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No qirl in nigeria is single, it`s either you
snatch from someone or you share with
someone|.. take it or leave it

hapi Sunday...

No qirl in nigeria is single, it`s either you
snatch from someone or you share with
someone take it or leave it

am very sure u people do login to post on naira land after u finish taking alcoholic drinks.. cos u all behave like a drunker I pray u go fight 4 Unaab nd land in ELEWERAN wetin 10mins.. u turn d thread to battle Field..

teacher ; if u have 10 doughnuts and
someone asks for two, how many do you have
left?
Akpos: 10 doughnuts.
Teacher (understanding how naughty Akpos
could be):
Well what if the person forcefully takes two
doughnuts, what do you have left?
Akpos: Ten doughnuts and one dead body.
……………………………………………………………………
Wife: If I knew you were this Poor, I wouldn’t
have married you!
Akpos: What do you think I meant when I said
you were the only thing I have in this world?”
……………………………………………………………………………………..
Teacher: If I have six bottles in one hand and
five in the other, what do I have?
Akpos: A drinking problem!
……………………………………………………………………
Teacher: Akpos , why are you sleeping in class?
Akpos: Your voice is so sweet ma’am. it made
me sleep…
Teacher: Why aren’t others sleeping?
Akpos: They are not listening to you ma’am
……………………………………………………………………………………..
Pastor Akpos: “Today I have good news and
bad news for you.
The good news is we have enough money to
build a modern church.”
(Everyone just cheered, clapped and screamed!)
Pastor Akpos went on: “The bad news is that
the money is still in your pockets”
…………………………………………………………………………
Pastor: Do something crazy for the Lord!
Akpos carries offering bowl, and runs away
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Academic Staff Union
of Universities (ASUU) may likely be called off
as a result of the recent breakthrough in
negotiation with the Federal Government on
some outstanding issues.
This goes to the Intending PDGite. Please if you
fall in any of this categories don't expect your
name of the PDG admission list ooo.
1. You paid #10 to the zenith bank without
completing the form online
2. Your O'level result(s) is awaiting
3. You dont have a complete O'level result(s).
4. You are using more than 2 sittings.
5. Your are below 14years old.
6. Your have a complete results. but you didnt
fill it or update your form at the inhurd campus.
The Expectant PDGite
1. You completed the form online after paying
the 10k
2. Your Olevel result is complete expecially the
major subj (Maths,Eng,Bio,Chem,Phy) and
(Maths,Eng,Gov,Econs,Com,Acct)
3. You've update your new O'level results (if
any) at the inhurd campus
Anybody asking you to pay certain amount for
admission or whateva. Pls they are thief, dunce,
stupid and gullible being. Pls dont be a victim
ooo, they are liars cos if you can fall on the
expectant list i mentioned earlier on, no doubt
you are *in* already.
@FSP 2 students
The form is out
@Post Ume
The admission form will be available online next
week
@PDGite
The list will be out any moment from now. It
will be posted on this page. Neco result is out,
pls update your results if you need to. Pls tell
others and share this post
Lol, let me ans this questn. Whats the diff btw
INHURD, CENHURD, MAWUKO, ALABATA,
FUNAAB?
Inhurd: INSTITUTE OF HUMAN RESOURCES
DEVELOPMENT (INHURD) formerly called
CENHURD
Cenhurd: CENTRE FOR HUMAN RESOURCES
DEVELOPMENT (CENHURD) now knwn as
INHURD
Mawuko: The Inhurd permanent site location:
Mawuko
Alabata: The Main Campus FUNAAB site
location: Alabata
Funaab: Haaa i dont know ooo
-------------------------------------
Last Bullet:
Your time is limited, so don't waste it living
someone else's life. Don't be trapped by dogma
- which is living with the results of other
people's thinking. Don't let the noise of other's
opinions drown out your own inner voice. And
most important, have the courage to follow
your heart and intuition. They somehow already
know what you truly want to become.
Everything else is secondary

