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Religion / Re: Kairo’s Embassy Church, Uyo Pastor's Wife Lied To Him (Photos) by DNA9(m): 11:11pm On May 26, 2017
flyca:
The discovery we learnt, was made, when she was to be employed in the University of Uyo as an Assistant Lecturer, and the husband was asked to tell her to bring her certificates, which turned out that, she had none, including a first degree.

How did she get employed at the University without a certificate?


Apart from insomnia, what other ailment do u have?

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Celebrities / Re: Tboss: "I Won't Do Big Brother Naija Again, Even For N50 Million" by DNA9(m): 1:34pm On May 26, 2017
Who gives a f**k. Trash.
Politics / Re: Ayade's Attempt To Change Cross River Logo Meets Funny Reactions by DNA9(m): 8:19am On May 26, 2017
Misplaced Priorities
Romance / Re: Two Ladies' Backside At Club Rumours Compared (Photo) by DNA9(m): 6:06pm On May 25, 2017
OgahBohz:
me I still prefer d slim small ass lady, easy to manipulate on bed, good for ANY style, fits in ANY dress,

good for all kinds of occasion,

azn advantages are numerous...

most importantly its easier to suck a slim girls punnany, dan d fat ass,.. ...


You have said it all..in a nutshell shaa,,Fat butts are 4 (jst 4 d moment satisfaction).. if u Wana keep a portable good looking bae, slim n curvy is the answer.
Romance / Re: Am I Foolishly In Love Or Just Over-reacting? by DNA9(m): 11:30am On May 25, 2017
daewoorazer:
You my friend,

you see, here in d zanga, we dont chase such chicks away, we just take our mind off them, continue d pretence of love and continue fvkcing them till God knows wen.


Now do d above while u search for a loyal chick


thank me later.


#zanga


Bad guy.. you are my typa guy.. it's as simpleas that bro.
Business / Re: CBN Unveils 36 Items Approves For Forex by DNA9(m): 7:52am On May 25, 2017
Conglomerate of confused dutch bags.. myopic slowpokes #
Career / Re: 7 Months Pregnant Female Vulcanizer Spotted In Bomadi Delta State [video] by DNA9(m): 5:18pm On May 23, 2017
josephine123:
[/b]am sure the husband is somewhere drinking hard gin like ogogoro ...

lalasticlala
[b]


How sure are you?
Career / Re: 7 Months Pregnant Female Vulcanizer Spotted In Bomadi Delta State [video] by DNA9(m): 5:16pm On May 23, 2017
Mothers.. Those people are extraordinary

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NYSC / Re: Cross River State 17A Stream 1 Corps Members Camp Changed From Obruba To Akamkpa by DNA9(m): 4:44pm On May 21, 2017
arrestdarrester:
Akamkpa is so much better in terms of accessibility. Obubra is about 9 hours from Calabar.


9 hours? Bros, sombody cannot play with u again?

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Car Talk / Re: What's The Taxi Brand In Your Town? by DNA9(m): 12:38pm On May 21, 2017
In calabar. Audi 80 since 1842. And a little of Chevrolet
Car Talk / Re: What's The Taxi Brand In Your Town? by DNA9(m): 12:37pm On May 21, 2017
In calabar. Audi 80 since 1842.
Crime / Re: Video Of Peter Ezeh Beating His Wife, Onyinyechi Ezeh At Their Home by DNA9(m): 3:41pm On May 19, 2017
The person recording this video is as useless as the "p" in "psycho". That's all I can say.
Romance / Re: Man Pressing His Manhood On A Lady's Backside While Waiting For Bus In Lagos by DNA9(m): 11:39pm On May 17, 2017
leofab:
Useless peadopholic afonja..or better still Akpan.

You are still uneducated?

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NYSC / Re: Corper Rocks Jacket & Short NYSC Outfit. Hit Or Miss? by DNA9(m): 10:43am On Apr 25, 2017
"As you were passing" she actually stopped and posed for you to snap?.

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Celebrities / Re: Oritsefemi Weds Nabila Fash (Wedding Photos) by DNA9(m): 11:47am On Apr 22, 2017
Amberon:
Oritsefemi has grown in size, but not in sense. In 2014 he lied about buying a house for N200m but got evicted not again its another N400m house.

Congrats tho.

How dos that correspond with the topic of the day bro?
Celebrities / Re: Oritsefemi Weds Nabila Fash (Wedding Photos) by DNA9(m): 11:42am On Apr 22, 2017
abiambo:
Congrats man... dis one will last cuz no too much hype... sometimes I feel the level of hype in a wedding is inversely proportional to the duration of the marriage

Don't worry bro.. you have sense.. May God continue to Multiply your sense.. you just got that from my mouth..#telepathy

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Education / Re: CRUTECH Suspends 16,000 Students Over N1.2 Billion Debts by DNA9(m): 3:40pm On Apr 20, 2017
It's easy to increase a fee.. It's Hard to get it paid.. Myopic subjects
Romance / Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend During Her Football Match (photos) by DNA9(m): 11:39pm On Mar 27, 2017
eezeribe:
Local people.kneeling down to propose inside heat with sweat soaked jersey.
That's why people of the other race call them black monkeys.

Who did this to you?
Health / Re: Wet Dreams: Natural Or Spiritual? by DNA9(m): 11:11pm On Mar 22, 2017
ekanDamie:
natural. too much of sperm has accumulated due to illicit thought or testerone boosting food taking during the day. or sexual cravings at night

You are educated.. Leave the slowpoke that created this thread.

