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Jokes Etc / Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by DNA9(m): 9:22am On Jan 05, 2021
OyinO:
Take DNA tests serious at your own peril. That stuff is 50/50. In case you don't understand what I mean by 50/50, I mean 50% accuracy and 50% error prone (inaccuracy). I have watched a foreign movie where DNA TEST RESULT created very devastating irreparable damage to a lovely family but at the end, it was an error. The woman was devastated. So many Melanite American Negros were said to originate from various parts of Africa following DNA testing but they are finding evidence to the contrary in recent times. There are better ways to find out true paternity.

You sound so funny bro. You used a movie to discredit a DNA test? Please can we know your level of education. E get why i d ask. And for your information, before any machine goes into commercial use, There are stringent organizations that has done thorough scrutiny and confirm that it had attend at least 97% accuracy. Oyinbo no mumu as u think. Go back n do your assignments properly. Don't be so quick to loud your ignorance.

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Celebrities / Re: Pre-Wedding Pictures Of Williams Uchemba And His Wife To Be by DNA9(m): 2:20pm On Nov 14, 2020
southsouthking:
Which kind suit be dis self?
Not fitted, trouser too long.

I doubt if you know much about dressing. You don't know jack about cooperate dressings. All u know is the malian nonsense, wearing your trousers on ur lap n opening the dirty yellow boxer for the public. With a six feet tall seakers
Politics / Re: Ikpeazu Cries Over Poor State Of Federal Roads In Abia by DNA9(m): 9:22pm On Nov 07, 2020
Without mincing of words. The government of Abia state is a total shame and dismay. They want to shift the blame now to the FG? How many of the state roads has he or his predecessor done so far? Rubbish individuals

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Romance / Re: If You Cum Too Fast Tell Her To Ride U, You Will Last Longer by DNA9(m): 9:09am On Aug 20, 2020
ubunja:
A girl riding you is the quickest way to cum. I don't know where you got your data from.

I swear. I am even surprised to hear that.

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Health / Re: Dr Stella Immanuel COVID19 Hydroxychloroquine Video Deleted By Facebook, Twitter by DNA9(m): 10:33pm On Jul 28, 2020
Satan66:
Nigerians are a disgrace both locally and abroad.
Imagine this woman is saying you don't need face mask?
That the virus has a cure!?
She should be stripped of her medical license.

You are the idiat here. There is nothing inside your head.

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Romance / Re: What My Gynaecology Friend Told Me About Young Sexually Active Females. by DNA9(m): 3:55pm On Jun 07, 2020
Omar09:


You just missed the message here because you wanted to sound right. I want to ask, what do you think the op(his friend) is arguing about?

He only said, the women who stigmatize other women because they just happened to be SM should stop because that one decided to keep her baby doesn't make her forbidden. But no you just want to show us how slow in thinking you can be.

You are the only intelligent person i have seen here. Thumbs up bro
Romance / Re: What My Gynaecology Friend Told Me About Young Sexually Active Females. by DNA9(m): 8:51am On Jun 07, 2020
Margy:
I'm a girl too.. take it or leave it...this is the raw truth.. people usually hate to hear the truth.... aaahhh.. you can jump into the lagoon if this hurts you.

A lot your girls just don't like accepting the truth. Everyone comes here to pretend careful n Stringent. My happiness is, at the end of the day, there is only one person u can't deceived and that person is yourself.

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Romance / Re: What My Gynaecology Friend Told Me About Young Sexually Active Females. by DNA9(m): 8:47am On Jun 07, 2020
mignone:
Not everyone is reckless though. It's only that the abominable has become d normal. We've replaced morals&correction with "Don't judge, are u a saint? He who has no sin..., etc".
Where as deep within, everyone knows what is right.

Nevertheless. The very careful ones are not much, perhaps they belong to the remaining 10 percent.. And then no one said aborting is a legendary act. Everything contrary to the creatirs plans is considered abominable. Even the use of birth control pills by legally married couples is also seen as a very big sin to some.
Romance / What My Gynaecology Friend Told Me About Young Sexually Active Females. by DNA9(m): 1:58am On Jun 07, 2020
Few days ago i was with a medical doctor friend of mine who happens to be a gyna. We have been friends way back high school. He schooled in the US and had returned back to Nigeria since 2018. We were somewhat gisting about how Nigerian girls seems to be stigmatising their fellow girls that are single mum's who got pregnant out of wedlock.

