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Naijaphobia:
I Prince kelechukwu Mc, the Arewa 1 of Oriyangi kingdom in the land of the craddle promises $30,000 for every goal scored by the Super Eagles in today's match. Anyone with NFF domiciliary account should please forward it to me.

I also promise $5,000 to any correct prediction of scoreline in today's match.

Doubt my promises and blame yourself later.



Prince Kelechukwu Mc of Oriyangi Kingdom.

ok ma prince, its 2-0, naija to win

Icon79:
My game is tight, bro .... pretty solid, actually.


O pari

we shall see

Icon79:
Nerdie, actually, the battle is over. Our Nairaland First Lady is coming for her "physical" with me next week.


O pari

hahahahahaha chaiiinah wa ooo,

anyway mak ah jst dey look you with 1quater of ma eyes first,

Olaoke16:
There is one company bearing Supreme Nig. Ltd along ota-atan road producing alcohol, don't know maybe dats d company you are talking abt.. But if it is d one den is legit..

the guy sats they are into business development, welfare management, and human resource capacity building

Hello, DEBBIE and co, great jobs you have been doing here,

after trying to get a job since Dec last year, I finally got an invite, but my problem is what I need help for, to verify the company, if its legit or not,

its SUPREME NIGERIA LTD, off ota, I receive a text from a concern NL"ER,

pls I need help if the company is legit,

when I check google, it gave me different result , with the company name,

pls help a bro & friend, thanks

emi14:
When did Ighalo's action become a card offence in soccer? Just asking.

that's what's on my mng, ho doesn't take it of to reveal his six packs, but to celebrate chrish,

that referee must be an atheist

Hmmmm, the way pipo dey appear from left, right center dey comment , chaiii nah ,wa oooo

with the exception of THESUPERNERD, I still tak half eye dry look you ooo


I jst don't know what to say!!!!!!!.......

TheSuperNerd:


Awwwwwwwwn.... Sir Maidaboi.... I missed you too Man. Na your mentions I see pass.... Thanks so much Sir. You are truly wonderful...... a great FAM member... thanks man. Godbless.

hmmmmmmmm!!!!!!....
jst dey look you with half eye lik dis ehn

Wen match go start sef

ItachiUchiha:
Some exaggerations are unnecessary, this man is a professor of law, stfu except you're exactly sure of what to say.

This government is surrounded by people who's mouths are bigger than their brains... Its either a Lauretta churning out insults, a Lai Mohammed telling a bigger lie. Adwsina saying crap, Sagay misquoting figures and been uncouth.. Wtf do this government want?

Who will they blame after gej, gej supervised diezani so blame him, arrest him. Judge him and kill him if that will appease you but don't drag the innocent citizenry in this.


You were voted in to fix the mess, fix it... If gej is ur problem deal with him

you see one begins to wonder if truly she steals those sums,

cos at the rate they are going with her, they might as well tell we the citizens that she stole even the funds for budget during GEJ,

nonsense propaganda govt,

blaming GEJ since, yet no visible , or tangible project executed,
fighting corruption, and recovering endless csh, yet they are borrowing, who is fooling who,

indeed KARMA will surely catch up with them

forgiveness:
I wish you the same. Thanks

But who be those CHOP & CLEAN MOUTH MEMBERS? Hahaha! Very funny.

you know nah!!!!!....

abi mak ah hint you small

Joebie:
I throway salute o

I dey gidigbam!!!

Happy new months to all ma oga's,


TBABA, JOEBIE, ICON4S, ICON98- OPAEIE MASTER, BASCOVEL, THEGOODJOE, THESUPERDERD, NIGERDELTABOI, GOLDFISH, KOMEKN, FORGIVENESS,


chaiii mak ah no waste space,

biggest shout-out goes to, ...............first lady!!!!!!!!!........SAFARIGIRL, you rock the thread where others are shy


finalllyyyyyyyy happy new months to all JJC, GHOST MEMBERS, and CHOP & CLEAN MOUTH members,

no shaking OLUWA is always involve cheers 8

blueto:
Let us pray and commit this match into the hand of God!

