Adaorababy:


Thank God you know I brand myself and hold myself in high esteem which certifies that I'm not in your league. You're just too daft to accept I'm in a higher class than any member of your family either dead or alive can/have be(en).

I know say my sentence don confuse the illiterate Afonja. Maybe I should even type in pidgin English strictly so you can comprehend me going forward.



Fulani slave

Ahaaaa ! You even admitted you are branding yourself . Chei.
Fake people used to brand themselves if your brain is dead to know that .

Anyway , That was why I said you live a fake life .

Adora is a branding , hairy prostitute

You just have another quality lolz

You have suffered a lot

doffman:


Ahaaaa ! You even admitted you are branding yourself . Chei.
Fake people used to brand themselves if your brain is dead to know that .

Anyway , That was why I said you live a fake life .

Adora is a branding , hairy prostitute

You just have another quality lolz

You have suffered a lot

Chisos!!! See expression of English language. English language has just been murdered in a dangerous manner. Afonja is a branding prostitute. This boy never finish secondary school aswear to God. Branding kor Margarine ni. Never did I mention branding. I described myself as a brand not as a branding. What does that even mean?


Illiterate Afonja. Why you dey disgrace your whole tribe na? And Dem go dey claim say Dem know book. Maybe in comparison to Fulani una masters. Because a master's holder in South West can not match up his/her intellectual prowess with a secondary school certificate holder in the East.


Afonja is a slave to Fulani

Adaorababy:



Chisos!!! See expression of English language. English language has just been murdered in a dangerous manner. Afonja is a branding prostitute. This boy never finish secondary school aswear to God. Branding kor Margarine ni. Never did I mention branding. I described myself as a brand not as a branding. What does that even mean?


Illiterate Afonja. Why you dey disgrace your whole tribe na? And Dem go dey claim say Dem know book. Maybe in comparison to Fulani una masters. Because a master's holder in South West can not match up his/her intellectual prowess with a secondary school certificate holder in the East.


Afonja is a slave to Fulani

It is glaring you are an illiterate that failed to understand English .

You don't know where to use brand and and a branding . The same way you did not know how to use programmable and programmed ahaa . OLODO .

You are a branding and hairy prostitute . Show it to your teacher and tell him to confirm your illiteracy .
So because you use brand in your own context then , I should use it as well. It is glaring you are an illiterate of highest order .

Tell me a law where to not use a word branding alongside with a word prostitute. You need a small lecture self .

Adora , you are a branding prostitute

I challenge you if you have something upstair.

doffman:


It is glaring you are an illiterate that failed to understand English .

You don't know where to use brand and and a branding . The same way you did not know how to use programmable and programmed ahaa . OLODO .

You are a branding and hairy prostitute . Show it to your teacher and tell him to confirm your illiteracy .
So because you use brand in your own context then , I should use it as well. It is glaring you are an illiterate of highest order .

Tell me a law where to not use a word branding alongside with a word prostitute. You need a small lecture self .

Adora , you are a branding prostitute

I challenge you if you have something upstair.

Did the otondo just repeat the jargon? I feel like to throw up on you, right now people wey no Sabi anything no dey shame. But your shame dey shame me

Adaorababy:



Did the otondo just repeat the jargon? I feel like to throw up on you, right now people wey no Sabi anything no dey shame. But your shame dey shame me

It is a challenge . OLODO
It is glaring you don't have anything upstair .

See a branding prostitute forming English teacher .

I challenge you , You are a confirmed illiterate who always write in Pidgin English.

@ adorababy popularly known as the only shameless Nairaland prostitute .

You will not escape this time.

What is wrong in using a word branding alongside with a word prostitute ?


Today , I will show you that your illiteracy is of highest order .

doffman:




It is a challenge . OLODO
It is glaring you don't have anything upstair .

See a branding prostitute forming English teacher .

I challenge you , You are a confirmed illiterate who always write in Pidgin English.

Is there no educated person around you? Why are you making foolery of your tribe? I'd be ashamed to be associated with such an egotistical illiterate like you.

Afonjas are really shameless

Adaorababy:


Is there no educated person around you? Why are you making foolery of your tribe? I'd be ashamed to be associated with such an egotistical illiterate like you.

Afonjas are really shameless

is this your reply to my challenge ?

Ahaaaa . You are a confirmed illiterate .

The challenge is still open .

Adora , a branding prostitute forming a village teacher ahaaaa.

doffman:


is this your reply to my challenge ?

Ahaaaa . You are a confirmed illiterate .

The challenge is still open .

Adora , a branding prostitute forming a village teacher ahaaaa.

Ewwwwww.

Adaorababy:


Ewwwwww.

Which language is that ?

Is this your reply to my challenge ? Lolz

doffman:


Which language is that ?

