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Fulaboy:
ahh that one na sweet sure pass ''lady in friendzone''

Na so na.

BrainnewsNg:
Hmmmmmmm

I no sabi that one oooooo

How you come take now na...?

agarawu23:
bring am , I get Nokia too

E be like say you na all weather oooooooo

Utchgirl:
Hahahahaha !

No worry abeg,make i help u borrow big pin 4rm my neighbour.

Your neighbour? Guy abi?

Fulaboy:
And the worst thing seff the lady won't helping matters too the more you try to escape thr more she pushed you back

True. but that's for guys wey dey lobby.

Me? Friend-zone? E no fit happen sef. Na me dey put people for friend-zone and not the other way round.

BrainnewsNg:
Boy: i love you.
Girl: k

E be like say you dey do am well well.

ULSHERLAN:
To think that some of this people see themselves as adults scare me

As in ehn... Afraid dey cash me like this.

Person just wake this kind morning come post this kind thing. Na wa oooooo.

@op, you no dey 1st 1000 sef.

Utchgirl:
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I no get bb charger na nokia small pin i dey use here ooo.

What of big pin? Na that one I dey use. As I big reach, how I go dey use small pin?

Hottest!?

Haba! Why you dey do like this na? How many people profile pics you don see wey make you dey feel like say you be the hottest? Abeg, you far!

I no dey bash you oooooo. But to even dream of asking that question sef, you don shite for Church.

Mehn... Very funny pics indeed. Truth be told, being in "The dreaded Friend-zone" is as bad and as worse as being in hell. You will just be wishing you could be something more, something better.

If I hear say I find myself for friend-zone. When them no dey follow me for village.

MrCork:
...tank u sir...pliss stay away from likes of lagmostkuit.... she will embarrass u in a cinema...probably pullout touch light sayn its too dark.. I lie?

nonsoroyalty:
Its just a joke every one knows there are players in barca barto can't sell or them go kill am

True. Lol @ them go kill am.

Mavor:
Men dey suffer for 9ja walahi!!!

My broda! E no easy for Ezekiel.

DonX001:
This can be extremely annoying.
I've had 2 girls do this to me before, pick your calls only once out of like every 3 occasions you call, and ignore the rest and claim busy.
I deleted their numbers faster than light.
Turns out one of them was actually really crushing on me and was just playing hard to get (as her friend later told me), and started looking for ways to start dating me.
But at that time, it was too late already, I was frigging pissed off.
Wonder why a sane girl would refuse to pick calls in the name of forming 'hard to get'.
So to the girls out there, if you're not picking a guy's calls, better be sure you really don't like the guy, and not that you're acting hard to get.
Because real guys these days are not smiling.
No time to check time.

God go bless you jare. I think say na only me no send sef. Lol @ the emboldened. I like that.

Ujunkem:
i can. can i use a usb caped exactly at 4gb?

Of course! As long as you are downloading just a version of it. But if you choose to download both 32 and 64bits versions, then you would need more than that. But, you shouldn't need more than just 32bit or 64 bits depending on what you have on your PC already (I would guess its 64bits).

What OS version (in terms of bits) do you have on your PC? 32bits or 64bits?

XavierBlue:
ignorant of what? And some will still missspell the monosyllabic words.



XavierBlue

I say ignorant because I no know their actual problem. And yes, even the mono-syllabic words are more often than not spelt or used wrongly. Its just sad.

lagmostkuit:
[size=15pt]Beht who do Nigerian guys have such mentality? [/size]

My dear, lets be real with each-other now. You and I know that if these same girls come around and a guy fails to initiate any move, them go use the guy as topic for their chit-chats as per say him dey dull.

Naija girls have made it so that if she visits and you fail to do those stunts, you become less of a man. A friend of mine got a visitor. Visited him and slept over even. But you now what? The girl no gree my guy to **** you know... My guy tried and tried but to no avail. Then my guy lock-up. Do you know that, the following day after the girl left him for home, she come dey tell my guy say him f**k up. That he should have insisted all the more. That she was only doing their normal IGG. That if she didn't have it in mind, why would she visit in the first place. And not just visiting, but even sleeping over.