Tamax: This already funaab students.. U no go kill person for here ooo... Chai my bele i don laugh tire *LMAO*

even if am sad I will enter dis thread nd inhurd @ fb person go 4get sorrow.. just pain me dat Unaab didn't have.. performing art we 4 deport some people go dere

FUNAAB 2013/2014 1ST BATCH ADMISSION
LIST TO BE RELEASED NEXT WEEK:
According to the posted by the SUG official
Facebook account, 1st batch list should be
released next week. Here is there statement:
"The first batch of 2013/2014 admission list of
Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta will
be released by next week."
Signed...
Infinity
General Secretary"
immediately it is updated on d website next
week, we would post it. Watch dis space for
more updates

nawa 4 ede ooo where is abuklaw self I called him off text no reply

I ask a question no wan answer me nah fight u people dey fight.. nawa oo

Nawa oo dis place don turn fun.. nd battle feed.... pls some1 help me confirm dis.. will Unaab sell PT form dis year.. how did dey run dere pt program... did dey do entrance exam again or not...pls help me need dis very urgent..

Codedboy95: yes it would. Buh they will firstly pick those daht scored 40% and above in post utme.. If you didnt score upto 40% in post ume just chill and no fear. I hav a friend daht scored 30% in his post utme score last year and he was admitted...thou he wasnt given the course he choose

I pray so ooo

no new story kilode ahhhh

can I change my course ooo

pls can some 1 change course

didl Unaab shortlist everybody for screening or does dat have above cut off mark

Prevent urself & ur spouse from diabetes. A
couple married for 20yrs were recently
diagnosed with diabetes. Findings showed they
both contacted d disease as a result
of d name they called each other such as honey,
sweety, sugar, sweetheart and
chocolate. Start calling ur spouse names like
yoyobitter, bitterkola,dogoyaro,
bitterleaf, bitterlemon, alabukun, oroki, epa ijebu
e.t.c. Don't laugh alone share

Prevent urself & ur spouse from diabetes. A
couple married for 20yrs were recently
diagnosed with diabetes. Findings showed they
both contacted d disease as a result
of d name they called each other such as honey,
sweety, sugar, sweetheart and
chocolate. Start calling ur spouse names like
yoyobitter, bitterkola,dogoyaro,
bitterleaf, bitterlemon, alabukun, oroki, epa ijebu
e.t.c. Don't laugh alone share
with

pls did Unaab use Putme alone to drop std or all join with jamb nd o level

hapi Sunday to all funaab aspirant see u soon by Gud grace... am scared am hapi my heart beat fast sometime when am waiting for my Putme result... any MCB aspirant hook up @ 2go Adeniregun6 @ Facebook .. prince Adeniregun oluwatayo Israel. whatsapp and viber nd wechat +2348093984473 ...

Dr T.I:
Mawnin doc.ow was ya nyt?

how week end

morning pals

46.75

me self no result found ooooooo wetin dey sele

Odilop:
Thank God o admission na sure tin o. mcb candidates iyke me 07068859764 whatsapp

am also an mcbite.. 08093984473

thank God 4 my exam 2day too sure baba ijebu number.. packing my load 4 Unaab.. I don gain admission already.. if u believed u have also gain admission I beg go write ur own

I don miss ooo just 2days offline d thread don full... Wednesday 10am loading..... baba God help ya son oooo

pellycute: signify if ur avin ur exam on thurs,10:30am at colplant auditorium . . seat no is 176. .lets get to knw ourselves . .thanks,dearies

was up pellycute no reply 4 whatsapp

hummmmmm baba God nah ur hand I dey.... Wednesday... 10a.m Julius okojie lecture theatre 1,.. Abk on my mind... any microbiology applicant... on Wednesday.... hook up on 2go@ Adeniregun6

ehhh u people dey scared me

anybody having exam today

just dey disturb people i beg go pack well