Is this your reply to my challenge ? Lolz

You mean your dumb challenge?

Adaorababy:


You mean your dumb challenge?

Ahaaaa

You must reply to my challenge and finish what you have started .

Adora , a branding prostitute. Ahaaaaa

How I wish you should reply to my challenge and you will see how I will lecture you.

The challenge is still open
Let Afonja teaches you what you lack .

I always proud to be Afonja !

What about you ?

doffman:

Ahaaaa

You must reply to my challenge and finish what you have started .

Adora , a branding prostitute. Ahaaaaa

How I wish you should reply to my challenge and you will see how I will lecture you.

The challenge is still open
Let Afonja teaches you what you lack .

I always proud to be Afonja !

What about you ?

Hmmm. This life ehn.
Adaora, a branding prostitute?
Let Afonja teaches you?
I always proud to be Afonja?
How I wish you should reply?

Not a single correct sentence in all the gibberish you spewed. And you want to match me up with a challenge?

How come you're so daft like this? Can you please go and complete your secondary education ?

Afonja illiterate. Why am I already so disgusted?

Adaorababy:




Hmmm. This life ehn.
Adaora, a branding prostitute?
Let Afonja teaches you?
I always proud to be Afonja?
How I wish you should reply?

Not a single correct sentence in all the gibberish you spewed. And you want to match me up with a challenge?

How come you're so daft like this? Can you please go and complete your secondary education ?

Afonja illiterate. Why am I already so disgusted?

Another challenge ahaaaa

Now, let us start with the first challenge if only you have something upstair ?

This time , you will not escape .

Adora , a branding prostitute.

doffman:




Another challenge ahaaaa

Now, let us start with the first challenge if only you have something upstair ?

This time , you will not escape .

Adora , a branding prostitute.

How can I have an intellectual challenge with an illiterate that does not know how to properly place punctuations?

Even the sentence, "Adora , a branding prostitute" reeks of error.

Adaorababy:


How can I have an intellectual challenge with an illiterate that does not know how to properly place punctuations?

Even the sentence, "Adora , a branding prostitute" reeks of error.

It is glaring , You don't know anything .

Am still waiting for your English law to support your point.

You are so shameless to even mentioned your poor name with prostitute .

Adora , a branding prostitute .

Adora , a branding prostitute.

Upon all your bragging , you will still run to Oyo state to sell your fake products before you will eat. Allah is great.

A slave herself calling other people slave

God is great

doffman:


It is glaring , You don't know anything .

Am still waiting for your English law to support your point.

You are so shameless to even mentioned your poor name with prostitute .

Adora , a branding prostitute .

You can not make a correct sentence. Until the day you type correctly only will I stop replying your mentions, but up until then, I will continue to torment you into making more grammatical blunders.


Only an illiterate says "Am still waiting for your English law to support your point" or says

"You're so shameless to even mentioned your poor name with prostitute"

Not to mention, "Adora , a branding prostitute".


Afonja illiterate

Adaorababy:


You can not make a correct sentence. Until the day you type correctly only will I stop replying your mentions, but up until then, I will continue to torment you into making more grammatical blunders.


Only an illiterate says "Am still waiting for your English law to support your point" or says

"You're so shameless to even mentioned your poor name with prostitute"

Not to mention, "Adora , a branding prostitute".


Afonja illiterate

So you mean, you can't defend your points with any valid law of English . You are an illiterate.

Up to the moment, no single valid point from any known evidence based research to support your notion . You think English is your Village language right ?

Adora, a branding prostitute forming a village teacher.

The challenge still open .

Upon all your bragging, you are still a poor prostitute who will run to Oyo and Minna to sell your body before you will eat .

You don't have any point again than to be suffering yourself to be looking for my typos errors.

Adora, a shameless and public prostitute .

Don't try to give any false excuse to stop replying me.

Just be looking how I will finish you in this forum.

Adora , a branding prostitute

doffman:


So you mean, you can't defend your points with any valid law of English . You are an illiterate.

Up to the moment, no single valid point from any known evidence based research to support your notion . You think English is your Village language right ?

Adora, a branding prostitute forming a village teacher.

The challenge still open .

Upon all your bragging, you are still a poor prostitute who will run to Oyo and Minna to sell your body before you will eat .

You don't have any point again than to be suffering yourself to be looking for my typos errors.

Adora, a shameless and public prostitute .

Don't try to give any false excuse to stop replying me.

Just be looking how I will finish you in this forum.

Adora , a branding prostitute

Don't confuse typo errors with your low IQ. When something happens once, it's an incident, when it happens twice, it's a coincidence but when it happens after a third time, it becomes a pattern. This is who you are. You're a dullard. I may school you for free but I can not have my prospective student learn by compelling me. It doesn't make you appear smart. You only look more stupid.