Father, the most high God, the God of ineffable grandeur, we worship and laud you for your immeasurable and everlasting love and mercies upon our lives. Even right before we were formed in our mothers womb, you already knew us and ordained us. What a breathtaking God you are!

Father, we commit this match into your hands, and we pray for your favour upon the Super Eagles. Father we rely on you for our victory in this encounter, yes wholly on you! not even our tactics, strategies and efforts. Although we have our game plans, strategies and efforts but your word said “trust in the Lord and lean not unto thy own understanding.” It was not the stones that David used in the battle against Goliath that killed him, it was your grace! Apostle Paul said he “planted” and another “watered” but you are the one that gave “increase.” Father, we declare that no tactics or strategies fashioned against us shall not prosper, for our righteousness is from you! Instead they will all work together for our good as said in your word because you said that you will “watch over your words to perform them.”

Father take absolute control and let everything that will happen in and outside the pitch give you glory and let them go as how you plan it. We pray that the stadium be filled with your success yielding presence.

Father we thank you for prayers answered in Jesus name we pray, Amen!

AMENN!!!!!

safarigirl:
I like the way some people are just casually throwing insults at others on this thread and everyone is watching silently. I mean, it's disgusting, but fun.

For future engagements, just in case I want to exercise this new freedom, please, no one should take advantage and attack me on behalf of his friend/associate. Let it be just me and my chosen rival as you guys have let it be.

I also like the camaraderie shown by 'likers' of such debasing comments. I know that when I do choose to engage someone, all my haters will show similar camaraderie to said person.

Let us all be part of this idiotic dick-riding contest

chai!!!!

first lady!!!!!!!!!!!................

terzurum5:
Nigeria: NFF, Zenith Unveil 2017 U13, U15 Future Stars Tournament

By Olaoluwa Ogungbe

The 2017 Nigerian Football Federation (NFF)/Zenith Bank U-13 and U-15 Future Eagles Stars tournament was unveiled yesterday in Lagos with the organisers calling for entries from across the country.


At a press conference held in Lagos yesterday to herald the competition, Zenith Bank's Head of Digital Marketing, Mr. Pascal Or, who was representing the Group Managing Director of the bank, Peter Amangbo, said the institution was delighted to be part of the initiative to empower the youths of the country and was confident future Super Eagles players would emerge through the competition.


He said: "When a good idea is thoroughly packaged, you know from the onset that it will be successful. The NFF has done brilliantly well with the way they handled the first edition and the plans they have unveiled for the second championship.


"My challenge goes to other organisations to get involved in forms of youth development. The youth is the heart and soul of every nation and they should be happy.


"Zenith Bank is keen to continue to support and be identified with this programme, especially because sports development is a key area in our social responsibility role in the country."

Also speaking on the tournament, NFF Vice President, Seyi Akinwunmi, who is also the Chairman of the Lagos State Football Association, said it is in line with the youth development policy of the federation.

http://allafrica.com/stories/201708310587.html

after they will say NFF is not serious, NFF dis and NFF dat....


yeaaaahhh!!!! Let continue to catch them young,
its all start with TETE-A-TETE

Hmmmm, wetin come dry hapen here nah, see as people don planty waka enter thread,

after game nah piam!!!!! You no go see Dem again,

chaiii!!!!!, anyway, Cameroon don con buy market,

2marrow its about to go down mehnnn

safarigirl:
only Campos? Says a lot......

not only him, there are others which I dnt remember,

but he generated so much noise during USA 94 WC, if am right,

Joebie:
injury record?

oga i dey read your posts oh.. i still dey wait who u go suggest for Russia IF we qualify, especially as Alampasu, Uzoho and

when I see the word, INJURY RECORD!!!, ah jst tire asap,

ah seriously nor no wia hin take get dat news, abi nah report from

safarigirl:
Google says he is 6ft 3' ....which is ridiculous because he is shorter than Ndidi and Ndidi is 6ft 2' tops

