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[quote author=Battery. link=topic=562517.msg7275957#msg7275957 date=1291563879]Who is this and where does he come 4rm?[/quote]He comes from Abule Egba.

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books.

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

Guy face your future and never give a damn about Gold digger,she never loves you because if she do, she would have wait. stop fooling yourself by saying You can swear to God that she love you.

Your girl,my girl. all those statement are wrong, Do you gave birth to the girls or do you think you are the only person fucking her.

rokiatu:
OMG dude you are sad lol. How can you be mean to someone cus they didn't reciprocate your love. Childishness I swear. Thank God I do not take stuff seriously on nairaland if not all those insults and name calling you were entertaining thought lol.

You are heart-robber because you robbed my heart remember and you still have to called it childishness

You are not the only one who love her

I had love her a year ago

I made attempt but she ignored me

and I turn the love to hatred

and hatred now becoming likeness

maybe the likeness could still turn to love

and may end up taking her away from the boyfriend she has been talking about

Next time you come to the world,learn to keep your valuable things with when you are planning to break with a woman, breakup is worst than being rob because they you will see each other as devil, lol

Thank God for BB, it gives us opportunity to Bleep those stuborn girls