₦airaland Forum

And the winner is.......

Of course it's going down. Look at the orientation of the steps of the staircase. The cat is facing the free edges of the steps. Would've been the other way if it were upwards.

It may not be very easy to get money out of them. I've been in that position before and contacted about three lawyer friends. They were unanimous with their advice that I may not get anything at the end of the day as I've the burden to prove how the drink affected my health negatively since I had not opened it. And if I open it, I had to prove I didn't drop it in there. The only thing I can try to prove is that the sight of it affected me psychologically which is easier done in Western countries. But they advised I negotiate with them rather than sue.

pls locate the nearest social welfare office and report the case. They would summon him and commit him into dropping something monthly for the upkeep of the child. If he refuses, they will take him to court themselves.

7 faces, 8 sticks of matches

PRESS RELEASE: JOHESU VS DOCTORS
We the association of Nigeria Hospital Patients (NHP) having
extensively deliberated on the on-going brouhaha between the johesu
and medical doctors came out with the following resolution which we
believe is a perfect solution to end the crisis. For these groups of
wannabe/drop-out medical students who veered into the
allied/para-medical professions and want to short circuit back to
assume the roles, positions and the entitlements of our Doctors who
are our primary caregivers, this culture of impunity must be extended
to other sectors as follows
A) All cabin crew should be allowed to fly the aircrafts in Nigeria
B) Henceforth, gatemen are eligible to be appointed as chief of defence staff
C) That the midwives should be allowed to perform C/S on any relative
of the federal executive council that might require this surgery
D) That henceforth, the super eagles' physio should be referred to as
the chief coach and be entitled to all allowances of the real chief
coach.
E) That the pharmacist technician should be eligible to be appointed
chief pharmacist
F) That the orderlies who has spent atleast one year ( equivalent of
post basic nursing training) in a specialized ward be referred to as
specialist and be paid specialist allowance. Afterall, the auxilliary
nurses have being enjoying all the entitlements of the B. Sc nurses
since the Gowon's regime.
G) That driving license shall be granted those who have driving
experience with toy cars in childhood.
H) That the appointment to the office of the chief judge of the
federation and minister of justice shall not be limited to LLB holder,
but open to all staff in the ministry of justice. Afterall, all of us
don judge case at one point or the other in our lifetime.
I) To settle the issue of Consultant pathologists and the laboratory
scientists, none of them shall be regarded as PATHOLOGIST except the
mortuary attendants. Yes because they spend more time with the dead
bodies.
J) Henceforth, all staff of the national assemblies shall be referred
to as senator and shall be paid as stipulated in the document that
guides the remuneration of the elected senators.
k) Henceforth, a credit in pigeon English can be accepted in place of
English language in Nigerian universities.

(ALL READERS ARE FREE TO ADD TO THIS RESOLUTIONS)

All these in addition to #bringbackourdoctors will be the minimum
requirements to come back to government hospitals. Failure to do this
will mean that we are left with two options, either to go and die
(Oshiomole APC, et al) or to abide by the privatization policy
(Goodluck, Obasanjo, PDP, et al) by going to meet our doctors in the
private clinics.
FG remember "diaris God o!"
These bloods that you people are ssssshhhhhaaaring. hmmmm!!

PRESS RELEASE: JOHESU VS DOCTORS
We the association of Nigeria Hospital Patients (NHP) having
extensively deliberated on the on-going brouhaha between the johesu
and medical doctors came out with the following resolution which we
believe is a perfect solution to end the crisis. For these groups of
wannabe/drop-out medical students who veered into the
allied/para-medical professions and want to short circuit back to
assume the roles, positions and the entitlements of our Doctors who
are our primary caregivers, this culture of impunity must be extended
to other sectors as follows
A) All cabin crew should be allowed to fly the aircrafts in Nigeria
B) Henceforth, gatemen are eligible to be appointed as chief of defence staff
C) That the midwives should be allowed to perform C/S on any relative
of the federal executive council that might require this surgery
D) That henceforth, the super eagles' physio should be referred to as
the chief coach and be entitled to all allowances of the real chief
coach.
E) That the pharmacist technician should be eligible to be appointed
chief pharmacist
F) That the orderlies who has spent atleast one year ( equivalent of
post basic nursing training) in a specialized ward be referred to as
specialist and be paid specialist allowance. Afterall, the auxilliary
nurses have being enjoying all the entitlements of the B. Sc nurses
since the Gowon's regime.
G) That driving license shall be granted those who have driving
experience with toy cars in childhood.
H) That the appointment to the office of the chief judge of the
federation and minister of justice shall not be limited to LLB holder,
but open to all staff in the ministry of justice. Afterall, all of us
don judge case at one point or the other in our lifetime.
I) To settle the issue of Consultant pathologists and the laboratory
scientists, none of them shall be regarded as PATHOLOGIST except the
mortuary attendants. Yes because they spend more time with the dead
bodies.
J) Henceforth, all staff of the national assemblies shall be referred
to as senator and shall be paid as stipulated in the document that
guides the remuneration of the elected senators.
k) Henceforth, a credit in pigeon English can be accepted in place of
English language in Nigerian universities.

(ALL READERS ARE FREE TO ADD TO THIS RESOLUTIONS)

All these in addition to #bringbackourdoctors will be the minimum
requirements to come back to government hospitals. Failure to do this
will mean that we are left with two options, either to go and die
(Oshiomole APC, et al) or to abide by the privatization policy
(Goodluck, Obasanjo, PDP, et al) by going to meet our doctors in the
private clinics.
FG remember "diaris God o!"
These bloods that you people are ssssshhhhhaaaring. hmmmm!!

blayz0923: are u serious? like the dead would nod or answer to a question? y not show up at the morgue where his corpse lie and pose the question.
in same light, where r those that call GEJ a retardeen? can u see one?

RIP to the Dead, surely will meet to part no more.

Ever heard of rhetorical question? RIP brother!