Imagine yourself to be my friend and such opportunity arises in the future. Would you wanna dull yourself?

Let me clear one thing... I am not saying every girl that visits, one should do same. neither am I saying every girl has such in mind. Just that, experience has taught many guys lessons not to toil with such chances.

XavierBlue:
well! Not virtually all of em. [b]Some that reply such are illiterate.



XavierBlue
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Ouch! That hurts.

Or maybe they are just plain ignorant and dummies.

lagmostkuit:
[size=15pt]Beht why she u go allow u penetrate?

Some guys and Iranu sha.. [/size]

Babe calm down! Why she visit am in the first place? Him house na Church?

Raalsalghul:
You are sensed bro. You don't have to wait until a girl tells you “NO” before you know what's up. The signs are there for you to see, but unfortunately, some guys don't apply sense.

I guess the issue here is not in the application (of sense), but rather the fact that they are senseless in the first instance. So, how do you apply sense when you lack it? You see...?

Manuelson:
Thats hw my guy waz nacking this babe.. D guy con dey feel like Stallone.. Dey ask "who's your daddy!!"
Babe con dey shout "Major General........"

My guy cudnt explain d kind of weakness wey enter him body...

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha. For him mind...

Ujunkem:
hmm

Can you do that?

nonsoroyalty:
Lol guy calm down if u they support barto read am well it was just a joke check my other second comment no one can sell him

I no still mean am in a harsh way. But anyhow sha, novex.

Ujunkem:
yes i can and it will function as usual

Okay. Head over to Microsoft's website and download Windows 10 as image file (ISO) and not as upgrade file. Infact, you can download it anywhere at this juncture even cause it should have been hosted by many sites by now. Download the ISO and upgrade, it would be hassle free that way than the Windows update thingy.

Windows updates installation sometimes gives issues. Downloading it separately would really help. Works like a charm.

Johnpaul88:
I bet he should shit in his pants if he's darn well too scared. Lol! I didn't know why anyone should be scared. I didn't watch any of the pre season game but I have lots of confident that with Messi and others missing, the results would've been way different were they around. Though i read reports of a quite poor defence on show. Now there's lots of competition there, i trust Enrique to not hesitate to wield the chopping stick if anyone contemplates a drop in form.

Gbam!

Ujunkem:
Downloaded it from update window when i got a notification to download window 10

Okay. Can you make use of your PC? I mean, can you minimise the pop-up and still use your PC? And does it function as usual?

kennygee:
Is that an animal or a rug?

Both.

nonsoroyalty:
My padi barto fit sell am I trust that guy

You don come again with this your Barto talk. Me and you know say nobody go sell am. Abeg make we leave all these propaganda and enjoy football. Barto wan sell am na im e no sell am last season and the season before wey enough suitors dey?

MCJIKEL22:
so wat was d score line against fiorentina........i just hope we improve.i am scared for this present barca

The same Barca that won the treble.

Ujunkem:
I'm having a big problem with my upgrade. am stuck at install the upgrade now whenever i click on it, it will just reboot my system with no change and same pop up showing up again and again. When i checked window updates through control panel, it kept saying restart your system which i have being doing for almost 2days now with no effect.

If you have an idea of what the problem is please help me out

Did you download it as an upgrade file or the iso?

honeric01:
3 losses, well well well..
Did the opponent use their own full squad?

Of course. Although that is not an excuse.

ANONYDOTT:
What is this oaf saying... The only reason why there are muslims in europe is because the so called 80% migrated from the middle east to europe either in search for greener pastures, more liberal societies or because their home had been overturned by war, and are refugees. Some have managed to procreate in their new locations around the world (Although this could be part of the plan of modern day Jihadists). I stay in Europe and I tell you 99.9% of Europeans will rather not believe in God at all than to join Islam. My house is very close to the Islamic centre of the district and the people worshiping there are all Arabs from Iraq, Syria, Somalia, Iran, Turkey etc (Mainly Middle east and Africa). Go and wash yuh cuck you perverted baboon.