I'm glad you know you've been typing all gibberish but I can't teach you in the manner that you want to learn. Perhaps, if you could approach me in a more polite way, then I may impact my intellectual prowess to you. Until then, you can keep making foolery of your entire generation for free. What I have achieved in life, no single member of your family either dead, alive or yet unborn can attain such success. Remember, no be curse I'm just stating a very bitter fact.


Illiterate Afonja

Adaorababy:


Don't confuse typo errors with your low IQ. When something happens once, it's an incident, when it happens twice, it's a coincidence but when it happens after a third time, it becomes a pattern. This is who you are. You're a dullard. I may school you for free but I can not have my prospective student learn by compelling me. It doesn't make you appear smart. You only look more stupid.

I'm glad you know you've been typing all gibberish but I can't teach you in the manner that you want to learn. Perhaps, if you could approach me in a more polite way, then I may impact my intellectual prowess to you. Until then, you can keep making foolery of your entire generation for free. What I have achieved in life, no single member of your family either dead, alive or yet unborn can attain such success. Remember, no be curse I'm just stating a very bitter fact.


Illiterate Afonja

See the illiterate

Up to the moment , you are still dodging my question(s) to provide your evidence based valid answers and you still failed to provide it . lolz. You are still bragging up to the moment . Can't you stop disgracing yourself in an open forum .
Nobody will beg you to provide your valid answers to my questions . It is glaring , you can't provide an evidence based answers because you lack such knowledge.

Who begged you to come to open forum to run your mouth that you are a big girl .

Tell us your brand(s) or your business setup apart from your prostitution work ; let us see how big you are That is another challenge for you .

A public prostitute forming a big person
Aahaaaa.

You are a Mad YEBOO with a muscular Yam leg. so, your bragging is expected ; it is in your Gene. That was why you will always be a slave to Fulanis and Yorubas.

Adora, a public prostitute . You are a poor girl .
A prostitute is a prostitute , no matter how you package yourself .

Another question for you :
How much do you earn per month or per day since you claimed you are a successful Prostitute and I will tell you how poor you are .

Adora , you are a shameless prostitute no matter how you packaged yourself.

doffman:


See the illiterate

Up to the moment , you are still dodging my question(s) to provide your evidence based valid answers and you still failed to provide it . lolz. You are still bragging up to the moment . Can't you stop disgracing yourself in an open forum .
Nobody will beg you to provide your valid answers to my questions . It is glaring , you can't provide an evidence based answers because you lack such knowledge.

Who begged you to come to open forum to run your mouth that you are a big girl .

Tell us your brand(s) or your business setup apart from your prostitution work ; let us see how big you are That is another challenge for you .

A public prostitute forming a big person
Aahaaaa.

You are a Mad YEBOO with a muscular Yam leg. so, your bragging is expected ; it is in your Gene. That was why you will always be a slave to Fulanis and Yorubas.

Adora, a public prostitute . You are a poor girl .
A prostitute is a prostitute , no matter how you package yourself .

Another question for you :
How much do you earn per month or per day since you claimed you are a successful Prostitute and I will tell you how poor you are .

Adora , you are a shameless prostitute no matter how you packaged yourself.

. In order to understand your posts, I always engage some afonjas to help me translate your posts from Yoruba to English because personally, I can't comprehend you.

But why all the plenty talk? Please note that I'm not responsible for your life's misfortunes. Don't come and commit suicide o.


Afonja illiterate.

Adaorababy:



. In order to understand your posts, I always engage some afonjas to help me translate your posts from Yoruba to English because personally, I can't comprehend you.

But why all the plenty talk? Please note that I'm not responsible for your life's misfortunes. Don't come and commit suicide o.


Afonja illiterate.

It is glaring you are not well . What are we saying and what are you saying ?

Adora , an hairy prostitute . You are not well

doffman:


It is glaring you are not well . What are we saying and what are you saying ?

Adora , an hairy prostitute . You are not well

Another banger... Which one is "an hairy prostitute" again?



Afooooooooonja!!! Idiegwu!!!

Adaorababy:


Another banger... Which one is "an hairy prostitute" again?



Afooooooooonja!!! Idiegwu!!!

When I said you are an illiterate, do you think I was not right ?
Let me lecture you small.

Take your Biro and write it down.

Hairy

Meaning : covered with hair .
Status in a sentence : Adjective

Igbo women usually get unwanted hairs in their body like men


Prostitute
Meaning : you know that already
Position in a sentence : Noun

Rule : Adjective qualifies a Noun
or in a simpler term your brain will understand , Adjectives are the attributes of nouns .


Do you get that to your dull brain now ?

Adora, an illiterate prostitute .

