x 14 =6. Therefore u must steal minimum of 6kegs when to be sure u've stolen one (K) and 2 x 6= 12,........ 12kegs to be sure u've stolen 10L of kerisine.

nyc mathematical explanation buh...its not 12...just 10!!!

Tinkybabe: 1)by sitting on a crate
2)lawsuit/case
3)using one of the laws of indices
x⁰ =x^1-1 or x^2-2=
x¹/x¹(any number divided by itself is 1)hence ans is 1

where u go since madam?

xquire: ...blex u lord!...CY wia u @? Iz tym to put d muzik on 4 dlex...@dlex sir wic one u go dance azoto, alanta?...abi na kukere?, (i so need to stay online n witnex dis gr8 news).

Lolz...none o!!! I've only done what is needed 2 be done...the rest is in God's hands

xquire: hahahaha...jst kiddin bro!

I know...so am i

brainyl: Bros Ʊ̲̣̣̣̥ α̲̅я̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥.in safe hands, U̶̲̥̅̊я call up num wear kaki nd its ready t̶̲̥̅̊​o̶̲̥̅̊​ match t̶̲̥̅̊​o̶̲̥̅̊​ PH

i don see am bro...fanks!!!

brainyl: Unibuja call up out!

oboi!!! wetin dey sup nah...u don fit check am??

princessmia: wish u guys all d best

fanks dear...same here

it's only normal it starts from unibuja...the keke napep/chopper bicycle is up and running...there shall be no breakdown o!!! ...looking forward to seeing others!!!

Ligxy: DLEX WHERE RE YOU? CALL UP NUMBER IS OUT IN UNIBUJA! I'M SO OFF TO SCHOOL NOW. WILL KEEP YOU GUYS POSTED! GOSH! I'M NERVOUS.

i'm here o!!! i've called some1 2 check mine 4 me...u dont av 2 be nervous nah...are u in abuja?

xquire: eh!...nobi u give me d form? Abi na d scope?, k!..i get it, 'i kom out public!, u deny me'...damn! I missed dat in d manual.

jooor!!! ma gbe yen wa o!! mi o mo e ri o !!!

xquire: triangle ke? Na illumi tinz...

iwo ati tani?

Krysstie: yea, i'll confess...my yunga bro

ehen...tot as much

psoto: Don't worry...
Wait a minute, I thought you were on the same train with me? Now I doubt it.
Nywayz, worry less, the appointed time is close.

sure! we are mos def on d same train...other fings apart frm nysc on my mind...fanks anyway

brainyl: Then Rivers all d way man! Trust ♍ƺ.. Bt wait o why Ʊ̲̣̣̣̥ no wan come rock abj with us sef?

all d 1s wey i don rock don do...i wan go xperience new place jawee buh i go stil dey enter abj...

Ligxy: I can just imagine the student affairs woman, rolling her eyes and fingering her laptop telling you "we have no information concerning mobilization list yet, check back on friday." These people cannot and will not give me hbp!

lolz..just take ur mind off it...@ least it cannot pass friday...the only p is the fact that the earlier it comes out, the berra cos of those who are working it...

CY09: that na original wash...no be so dem dey write the tin.

dem fit don change the format nah

Gods-child:
Nawao!....



....Maybe the courier is still waiting for okada, or he branched his girlfriend's house....It is well!

God pass am

psoto:
By that I guess you wish there were lesser days in a month.
But you know there are times when you would have or will wish(ed) there were more than 30/31 days.
Get set, November will be here in a jiffy!

yes nah...dat kind 10/15days...
kai!!! in he past, i avent wished like that...maybe in the future sha
sure...its taking like 4ever tho

CY09: na lie joor!

y u fink so...cos u arent the 1st ba

Tmany: unilorin/2012/163122.

sooo u are officially the 1st person...congrats
except nah wash o!!

brainyl: Where do Ʊ̲̣̣̣̥ wanna serve? for dose dat will serve in abj,port nd lag ℓ̊ will advice dey do sometin ontime cos dose states will be very full dis time because of d crisis in d north nd if Ʊ̲̣̣̣̥ dn't hv A̶̲̥̅̊ very sure link then OYO Йą d case Oh°˚˚˚°!. Ʊ̲̣̣̣̥ cn holla ♍ƺ thou nd be sure of any statÉ Ʊ̲̣̣̣̥ want!

u don turn runz man...nawa o!!! oya nah...start 2 dey runz rivers 4 me sharp sharp

psoto: Looks like I'm the only one not having this nervous feelings. Is something wrong Na wa o.
τ̅☺ everyone whose blood is getting hot, abeg take it easy o, the list will still be pasted whether your blood is hot, cold or lukewarm.
It is well.
We await good news from everyone's tent.

that makes 2 of us...i no even put mind sef...we'll see it wen it comes out

brainyl: Went t̶̲̥̅̊​o̶̲̥̅̊​ check 2day bt ΨåS̤̈̊ told dat ϑε̲̣̣̣̥Ɣ D̶̲̥̅̊☺Ώ't hv any idea abt wen it will come out. Wen ℓ̊ hv already received A̶̲̥̅̊ cal from A̶̲̥̅̊ padi in nysc dat they started sending it. May Unibuja nt give one hypertension Oh°˚˚˚°!.

naso...we know unibuja and their wayz nah

Ligxy: Dlex, any news from school? I was in english dept

kk...called a fewnd...nufin yet...wia r u?