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Romance / Re: The Truth About Nigerian Ladies & Love - Men Beware by Dogalmighty17: 9:18pm On Apr 15
You can say that again.

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Romance / Re: How Can I Go Back To My Husband? by Dogalmighty17: 9:07pm On Apr 15
You stepped out. Other men have slept with you and now you want to go back to your husband? You are a fool.

Anyways. This rubbish never happened. The poster made it up.

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Sports / When Will Arsenal Fans Learn? by Dogalmighty17: 9:13pm On Apr 14
Those of them around me, I tried warning them since last year that arsenal doesn't have what it takes. Arsenal is always going to be a fluke. I told them arsenal can never carry the league in their own right. They will have to depend on City or Liverpool dropping points before arsenal can go anywhere. Because Arsenal well always mess up at the most critical of times.

I was called names just like those of you with Arsenal fans as friends were. We saw the writing on the wall and tried to warn them. They refused to listen.

The truth is that Arsenal is a club of perpetual failures. They are the w(h)ore of England. Anyone can f(u)ck them at anytime! So why put your hope on this kind of club? Such a massive underperforming club? Coming close no dey kill bird o!

From now till the end of the season, Arsenal fans deserve every mockery that comes their way.

Car Talk / Re: CNG Price Fall To N200/scm, Markerters Unveil More Stations In Lagos by Dogalmighty17: 10:08am On Apr 14
oyeb15:
The major problem of CNG is dat it's takes hours to fill. Between 4 to 8hours unlike petrol that I can fill my tank within 5mins.


We need better option jare.

Gazzuzz, how true is this?
Family / Re: Husband Caught His Politician Wife In Bed With Their Adopted Son (Pictures) by Dogalmighty17: 4:55pm On Apr 13
The man still doesn't get it. No one seduced your wife. You married a LovePeddler. Stop making excuses for her.

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Romance / Re: Wizkid Like Me But He Was Too Shy To Ask Me Out- Chindima by Dogalmighty17: 8:03am On Apr 13
This one that couldn't manage to have a career in the industry wants to use whiz to trend. If Big Whiz wanted you, he'd have gotten you and only a goat thinks a man breathing out money can be shy.
Family / Re: The Real Reason Why Bobrisky Was Arrested? by Dogalmighty17: 7:58am On Apr 13
Bloody lies. The government gave him a soft landing which he quickly took. If the government really wanted to deal with him, the over 250 million naira found in just one of his accounts as proceeds of laundered money would have been the basis of a longer jail term.

Bobrisky will be handsomely rewarded by the same government when all this is done. You don't need to be a child to know he is staying in the VIP section of the prison.

Bob is just on vacation. Don't buy the script Bob and government are playing.

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Travel / Re: Accident on 3rd Mainland Bridge, 2 Passengers Plunge Into Lagoon by Dogalmighty17: 3:48pm On Apr 10
English. Imagine the kind of error filled article a journalist posted without proofreading.

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Politics / Re: Meter Premium Customers In 60 Days, FCCPC Tells Discos by Dogalmighty17: 1:23pm On Apr 09
I get power less than 6 hours combined every week. Some weeks it is so bad that we don't even get power except for 3 hours on saturday. I won't say I'm in band C, D or E.

I think I'm in Prayer Band.

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Politics / Re: $2.3bn Siemens Power Project Transformers, Substations Arrive Nigeria by Dogalmighty17: 5:09pm On Apr 08
Ejiakusmith:
I just lose seven thousand naira now on a virtual bet .... Money I just withdraw for food stuffs purposes.......... Feeling like going to comma now 😭😭😭😭😭

Hurry and go. Don't come back.

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Family / Re: My Husband Of 10 Years Threw Me Out And Is Living With Another Woman by Dogalmighty17: 7:18am On Apr 08
When you use your character to frustrate a man to the point he has to seek solace in the arms of another woman, then what is your complaint for?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Mohammad Reza Zahedi Killed In Israeli Strike Was Architect Of October 7 by Dogalmighty17: 9:32pm On Apr 05
dangermouse:
The storm will only take Iran by surprise and take them back to the stone age.