I wonder which of his brothers filled that jargons on the net

Modified'

Ikechukwu seems to have various heights on the internet ranging from 6ft.3 to 6ft.0 and 5ft.6'....I think I'll take that last one over the rest

CAMPOS was a short man devil, his agility, reflexes, and confidence is second to none, and yet he was not tall, like OURTIOS, or a beanpole like VAN DER SER

Nigerdeltaboi:
we know those who show face when eagles have a game and then disappear after two days or more (depending on the result) thread members.

lolzzz bro ah tell you Dem don appear planty

AIG07:
In Chief Commander Ebenezer Obe's voice,

"Ko sogbon to le da, ko si wa to le wu to le fi taye lorun o o o/2x"

human beings are the most complex creature and are hard to please.

Start Akpeyi-he is jittery
Ezenwa-he is short, lacks confidence and not imposing.
Play Alampasu-he is rookie.
Recall Enyeama- he is old and passed it.

Abeg who then should we put between the sticks. May be we should go and rent De Gea or Courtois.

All we can do is to support anyone the coaching crew decides to field.

you see am , yet dem can't keep themself,

ah jst taya for our fans

safarigirl:
I fear to think of the outcome of a one-on-one between Ezenwa and any of the Cameroonian forwards...

He just doesn't strike me as one brimming with confidence, this is not about his height. He is not imposing between the sticks, seems quit a shaky personality, and while he may have performed great against Beninoise players from their local league, we must remember that Bassagog and Aboubakar are not Beninoise local league players.


There is something about that presence a goalie needs....I'm not seeing it with Ezenwa, I'm sorry

Can't we just field Leon as the goalie?

hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!.......

LMFAO!!!!!!!
first lady abeg ooooo no kill peson with lafd,

LEON between the sticks

safarigirl:
Peter Schmeichel- 6ft3'
Olivier Khan- 6ft.2'
Edwin van der Saar- 6ft.5.5'
Gianluigi Buffon- 6ft.3'

Peter Rufai- 6ft.2' (for the culture )

All are above 6ft
However, you can argue if you add Iker Casillas who is 5ft.11.5'

what about JORGI CAMPOS, that Mexico keeper,

and what is EZE height

solonnachi:
For God sake, Ezenwa is too short to man the post. Where is this crazy idea coming from? Do we ever learn from mistakes at all?

go and man the post nah,

the problem with most of us, is our penchant to talk people down,

he is short is now a sin right, name me 4 of the greatest keepers of all times, and tell me their height

tbaba1234:
He is 35, not particularly old for a goalkeeper. He still has a couple of good years in him. He was Lille number 1 last season. Performed well. I do not see that as a decline. One injury and he is on a decline??

I jst don't understand GOLDFISH , what was ENYEAMA sins, that he rate him very low, as to tagged him injury prone,

even if he didn't get a club in France, he can get a top club in ISREAL with out sweat,

kellycute:
carry your dream go one side

you no say hin say 90% nah true, so the remaining 10% na lie
and you no wetin e mean



dis hin new dream nah lie oooo,

if na 1-0, 2-1,3-2,3-1,

we go win dem, and we go break dat ABUOBAKAR guy leg, AMEN!!!!!..........

safarigirl:
your dream is late. Some of us already saw Nigeria winning by 5-1 and 4-0 as at 1st half days ago

So, you, wetin you dream na because you don dey fear since. A dream is a reflection of your subconscious

chaiiii this is why am in lovey dovey, with you,

Kai you jst hammer the nail wella

safarigirl:
The way some people on this thread talk, you wilk think Nigeria is one mini-Brazil and we are hiding a bunch of Neymars, Coutinhos and Marcelos somewhere in Panya

hahahahahaha ma lady abeg oooo,

sofre-sofre abeg

tbaba1234:
Nigerian League, What a shame:

http://twitter.com/oluwashina/status/902459268313571328

its no shame, not at all,

until we lead by example sanctions those kinds of referee and award the points to the victimized team,

the home team and referee wont learn a tin