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chiboy1928: mr man u like woman 2much are u seeking for her attention?

Baybe: Lies, Lies and more Lies!! You're just hating on Chelsea


If people don't hate on you then you're nobody

xynerise: Pls, can someone remind me who defeated Chelsea 3-1 last season?

Baybe: You guys are prolly having a bad day. Don't pour your frustrations on Chelsea

philfearon: O boy! Seun's antispambot ban me o.....ah wan mad! Ah no even know wetin ah do....Ogbeche77 come save me o! Na why ah dey grateful...I was much more grateful cuz he reacted to my report sharpaly! What more can ah say!

xynerise: Chesi wil luz 2dy

Ihedinobi: So how are guys to blame in this matter? For failing to be professional clowns everytime they chat with a girl?

ogugua88: Yes I can.

Dannyxy: Typical Naija girl.. Girl: hy... Guy: hello, how are you doing?... Girl:"gud"(as in what the heck?).. The guy still trying to keep a conversation continues.. Guy: ok. So how is your day going?.. Girl: "gud"(una dey see?)... Guy:i see... Girl:see what?... Guy:bad... Girl:kk.. At this point i go offline ---------------------------------------------------------- Two days later, the same girl hollas at me.. Girl:hy, y did u go 4ffline dah day na... Guy: ur papa, y u stay online?...

xynerise: Does it make any sense?


Me: I lost my aunt last night
Girl: Lol. Wow! Its a pity

Iaz93: Lmao!!! Tell am say you dey peel yam.

Iaz93: Lmao!!! Tell am say you dey peel yam.

xynerise: Sometimes, no matter how hard you try to make the conversation lively, they will still mess it up with rhetorical questions.


Girl: Where are you?
Me: I am in the office
Girl: What are you doing in the office?
Me: ( wetin she mean?)

Make I tell her say I dey wash cloth for office?

Ihedinobi: But for #1 & 3, I agree with you. My attitude to things is that they should flow naturally. If you have to force something, it's probably not gonna end up worth it.

Maybe every girl has a button, but I'll be damned if I want to go looking for it all the damn time. I hardly chat unless I really like someone and just wanna hear from them or I've got something to say. When it's just that I wanna hear from you, I just reach out. Your response will decide whether I bother again. If I don't mind going months not talking to my best guy friends, I sure aa heck will go years not talking to you. Got a bunch o' people like that on my contacts. It's not anger, it's plain absence of connection. I hate having to impress anyone. Puts a stress on my mental and emotional energies that I can ill afford.

I don't see the reason to want to chat up a girl merely to entertain her. I like to make jokes and keep the atmosphere gay but if she likes laughing when I chat, she shouldn't be slow to make some input of her own. Once I see that you just take entertainment from my chats, I shut down on you. Again that's not an angry response, it's simply reclaiming useful emotional space.

Some girl recently reconnected with me. On chat, her talk is hardly ever more than a few syllables. I don't care. I just say hi and ask about her day and move on from her. One day, I'm returning from work, she chats. I tell her I'm on the road. She says to be careful. Before I can answer her I realize my wallet's gone. I tell her it's funny she should say that 'cos I just lost my wallet. She says "k". I already know that all the girls on chat talk to a million other people and sometimes mix things up or give the wrong attention. So I responded "k?" And a little later she says "sorry". I say nothing.

Days pass. She calls up. I'm busy at the office so I don't answer. She call again. I don't answer. I call back a little while later when I'm a bit free and tell her I'm too busy to talk and will call her later in the day. I do when I get home and she asks me to cal her back in about half an hour 'cos she can't talk just now. I do. She doean't answer. I forget about her. I already have an idea that she probably called because she was worried that I was mad about the empty "k" and "sorri". I'm not. But if I had any fondness for her or respect for her friendship, it already diminished.

I think that women should just grow up and stop being silly. Guys should take the lead but women need not become no more than drums that will give no sound unless somebody strikes it. That's one thing I like about my best female friend. She can call up at will or chat me up anytime and we go at it like best friends. Sometimes we won't talk for awhile. That's ok. Why chat just to have an empty convo?

I like women who will talk when they have something to say and ask for a break when they'd rather not talk. I like them as friends and as lovers. The "feminine" silliness pisses me the hell off. Thank God I don't hook up easily.

xynerise: Some people dey vex me sef

You will be chating with someone and the person will type ''Brb'' which means ''Be right back'' and they will never come back.