Adora , an hairy prostitute .

I told you already , you don't have anything upstair .

doffman:




When I said you are an illiterate, do you think I was not right ?
Let me lecture you small.

Take your Biro and write it down.

Hairy

Meaning : covered with hair .
Status in a sentence : Adjective

Igbo women usually get unwanted hairs in their body like men


Prostitute
Meaning : you know that already
Position in a sentence : Noun

Rule : Adjective qualifies a Noun
or in a simpler term your brain will understand , Adjectives are the attributes of nouns .


Do you get that to your dull brain now ?

Adora, an illiterate prostitute .

Adora , an hairy prostitute .

I told you already , you don't have anything upstair .

You've just justified your stupidity

Adaorababy:



You've just justified your stupidity

Ahaaaaa . It pains her that I lectured her..

Adora , an illiterate prostitute has been humiliated in an open forum .


All my aims have been achieved . You are a confirmed Illiterate prostitute.

Note: If you quote me , I will not reply you again because, I don't want to engage myself with a known, shameless and illiterate prostitute like your personality ; You don't have anything upstair .
.

BYE

doffman:


Ahaaaaa . It pains her that I lectured her..

Adora , an illiterate prostitute has been humiliated in an open forum .


All my aims have been achieved . You are a confirmed Illiterate prostitute.

Note: If you quote me , I will not reply you again because, I don't want to engage myself with a known, shameless and illiterate prostitute like your personality ; You don't have anything upstair .
.

BYE

Apologies for a delayed response.

Even your lecture reeks of jargons. Your life is completely full of errors

doffman:


Ahaaaaa . It pains her that I lectured her..

Adora , an illiterate prostitute has been humiliated in an open forum .


All my aims have been achieved . You are a confirmed Illiterate prostitute.

Note: If you quote me , I will not reply you again because, I don't want to engage myself with a known, shameless and illiterate prostitute like your personality ; You don't have anything upstair .
.

BYE

Banger upon banger. And the dunce keeps bragging and making more errors. Shamelessness can be a virtue too. Like I said before, unless I call it a quit, this conversation ain't over.

doffman:


Ahaaaaa . It pains her that I lectured her..

Adora , an illiterate prostitute has been humiliated in an open forum .


All my aims have been achieved . You are a confirmed Illiterate prostitute.

Note: If you quote me , I will not reply you again because, I don't want to engage myself with a known, shameless and illiterate prostitute like your personality ; You don't have anything upstair .
.

BYE

Otondo, where are thou? Don't you know, he who fights and runs, na fear dey catch am?

doffman:


Ahaaaaa . It pains her that I lectured her..

Adora , an illiterate prostitute has been humiliated in an open forum .


All my aims have been achieved . You are a confirmed Illiterate prostitute.

Note: If you quote me , I will not reply you again because, I don't want to engage myself with a known, shameless and illiterate prostitute like your personality ; You don't have anything upstair .
.

BYE

I know it's not easy for you staying silent while I torment you having known you've been thoroughly defeated. Don't you have any more jargons to say? Please take this moment to reflect on your poor education and background. Maybe now that you're silent, let me use this medium to school you for free. Your silence shows you have unanimously crowned me a dexterous expert of English language. Now, If you must learn, call me 'master'. The offer is valid for only one hour.

Illiterate Afonja

doffman:


Ahaaaaa . It pains her that I lectured her..

Adora , an illiterate prostitute has been humiliated in an open forum .


All my aims have been achieved . You are a confirmed Illiterate prostitute.

Note: If you quote me , I will not reply you again because, I don't want to engage myself with a known, shameless and illiterate prostitute like your personality ; You don't have anything upstair .
.

BYE

Afonja doffboy is like Adam after eating the forbidden apple.


Wherein I am Lord. And I echo loudly, " Afonja! Afonja!! Afonja!!! Doffboy! Doffboy!! Doffboy!!! Where art thou?"

And Afonja the Doffboy replies, " I am ashamed and naked"

Then, I ask, "Who told you that you are naked?"

Then Afonja queries, "Is it not the bashing of my life that You gave me that stripped me naked? You thoroughly beat me black and blue. If I knew you were this potent, I won't have tried my ignorance on You". (Doffboy, please take note on the letter cases).

Then, I am furious and with much anger I say, " So, you had the audacity to challenge Adaora, your God, for this singular act, you are cursed with a curse of utter silence for the rest of your life. You shall neither make further comment on this matter nor on any other nairaland issue. If you ever post, comment, share or like any subject on nairaland, I shall revisit you with a much bigger punishment and plague than this."

And Afonja cries and wails in silence knowing fully well how terribly, Adaora, his God had conquered him.



This tribute is in terrifying memory to Late Doffboy, the Afonja illiterate.




















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