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itseunagain@yahoo.com, i hope i get a reply lol

that is wickedness , hw would you feel if sm1 do d same to you,

y do you search for love then,

seraching for a serious mind girl for sm intimate,ddemola by name i reside in lagos, u can mail me lanre205@yahoo.com

am damola by name, 25 of age, student and also a workin class, i reside in surulere,
lookin for ani serious mind girl btw the age of 22-24 for a (SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP) with no mind games attached,
for more info you can hola me on this num or mail me 07028507760 or tolk2seun@yahoo.com
CHEERS

ani serious minded girl that reside in lagos, sory no mind games ok
07028507760

culd you help me figure out the meanin the mail

hi guys i need yr help, mi girl friend and i have issues late, i notice she dating one of her course mate in sch, we talked abt it and she told me she goin to breakup with the guy but to mi suprise i checked her facebook sent mail this is wat i saw[b] I wish ve known u long b4 now even if it was jst lyk a friend becos been with u makes me feel safe and happy. If i loss u 2day i wont feel so bad becos of d smiles u put on my face[/b]

raymomd88 hw far nw hw coco

but she's dating another guy for a reason best non to her and nw she want me to assist her with a litle cash

y am asking this question is cos mi girl friend who think i ve a bad attitude and she cant marry me for that bt she asking for a help ,

can sm1 plz xplain y girls think their smarter than we guys

who do you trust in this life, am goin trough mi ight now, i just hope i will get out of it easy cos is real affecting me badly

hi kiss angel,
i sent you a mail kindly reply
thank you

mi is march 4th, ani mate

hey girls let see wat you look like?

can sm1 help me with the bigbrotherafrica site ,

4 of march

hey guyz i need your help here, my girl frnd ex is distubing her i dnt no, if i shld intefair, i mean talk to the guy myself cos each time she try to avoid the guy's call it affect me some hw, ladies you aint left out,
cheers

There was this old man who had been told by this very young man to give his life to jesus christ (to be born again) but always refused with same reply to the man's request and any other person with jesus tag ''na so dem dey talk de only tin wey dey come down from haven na rainwater''.


One very day, this old man was caught up in a serious house fire that nearly took his life.your young pastor walked to c the fire victim on the hospital bed. ''you are here'', said the oldman.
'yes, baba. you c baba, you need to born again'', said the young man.
on hearing this baba jumped up from his bed, his pains disappeared immidiately and said to the young man '' na ur fada go burn again in fact your jesus no dey kind at all

An 18 year-old girl get pregnant and she tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 3 months
months. Very worried, the mother started
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did
this
to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a
Ferrari
stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man
with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps
out
of
the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room
with the father, the mother and the girl and tells them: "Good morning,
your daughter has informed me of the problem.
However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but
I'll
take charge.
I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her
life.

Additionally, If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a
townhouse, a beach front villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a
$2,000,000
bank account.
If it is twins, a factory and $2,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand
firmly
on
the man's shoulder and tells him, "You'll sleep with her
again and without condom pls

Armed robbers attacked a man of God because dem belive say he is in possesion of the church money, after a whole search of the house they found nothin , so they grilled the pastor shoutin "Wey the moni " but he maintained there was no money in the house , just on their way out , the youngest son of the pastor who has been watching the dramma all along , stood up and said to them , "Oh son of man why do u make so much troubles because of Earthly things come let me take u to where the money is , he led them to the closet in the toilet and gave them the money , his astonshed father watched and he said Daddy ," U know thou shall not lie", and the robbers replied , Pastor u dont know that any body that lies will steal , I beg thank u for training ur child.

An igbo man has just been converted to a muslim , so the Immam told him that he must adopt an Islamic name so he asked for the available names and the Imam told him we have Ibrahim , Muhamed, Abdul Kabir, Sheriff and whole lot of others . He then asked "I beg whats the important of this names" , he was told "U ll be blessed like the name bearer by God ", smart ibo man he said in that case "I BEG I LIKE DANGOTE".

A family in Nigeria was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from the USA, sent by their sister.


The tiny corpse was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin that their mother's face was practically touching the glass cover. When they opened the coffin, they foun


d a letter from their sister pinned to their mother's chest, which read:-


Dearest brodas and sistos, I am sending you our moda's remains for burial de in Lagos. Sorry I couldn't come along as de expenses were so high. You will find inside de coffin, onda Mama's body, 12 can s of Libby's corn beef and 12 cans of Luncheon Meat.Just share it among yourselves.

On Mama's feet is a brand-new pair of Reeboks (size for Junior.De are four pairs of Reeboks onder Mama's head for Tunde's sons. Mama is wearing six Ralph Lauren T-shirts - one is for Omo Roy and de rest are my nephews.

Mama is also wearing one dozen Wondo Bra (your favorite), just divide it among yourselves. De 2 dozen Victor ia's Secret panties dat Mama is wearing should be distributed among my nieces and cousins.

Underneat mama's body is 20 kgs of cocaine in satchets which is wort 120 million Naira. Dis should take care of all of you and de unborn babies in your bodies. Dont bury her wid all dis fortune.

Mama is also wearing eight Docker pants - Ikeje, please get one for yourself and de rest are for de boys. De Swiss watch you asked for is on Mama's left wrist, please get it. Aunty Ifoma , Mama is wearing what you asked for ie ear rings, ring and necklace -please just get dem. Also, de six pairsof Chanel stockings dat Mama is wearing must be divided among the teen-age girls de. I hope dey like de color.

A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Hello,
could you give me condom. I'm going to my girlfriends
for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!"                                         
The pharmacist gives him the condom and as the young man
is going out; he returns and says,
"Give me another condom because my girlfriend's
sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in
a provocative manner when she sees me and I think I might strike it lucky there too."

The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the
boy is leaving he turns back and says, "Go on, give me
one more condom because my girlfriend's mum is still
pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes eyes,
and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is
expecting me to make a move!

During dinner, the young man is sitting with his
girlfriend on his left,the sister on his right and the
mum facing him.

When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and
starts praying,
"Dear Lord, bless this dinner and Thank you for all
you give us."
A minute later the boy is still praying; "and Thank you
Lord for your kindness."
Ten minutes go by and the boy is still praying,
keeping his head down. The others look at each other
surprised and his girlfriend is even more
surprised than the others.
She gets close to the boy and says in his ear,

"I didn't know you were so religious."
The boy replies,

"I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist