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Adaorababy:
. This Doffboy must really like hairy nyansh, due to the frequent use of shalanga without roofing sheets where you spy on your fellow 'afonja wife's nyansh'. Your view is only limited to your pitiable and local environment. I'm really sorry for your miserable life.

I have really achieved my projected goal. If you had not replied me last night, I might have been devastated thinking you had won but hence you replied, you have just made your shamelessness global.


Having proven to the world that you're a f00l, I will no longer comment on your mentions going forward because you're my slave. I have recently bought you for life as a result of the resounding defeat I gave you besides, you keep saying one word over and over again. Thus, you've literally become boring.


So, the first task I'll want you to do for me, your master going forward is to continue to bark like a dog even when you're being ignored.


Talking about discipline, unlike you, I will keep to my words, nothing you say will provoke me to reply you because anything you type will be under the influence of the torment I have already put you through. So, I'd happily understand the sifia pains you're going through.

Meanwhile, you have the floor now to display more of your stupidity. The world is watching. I'll be watching ' in view only' too. Remember, silence is the answer to a f00l. Anytime you bark without response, bear in mind you're a fool.




For as long as you continue to mention me, carry this slogan heavily and conspicuously in your lizard-like heart. 'Doffboy, Afonja is an omo ale bastard'. That will be my response to you going forward.


Not that I will literally reply you, but it will figuratively be my response to you. So, anytime you mention me in a suicide-like manner, it will mean that the word 'Doffboy, Afonja is an omo ale bastard' is the reason for your torment.



Au re voir, Doffboy, Afonja, omo ale bastard.

Adaorababy:
I keep saying it. You're a dunce. Let me break it down, you're a mumu with cow brain. I never see person wey dull like this boy before. You just keep shaming your village people.

How's this beer parlour thoughts even possible self? What do you even high on? Cow shit? Coz certainly this is no weed.

I'm just happy for one thing. The way I'm able to remotely control your miserable life. By the time I'm through with you, your remains will be worse than the remains of a rotten meat devoured by vultures. It gives me so much joy. Mumu wey dey suffer from sifia pains thinks I'm walking in his shoes too. Doffboy, my servant, nothing else gives me joy that you replied my chat after vowing not to. It means I own you now. You be omo ale.

Anything you continue to say going forward proves you're a born by mistake omo ale. Don't worry, when I'm through with you, you'd be exhausted to type with those your rotten fingers.

Adaorababy:
. Doffboy. Mumu, you think Google works that way? Google is not an Afonja site. Your mumu is so legendary. You should be given a mumuish award to your name. Google can only give you what you alone imagine coz you're delusional. In other words, you're mad. I didn't realize you were so pained during those days of your silence. What else did you do with your time during the break?

Doffboy, my servant

Kings999:
I WATCHED THE SPEECH, HE WAS TALKING NONSENSE.... ONE NIGERIA IS A SCAM.....

THANK YOU......

Adaorababy:
Doffboy is a true bastard o. People come and see Doffboy. You didn't know I have you on remote control. I knew there was no way you wouldn't respond to my last post. I told you unless this is over before it can become so.

I just wondered how much of sleepless nights it gave you that it took you nearly a week to respond. Chai. Sorry, my boy. I told you, you're my boy and my slave. What you don't know is I'm your creator. It's insulting when I'm ever compared to you. The only comparison should be a relationship between a master or a servant, or between a God and his worshipper.

My boy,you have nothing to offer as usual except your endless blunders which you keep making. You can never travel beyond south west with this quality of education. You can only be claiming local champion in your street. Who in the world says " an hairy" what kinda blunder is that? Where did you even come from self? Why are you so shameless?

Meanwhile , Congratulations , Google has confirmed you as a prostitute ahaaa

Adaorababy:
Afonja doffboy is like Adam after eating the forbidden apple.


Wherein I am Lord. And I echo loudly, " Afonja! Afonja!! Afonja!!! Doffboy! Doffboy!! Doffboy!!! Where art thou?"

And Afonja the Doffboy replies, " I am ashamed and naked"

Then, I ask, "Who told you that you are naked?"

Then Afonja queries, "Is it not the bashing of my life that You gave me that stripped me naked? You thoroughly beat me black and blue. If I knew you were this potent, I won't have tried my ignorance on You". (Doffboy, please take note on the letter cases).

Then, I am furious and with much anger I say, " So, you had the audacity to challenge Adaora, your God, for this singular act, you are cursed with a curse of utter silence for the rest of your life. You shall neither make further comment on this matter nor on any other nairaland issue. If you ever post, comment, share or like any subject on nairaland, I shall revisit you with a much bigger punishment and plague than this."

And Afonja cries and wails in silence knowing fully well how terribly, Adaora, his God had conquered him.



This tribute is in terrifying memory to Late Doffboy, the Afonja illiterate.




















The End...

CilicMarin:
Open Discussion:

1. Restore Our President's Tweet.

2. Ban Nnamdi Cownu like Facebook did.

3. Register your company with CAC.

4. Establish an office in Nigeria.

5. Undertake not to censor our President going foward.

6. Apologize for amplifying FAKE NEWS that led to the killing and destruction of properties during the infamous #EndSAR.

Until you do that...Twitter Is Banned!

sreamsense:
Even the native doctor can not disappear from being arrested by police. No wonder charms are not even working for IPOP/ESN. I wonder what religion will dominate in Biafraland because these IPOB/ESN and their fake chinco Moses (Nnamdi Kanu) believe too much in charms and odeshi than believing in God of Isreal.