He strongly condemned this very silly act by ladies and he further affirmed as a matter of fact to me that, 90% of every Sexually Active lady had at one point or the other aborted an issue before. Some have even done it more than 10 times without any complications or whatsoever. The fact that a particular decided to keep hers doesn't make her a forbidden fruit in the society.

He as well opened to me that it is very abnormal for a sexually active lady not to at some point get pregnant. That if you have a lady you constantly have unsafe sex with and she has never for one day missed her period, then there must be something seriously wrong somewhere. It calls for a quick attention.

In his words "any girl that is fertile and complete [b][/b]will always get pregnant, it's is left for her to decide if she wants to keep it or not"

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Romance / Re: Never Date A Girl Who Is In Talking Terms With Her Ex! by DNA9(m): 9:57pm On May 20, 2020
More often than not. The relationship doesn't always ends well. You know why? Cos they will both fucckk again anytime any moment. Note that she will always mk u feel like she's just keeping touch with him and nothing attached. My brother, don't believe the lie. It is pure lie. Total lies. Unprecedented lies.
Celebrities / Re: Davido Blasts Wizkid’s Fans Who Said His Mother Was Used For Rituals by DNA9(m): 10:23pm On Dec 15, 2019
etrange:
These are not different from Nairaland boys always typing like kids here. Imagine the kind of stuff people (adults) are typing on social media. Someone even called another's mum illiterate as if she chose not to go to school. Nigerians (most) are mean/insensitive, no point sugercoating it.


These are the kinda youths agitating for government to allow me . Sometimes, if u listen to these our youths conversation in public, u will understand why the elders can never give us chance. A lot of we youths are so stupid and lame. I am not sorry to say that.
Politics / Re: Zahrah Audu: I Will Use Mothers Of Political Thugs To Secure Ballot Boxes by DNA9(m): 4:14am On Oct 24, 2019
ola33t:
shocked

He doesn't know.








When you're in the realm of Tramadol, you clear any obstacle in the way.
Phones / Re: Infinix Hot 8 Vs Tecno Spark 3 Vs Hot 7: Battle Of the N30,000+ Devices by DNA9(m): 11:43am On Sep 17, 2019
NORSYK:


Remove xiaomi and Hussein's

Forget him, he's just blabbing. He really doesn't know jack about gadgets
Romance / Re: What Is Presently Turning You Off About Your Partner by DNA9(m): 12:09am On Sep 13, 2019
missimelda01:
lol some people don't understand the question grin

BTW why is every guy on nairaland single?

I swear ehn. Some guys just jump into questions without full understanding . Dem d embarrass me ehn..
Crime / Re: Man Inflicts Machete Wounds On His Son In Akwa Ibom (Disturbing Photos) by DNA9(m): 5:04pm On Sep 12, 2019
He mistook him for a dog?

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Celebrities / Re: Doris Samuel Twerks & Dances To Beyonce And Wizkid's "Brown Skin Girl" by DNA9(m): 7:10pm On Jul 21, 2019
legitnow:


She get Nyansh, like this babe?

She get enough ass and to spare. I dunno where the problem is coming from. sad sad
Celebrities / Re: Doris Samuel Twerks & Dances To Beyonce And Wizkid's "Brown Skin Girl" by DNA9(m): 6:59pm On Jul 21, 2019
Forget.. girl wey set na girl wey set. My nkechi here dey for house with complete leg and hand. And yet no fit move body.

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Celebrities / Re: Ese Walter Who Also Publicly Accused Pastor Fatoyinbo Of Rape Speaks by DNA9(m): 8:04am On Jun 29, 2019
deeway200:
I know rape is a reprehensible conduct and I so much detest it, I'm also not a gullible Christian who believes what every man who claims to be of God says but I want us to logically scrutinize this matter. "In Busola's words "the house was so big that the person up could barely hear the one down" and probably that's why she didn't bother to shout for her older sister to come for her rescue... Now my question is; How did she hear his knock from up and then came down to open up for him? Okay after that, you waited there for a man that just raped you not just an ordinary rape, the one that removed the seal forcefully to go to his car and bring Krest for you to drink and thereafter told you "We'll see later.... No matter the trauma the incident could have caused her, she ought to have voiced out before now. If he, the accused was an infamous and disreputable man, would she had spoken? To me, the Dakolos are only trying to assassinate his personality probably because of a misunderstanding between them