Me: So tell me about yourself?
Girl: Brb
Me: Ok
(After 5mins)
Girl: last msg pls
Me: I said you should tell me about yourself
Girl: Pls, give me 2mins am coming
Me: Ok
Girl: I was cooking. So what did you say?
Me: Brb

rill: Boy-hi
Girl-hello
Boy-hw r u
Girl-i'm fine and u?
Boy-i'm gud. How ws ur day?
Girl-boring. Stayed indoor, alone all through. (She didn't just stop at boring o)
Boy-same here. But tanks to tv, i was able to manage the boredom.
Girl- urs is even better. Only had light for an hour. Wicked nepa. (She didn't reply "kk" )
Boy-lolz. nepa wasn't nice here either. I just had to put on the gen.
Girl- u be big boy now. U can afford to put on ur gen even at noon unlike me. ( The girl no form o, an honest reply)
Boy- no o, me na proper pako abeg. (The guy sef humble)
Girl- hmmm, i hear u ....

Beht wait, is these kinda convo too much to ask from a naija gal

xynerise: Another thing is the misuse of ''LOL''

Me: Yesterday was so stressful
Girl: Lol
Me: What is funny?
Girl: Lol. Nothing o
Me: So how are you today?
Girl: Lol. Fine

xynerise: Sometimes they use ''Hmmmm'' when they don't understand your vocabulary.

adexsimply: some people can't even differentiate Pidgin from English..
Have you chop? I have chop!

sopoundz: Its funny how dese gals act up sumtyms. I aint got tym 4 deir monosyllabic BS. They always want you 2 flaunt wat yu got b4 they act all free wiv you.... Der z a gal on my contact tho.
Me: hey
Gal: hi
Me: I'm major
Gal:k
Me: n u r?
Gal: doesn't reali mata
I didn't reply afta dat, I didn't ping so she reciprocated, I travelled outta d country,chngn ma dp, flaunting n all dat. I decided 2 ping ha again, I updated my dp(pic I took wiv sum white dudes)
Me: Hello
Gal: hi
Me hw r you
Gal: I'm fine, you?
Me: nt reali fine tho
Gal: y?
Me: d last tym we had a chat, yu gv me a cold shoulder or rather yu snubbed me
Gal: reali? Can't rmba tho. Lol
Me: so u owe me an apology?
Gal: mayb
*Fast 4wrdn a lil cuz we did d intro again*
Me: wah scul do yu attend?
Gal: uniport... You?
Me: grad of igbinedion university okada
Gal: reali? Dats nice. Its a very a nice scul hrd alotta bou it
Me: nothn dere jare!
Gal: I pray o! All dese rich men children.
Me:lol. No o. I'm in d streets hussling
Gal: you cnt b in d streets,look @ your dp. You r chilling n having fun
(d chat took a new dimension)
Cut d long stry short n 4wrd 2 diz day she z telln me. She loves me prolly strt sumfin dat might lead 2 marriage.

xynerise: Another thing is the misuse of puntuations.

Someone will ask ''aw r u'' without a question mark. Instead, you will see a semi-colon(; )

Dannyxy: Ladies make una change, make una change, the earlier the better ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is what they call a conversation... Guy:hey, wasup.. Girl: i'am fine and you?... Guy: never been better, how was you night?... Girl: it was great, but it was a bit cold though... Guy:awww, i'am sure a cup coffee will help... Girl:i will do just that, so how was yours, hope you slept well?.. Blah blah blah, naija girls learn!

Ajibel: And those eskimi gals never stopped being silly.
This is what i do to those who likes "kk-ing"

Me- Alright, take care
She- k
Me - L
She - what is L?
Me - what is k?
.....
or sometimes she responds with M and i'd continue with N and so on...
Buh they are mostly the ones that start the chat

Truckpusher: I simply tell them with all seriousness that I'm an ex-militant but waiting on the Govt to fulfill their promises else i would return to carrying arms and immediately they are quiet shebi them wan know wetin i dey do ni!.......though some will manage to walk and never return again

i no get time for olodo girls at all

xynerise: You are really a patient man

I deleted someone from my friends list because of the annoying status she updates.

What the hell is ''Eating on my mind'', ''Wedding on my mind'', ''I don't give a 4uk what you tell me''?

They will even insult someone on their status. Like ''John, you are very stupi'd''

Bloody Hell

xynerise: You are really a patient man

I deleted someone from my friends list because of the annoying status she updates.

What the hell is ''Eating on my mind'', ''Wedding on my mind'', ''I don't give a 4uk what you tell me''?

They will even insult someone on their status. Like ''John, you are very stupi'd''

Bloody Hell

xynerise: The truth is that some people use these abbreviations as an avenue to hide their ''bad spellings'' syndrome.

joeydozzy: You no get am . Na "Awayu?"

And I do notice after each reply the number of k increases

me: hey

Chick:Awayu?

me: I'm good. love your dp

Chick:k. love your status

me: thanks. was stolen though

Chick: kk

Me: How is nosa? haven't heard from him

Chick: kkk

Me: miss you guys

Chick :kkkk

Winnie1950: thanks but no I'm okay with the way i am.