We have been telling you for so many years ago that Kanu is visionless, deceiver and coward but some of you didn't believe, now you can see your life. War never started, they have already started catching them like chinko fish.

Adaorababy:
You've just justified your stupidity

Adaorababy:
Another banger... Which one is "an hairy prostitute" again?



Afooooooooonja!!! Idiegwu!!!

Adaorababy:
. In order to understand your posts, I always engage some afonjas to help me translate your posts from Yoruba to English because personally, I can't comprehend you.

But why all the plenty talk? Please note that I'm not responsible for your life's misfortunes. Don't come and commit suicide o.


Afonja illiterate.

Adaorababy:
Don't confuse typo errors with your low IQ. When something happens once, it's an incident, when it happens twice, it's a coincidence but when it happens after a third time, it becomes a pattern. This is who you are. You're a dullard. I may school you for free but I can not have my prospective student learn by compelling me. It doesn't make you appear smart. You only look more stupid.

I'm glad you know you've been typing all gibberish but I can't teach you in the manner that you want to learn. Perhaps, if you could approach me in a more polite way, then I may impact my intellectual prowess to you. Until then, you can keep making foolery of your entire generation for free. What I have achieved in life, no single member of your family either dead, alive or yet unborn can attain such success. Remember, no be curse I'm just stating a very bitter fact.


Illiterate Afonja

Adaorababy:
You can not make a correct sentence. Until the day you type correctly only will I stop replying your mentions, but up until then, I will continue to torment you into making more grammatical blunders.


Only an illiterate says "Am still waiting for your English law to support your point" or says

"You're so shameless to even mentioned your poor name with prostitute"

Not to mention, "Adora , a branding prostitute".


Afonja illiterate

Adaorababy:
How can I have an intellectual challenge with an illiterate that does not know how to properly place punctuations?

Even the sentence, "Adora , a branding prostitute" reeks of error.

Adaorababy:
Hmmm. This life ehn.
Adaora, a branding prostitute?
Let Afonja teaches you?
I always proud to be Afonja?
How I wish you should reply?

Not a single correct sentence in all the gibberish you spewed. And you want to match me up with a challenge?

How come you're so daft like this? Can you please go and complete your secondary education ?

Afonja illiterate. Why am I already so disgusted?

Adaorababy:
You mean your dumb challenge?

Adaorababy:
Ewwwwww.

Nuelito:
Truth be told....money is very important but does the watch read time differently when compared to my normal Five Hundred Naira Rubber watch?

Ojiofor:
So because of this your useless reasoning the voilence should continue?
Fulani this Fulani that,why don't you leave police and army alone and face the Fulani terrorist?
You idiöts are busy killing fellow Igbo in the name of fighting Fulani.Fööls.

Adaorababy:
Is there no educated person around you? Why are you making foolery of your tribe? I'd be ashamed to be associated with such an egotistical illiterate like you.

Afonjas are really shameless

Adaorababy:
Did the otondo just repeat the jargon? I feel like to throw up on you, right now people wey no Sabi anything no dey shame. But your shame dey shame me

Adaorababy:
Chisos!!! See expression of English language. English language has just been murdered in a dangerous manner. Afonja is a branding prostitute. This boy never finish secondary school aswear to God. Branding kor Margarine ni. Never did I mention branding. I described myself as a brand not as a branding. What does that even mean?


Illiterate Afonja. Why you dey disgrace your whole tribe na? And Dem go dey claim say Dem know book. Maybe in comparison to Fulani una masters. Because a master's holder in South West can not match up his/her intellectual prowess with a secondary school certificate holder in the East.


Afonja is a slave to Fulani

Adaorababy:
Thank God you know I brand myself and hold myself in high esteem which certifies that I'm not in your league. You're just too daft to accept I'm in a higher class than any member of your family either dead or alive can/have be(en).

I know say my sentence don confuse the illiterate Afonja. Maybe I should even type in pidgin English strictly so you can comprehend me going forward.



Fulani slave

Adora is a branding , hairy prostitute

Adaorababy:
So, you can analyze this much? That's quite impressive. But like I said earlier, my 10 year old son has more future than your entire community of fools.

Nothing interesting can come out from you other than the only word you learnt from personal experiences which I believe was incited by your mother frolicking with every Tom, Dick and Harry. Your mother is a renowned prostitute. You must have been very hurt by her frivolous lifestyle which propelled you to learn only one thing throughout your school learning. Any sensible person who goes through our series of arguments will know that the illiterate has been you all along. It is a common thing in Yoruba land for women to sell their bodies for N100.

Proud Igbo lady

Afonja, Fulani slave

Adaorababy:
Afonja. Why do you keep running away? This war of words ain't over until I say it is. I'm certain the embarrassment you've received from me will serve as deterrent to you in the future so you don't just randomly advertise your stupendous and disgusting attitude on people's quotes.

Ewu Fulani

Adaorababy:
Yes. But is that why are you are so allergic to spewing gibberish all the time?
How can I make this boy to have sense?

Adaorababy:
Jobless Afonja slave. You mean to tell me people don't combine pidgin and English? Please tell me something new

Adaorababy:
You're so dumb. Even pidgin English is difficult for you to comprehend. You sure say the rats for your house no smart pass you so?


Fulani slave

Adaorababy:
Person wey no fit spell correctly wey no Sabi use of tenses wey dey murder English language anyhow dey call him master illiterate. You see life. Never underestimate the power of stupid people o

Fulani slave