Israel has been itching to lay hands on Iran and if Iran who we all know is working hard to obliterate Israel, dare to retaliate then Israel will go all out for them. It would be a total mayhem.

Make no mistake about this.

Arguing out of Ignorance. You think even the US would want to attack Iran? There is a difference between measured tactical strikes and full borne military invasion. I can assure you not the US nor Israel want to even contemplate what physical boots on ground in Iran will entail.

While Iran may not have the level of sophisticated weaponry the US and Israel have, they do command a deep and embedded network of sleeper agents all across the globe. Moreso, most of the drones Russia is currently using against Ukraine and Iranian built. Iran has several thousands of these lying around. These drones are cheap and can be used for saturation attacks that will overwhelm the iron dome and David sling Israel possesses.

There is a reason why the US maintains back channel contact with Iran. Nobody wants Iran drawn into this conflict. It can get messy for everyone and quickly.
Politics / Re: US Warns Citizens Over Shi’ites Protest In Abuja, Others by Dogalmighty17: 9:23am On Apr 05
Any useless shite protesting should be gunned down.

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Politics / Re: Electricity Tariff: Dr Joe Abah Throws A Challenge To AEDC by Dogalmighty17: 6:38am On Apr 05
I'm not on any band o! We hardly see light beyond 3 hours and they bring it mostly around 2am when folks are sleeping. And that's maybe 3 times in a week.

I think I'm on prayer band. So what's the charge for that?

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Family / Re: I Almost Divorce My Husband by Dogalmighty17: 9:31pm On Apr 04
This did not happen. Stop playing on people's intelligence.
Politics / Re: ‘i’ll Continue Making You Restless’, Fubara Fires Fresh Shot At Wike’s Camp by Dogalmighty17: 7:58pm On Apr 04
Fubara is now a man! It was only a matter of time. Except Wike pushes to impeach him, Fubara has put notice that he is now in charge. Wike should just face his Abuja and leave Wabara alone.

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Politics / Re: Electricity Tarriff Hike: "AEDC Want To Send Me Back To The Village" by Dogalmighty17: 12:25pm On Apr 04
donproject2:
Please o, we that only have like 6 hours of electricity per 2 weeks, what band are we??

I think we are in the Z band. That's if at all our own reach band. Maybe na prayer band we dey.

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Family / Re: Single Mother by Dogalmighty17: 3:36pm On Apr 02
Why will any young man want to start his marriage life on hard mode? Do you know what you are asking for?
Travel / Re: FG Has Begun Construction To Expand The Enugu 9th Mile-benue Expressway by Dogalmighty17: 8:51am On Apr 02
Nbote:
These pictures are nowhere near Enugu, Benue or Nigeria

Are you a clown?

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Travel / Re: FG Has Begun Construction To Expand The Enugu 9th Mile-benue Expressway by Dogalmighty17: 8:43am On Apr 02
I believe this road is a further extension of the Abuja-Keffi-Makurdi dualisation project. The Abuja-Makurdi part of the project has long been completed during the tenure of Buhari.

The Makurdi-Otukpo-9th mile stretch of the road is what remains. This road has huge economic potentials for Nigeria.

It is a Chinese government funded project and will be tolled. The Nigerian federal government committed less than 30% to the cost of the project.

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Religion / Re: Dunamis: Miracle Claim Causes Controversy by Dogalmighty17: 1:48pm On Mar 31
Hmmm
Religion / Re: Living Faith Church Wukari, Taraba State Building Collapsed! by Dogalmighty17: 8:54am On Mar 31
How do you nail together such heavy structures and then you aren't also creating load bearing wooden columns? I'm not an engineer by any means but even I understands that load bearing is very fundamental to any structure that must stand the test of time. Nothing supports the weight of that rubbish they were putting together.

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Travel / Re: 2 U.S Army Helicopters Crash Within 48 Hours, Killing Soldiers (Photos) by Dogalmighty17: 9:46am On Mar 30
This russian idiot. You only post idiotic news that seems to paint the US in bad light.