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Romance / Re: Dating A Girl Who Wears Beads Around Her Waist by DNA9(m): 4:05pm On Mar 01, 2017
Jeddy100:
Beads are demonic and from the kingdom of darkness


Did u complete primary 6?

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Education / Re: Exam Seating Arrangement In MOUA, Umudike (Photos) by DNA9(m): 9:57am On Mar 01, 2017
Needless.. after all this crab. No job. U still need to get to d street n hustle..

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Webmasters / Re: Nigerian Blogger Lilian Nwobu Dies Leaving Her 2year Old Daughter Behind (pics) by DNA9(m): 3:07pm On Feb 27, 2017
Speedyconnect5:
what about husband


Any problem?

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Education / Re: I.G Yusuf, IBB University Lecturer's Sex Scandal With A Student by DNA9(m): 6:04pm On Feb 24, 2017
[quote author=Saintesquire post=54021808]Wait o this is not a rape case . Since when did Sex become a crime in Nigeria. Why did this Lecturer allow himself to be ridiculed this way. This is a violation of his fundamental right to dignity of human person and privacy. [/quote

Kk
Politics / Re: Man Installs Windmill To Generate Electricity, Tired Of Nigeria's Erratic Power by DNA9(m): 4:24pm On Feb 22, 2017
Tokziby:


Thank You and You too.

Its sad that majority of our people do not know the main cause of our economic downturn, recession was just a catalyst that triggered it. We talk about small scale businesses being the solution to end recession and industrial revolution that aided western world after the war. However, we forget that these two factors were dependent on power. Every small scale business idea that people have conceived, has been dead on arrival because majority of them are dependent on power. Imagine we could have 24hrs uninterrupted, manufacturing companies will begin to spring up and create the much needed employment, security will increase when there is working street light and cctv (cos many crimes are committed in the dark), people will feel free to live any parts of the country cos industries would be located in remote areas (as main cities are congested) , Telecoms will charge less and wont need fuel to power their mast, People in diaspora will be happy to come home and develop the land cos the cost of living is less expensive here, foreign investors will be happy to invest cos of our low cos of labor ($100 per month is enough for some people). Businesses will sustain by cutting their overhead cost of fuel etc.

I like to hear intelligent Nigerians like you speak. The problem of the country is jst childishness on the side of our leaders. Well grown up men making policies lik kids, stupid myopic murder4kers hovering around with a colossal level of foolishness
Politics / Re: Man Installs Windmill To Generate Electricity, Tired Of Nigeria's Erratic Power by DNA9(m): 12:42pm On Feb 22, 2017
Tokziby:
How Nigeria has failed to generate power from alternative source is beyond me. The abundance of sunlight in the north is enough to generate uninterrupted power for the north with the provision on solar panel. Likewise the hilly topography in the middle belt is enough for a windmill farm and will power the whole of the middle belt. And the coastal part and massive ocean current is enough for hydro power generation for the whole sw,ss,se and the entire nation but na lie. Na to dey blame gas, blame vandals of electric wire, blame climate for dryness and too much water. Between 1999 till date if we were to estimate the amount of money spent on power N 5trillion will be the starting point yet no power. Go to the poorest asian country with no oil like indonesia, philipines, taiwan, vietnam, etc They still enjoy 12-20hrs of electricity per day. War torn syria and libya still have power but why us, why Nigeria. This power situation is enough to protest not until when hunger nearly kill us. Make government put all resources into 18-24hrs power supply and see if recession will not find its square root. Majority of companies winding down is not solely due recession but the running cost of power.

God Bless This Fellow.. May God cause his Face to shine upon you.. May anything you touch yield fruits for you.. May you live Long and May you become a Leader in this country..
Education / Re: UNN Lecturers To Be Promoted Based On Students Appraisals - Pic by DNA9(m): 9:36am On Feb 22, 2017
yfo:
Can this work in naija when lecturer will knack you E so your GP will never remain the same... wink


They must make it super anonymous for it to work

Stuffs like that are always anonymous bro.. The Board of Directorates ain't stupid to mak it open.

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Education / Re: UNN Lecturers To Be Promoted Based On Students Appraisals - Pic by DNA9(m): 9:34am On Feb 22, 2017
Wow.. For ReaL. This is Brilliant.. Very Brilliant.
Romance / Re: Lady's Birthday Wish To Her Husband's Side Chick by DNA9(m): 9:33am On Feb 22, 2017
Problems Loading. ..................80%
TV/Movies / Re: When Bisola Realizes That TTT Is Married With Kids (Photo) by DNA9(m): 8:42am On Feb 22, 2017
She should unF**k the guy na..
Romance / Re: I Was "Disvirgined" By My Aunt's Husband-lady Reveals On Facebook by DNA9(m): 5:43pm On Feb 21, 2017
Annie939:
that's men for you

Really?
Romance / Re: Reasons Why Girls Between 20 - 25 Should Not Date Guys Their Age by DNA9(m): 7:15pm On Feb 19, 2017
redbeans:
hmm... K. What i will advise a 25 years old girl ready for marriage to do is that: have up to 3 male friends above 30 and make your choice from based on your criteria which could be finance, character, approach to issues etc. You will find out that these guys are more understanding & patient. I've mingled with both young guys my age and the advanced ones.

Nigga shot the F**K up.. You got no idea of watchu saying
Romance / Re: Reasons Why Girls Between 20 - 25 Should Not Date Guys Their Age by DNA9(m): 4:43pm On Feb 19, 2017
Dextology:
Maturity is not by age, just note that. Still wondering why your choice of that age bracket. There are 30+ men that still exhibit those reasons you stated. Individual differs in personality and decision making.

You deserve a bottle of Andre..

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