This the only reasonable comments I hv read so far. (N/B). Am not a coza fan .
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Asked Your Boyfriend What The Future Holds For Both Of Y'all? by DNA9(m): 4:26am On May 30, 2019
candlewax:
answer is simple, we will cross the bridge when we get there

My brother, e no get where e reach na
Romance / Re: PLEASE ADVISE!! My Boyfriend Farts When He Is Fucking Me – What Should I Do? by DNA9(m): 12:01am On May 23, 2019
falcon01:
he gay. lady your boy he gay!

Very possible. Very very possible
Romance / Re: 10 Shameful Things Guys Do When They Mistakenly Impregnate Their Girlfriends by DNA9(m): 11:57pm On May 22, 2019
My dear u hv to be careful b4 accepting any pregnancy. These hoees ain't reliable. I have seen a case a lady constantly fks her guy n another guy. I mean if she give her guy in the morning, she will Mk sure she gives to the side guy in the evening of that same day. One day Belle com, babe said boyfriend is responsible, after the guy had spent a lot of money trying to mk her got rid of it.. ofcos there is nothing hidden under the sun, somehow baba got to find out he wasn't responsible for that pregnancy. This girl is a very pretty homely looking girl o. U can even vow for her. Leave am bros.
Celebrities / Re: Zlatan Ibile Pictured With Mohamed Salah by DNA9(m): 8:59am On May 02, 2019
iTearHerToto:
That zlatan mouth that stinks like shiit Salah is busy inhaling the stench. Salah try o.

Pukes angry

Whatsup? Have chillz na
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: An Advice To Those Going For An Interview by DNA9(m): 12:54pm On Apr 29, 2019
An average Nigerian lady today knows who was the 2nd runner up in BBnaija last 3 episodes. But dosnt know who is the minister of information of her country. I am not saying this for likes, am telling you real facts from what I have seen..

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Nairaland / General / Re: Pictures That Show You Were Lucky To Be Born In The Right Place by DNA9(m): 5:03pm On Apr 28, 2019
StarUp:
We were not born to all be on the same side of a coin...

Is that what your little brain can think out?
Celebrities / Re: "Regina Daniels Is My 5th Wife, Not 6th" — Ned Nwoko by DNA9(m): 4:52pm On Apr 28, 2019
vanida6:
6th wife God forbid sad

Comon sharap. You can even be 8th to a billionaire. Don't come here to form trash.

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Crime / Re: Policeman Beats Woman To Coma In Lagos (Photos) by DNA9(m): 6:34pm On Apr 17, 2019
The moment we start mobbing these Silly guys. All this nonsense go stop on a sharp sharp

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Politics / Re: Meet 26-Year-Old Bob Otobong Who Won A Seat At Akwa Ibom House Of Assembly by DNA9(m): 11:27pm On Mar 18, 2019
hisexcellency34:
Politics age? This fat man is not 26. I know him well. Stop the lie

Shot da bleep up. You know nothing about him. If u do u would knw he is actually 26years. We were together in high school
Fashion / Re: Nigerians React To Ladies Wearing Waist Beads by DNA9(m): 11:34am On Mar 18, 2019
I heard it's for lesbians.or abi na lie?

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Politics / Re: Press Statement PDP: Uyo Rally Shows Buhari Has Lost All Political Footholds by DNA9(m): 10:16pm On Jan 28, 2019
SEONaijaExpert:
This is the dumbest statement I've read today coming from PDP.

Imagine this shameless people with crowd they paid N1000 per head and free shirt.

Udom has just misled his political party into believing he's in charge of Akwa Ibom.

Quite a pity for them how this will turn come FeBuhari 16

Young man, shot the f#ck up.. Don't be slow. You brat
Travel / Re: The 10 Most Influential Cities In The World by DNA9(m): 11:23am On Jan 14, 2019
[quote author=edlion57 post=74748571]Nigeria[/quote

This is why your leaders don't take you serious. An average Nigerian youth spends more of his just create out something useless..

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