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I laughed after reading this, think I should share A little humour Marriage Software This is what a guy wrote to a Systems Analyst - (Marriage Software Div); Dear Systems Analyst, I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected Child Processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems initialization and then it monitors all other system activities. Applications such as "Boys' Night out 2.5" and "Golf 5.3" no longer run, and crashes the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate selected "Soccer 6.3" always fails and "Shopping 7.1" runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favorite applications. Be it online or offline. I am thinking of going back to "Girlfriend 7.0", but uninstall doesn't work on this program. Can you please help? .... The Systems Analyst replied: Dear Customer, This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding of the functions of the Wife 1.0 program. Many customers upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITY AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM. Actually, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its Creator to run everything on your current platform. You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0, as Wife 1.0 was not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the System once it is installed. Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems. (See manual under Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors' Fees). Having Wife 1.0 installed, I recommend you keep it Installed and deal with the difficulties as best as you can. When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the......... C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE Program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-Key for it will freeze the entire system. It may be necessary to run C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE a number of times, and eventually hope that the operating system will return to normal. Wife 1.0, although a very high maintenance programme, can be very rewarding. To get the most out of it, consider buying additional Software such as "Flowers 2.0" and "Chocolates 5.0" or "HUGS\ KISSES 6.00.0" or "TENDERNESS\ UNDERSTANDING 1.000.0" or even Eating Out Without the Kids 7.2.1" (if Child processing has already started). DO NOT under any circumstances install "Secretary 2.1" (Short Skirt Version) or "One Night 3.2" (Any Mood Version), as this is not a supported Application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly CRASH. BEST WISHES! Yours, Systems Analyst for marriage computers...God bless all couples and keep their love strong in Jesus name! Stay blessed.

Nawa oo baba God too much see as he turn water to Origin, drinking things on point.

DonX001:
1. The tiny 'tadpoles' in his sperm will turn to frogs....n start jumping around in his balls.
2. It can dry and turn to powder, so whenever he finally cums, na white powder go dey come out for the first few times.
3. His balls can swell and burst, from too much accumulated sperm, especially for those that watch mojo.

Pick any one of the 3.

this comment got me rolling on the floor with laughter.

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Escoboss:
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I registered directly

Escoboss:
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Escoboss have u applied for the program I applied since 12 days yet no reply from them on account approval. I have sent mails to they affiliate support yet no reply, I even try contacting them on the phone but no reply.

interested please add me to the group.

And here I am thinking am all alone on this.

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XavierBlue:
Welcome back to the hell you left us, you did nothing or litte for the pains the north is daily going through when it was your time.


Xavierblue

heavens help those that help them selves. when it started new with boko haram killing only Christians or northern kinsmen kept quiet but when all Igbos n Christian all ran away and fey were no more blood to spill they started killing themselves. it really serves them right. since they enjoy blood spilling they own makes no different.
And u don't blame the past government cos you have not heard news like " Jonathan killed 3 school children" or " Jonathan bombs 6 mosque"...