Just yesterday, your Russian anti-air defence system shut down a russian su-27 fighter jet in crimea. That's how incompetent you russians are. You are shooting down your own aircraft!

Get the hell out of here.

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Pets / Re: 84-year-old Legendary Crocodile At Delesolu Compound In Ibadan Dies by Dogalmighty17: 8:41pm On Mar 28
Fun fact:
The crocodile is the only animal that has an existence spanning 250 million years. Yes! They were there when the dinosaurs were roaming around.

They have a very strong bite force. Greater than that of the hippo. They are a deadly killing machine. They don't chew, they just swallow. They will swallow stones just like chickens to aid digestion.

They typically sleep for 17 hours a day. They need to. They are cold blooded so they need to conserve every energy and heat they can.

They can go months without eating. But be assured you don't want to meet one when it's looking for food. Crocs will rather be left alone. But if you make yourself available to be eaten? Who says no to a free meal?

They live on average for 40 years but some species are known to live for 80 to 100 years.

They don't make good pets and will eat you the first chance they get.

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Business / Re: Daily FX Turnover Jumps To Record $857 Million As Naira Gains Momentum by Dogalmighty17: 8:29pm On Mar 28
In simple terms, what the report is saying is that there is an increased flow of dollars and it has led to an active fx market. Most of the dollar injections aren't from the cbn. Rather they are from those who have held dollars for reasons I won't go into here.

The CBN has given everyone with hidden dollars a window to dispose of them and those who have hoarded dollars are gradually offloading them.

The dollar can still come down since no genuine economic factor was behind its rise.

There is a muted but substantive level of panic among dollar hoarders at the moment.

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Crime / Re: Cashier Caught Sharing Customer's Credit Card Details Via Facetime (photos) by Dogalmighty17: 9:40am On Mar 27
Kingcalls:
Since when did staff start using face caps in banks... she's not even putting on corporate wears ...and u all bought the story , hook , line and sinker ... that is not a bank

Some banks have days for casual wear.
Romance / Re: South African Ladies Reveal The Moment They Realized They Were “Hoes” by Dogalmighty17: 7:02am On Mar 27
"You are very wet down there..."

Go on. Keep giving women head. You will suck another mans sperm one day. That's if you haven't already.

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Celebrities / Re: Dayo Amusa Reacts To Bobrisky Winning 'Best Dressed Female' Award by Dogalmighty17: 10:14am On Mar 26
Those eyebrows on the actress though...
Family / Re: If You Run A DNA Test On Your Kid And Discover You Are Not The Biological Father by Dogalmighty17: 9:40pm On Mar 25
Why are you needlessly postulating? There is no scenario a normal Nigerian man will do anything outside throwing the child and the mom out.

There is no useless court in this country that can force me to play a father to a child that i clearly know doesn't belong to me.

That madness wey una dey study for law school make e remain for una stupid brain. People wey their color be white and black wetin be una work? No be to call white black and black white?

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Travel / Re: I Am Told I Am Dumb If I Marry A Nigerian Man by Dogalmighty17: 8:21am On Mar 25
I'm happy you seem to have found love. Of course your security is equally important as well. Your fears may be unfounded but aren't misplaced.

Ensure the embassy of your country here in Nigeria knows where you will be visiting in Nigeria and also make sure they have your man's contact information.

Like with all things of the heart, due diligence should always be there watchword and ofcourse guard your heart closely.
Family / Tinubu Must Make DNA Compulsory. He Will Win Re-election Easily. by Dogalmighty17: 11:25pm On Mar 24
Imagine this embarrassing rubbish. How did we get here as a country? Nigeria is the second highest country dealing with paternity fraud. What is the Senate and House of Representatives doing?
Why are the same churches that make HIV and pregnancy tests compulsory before the wedding not demanding for DNA testing before child dedication? This fraud has to be stopped!

It is in the front page already. But here is the link.
https://www.nairaland.com/8040731/nigeria-2nd-highest-rate-paternity

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