Ursullalindaa: Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own.
Man forgives woman anything save the wit to outwit him.
Women like silent men. They think they’re listening.
It was a man’s world. Then Eve arrived.
No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don’t have time.
Here’s to woman! Would that we could fold into her arms without falling into her hands. Women are nothing but machines for producing children.
To me, girls are just a pain in the ass.
Good women always think it is their fault when someone else is being offensive. Bad women never take the blame for anything.
Even if man could understand women he still wouldn’t believe it.
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you’re in the wrong house, that’s what it means.
Women hate everything which strips off the tinsel of sentiment, and they are right, or it would rob them of their weapons.
Here’s all you have to know about men and women: Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
I have always found women difficult. I don’t really understand them. To begin with, few women tell the truth.
The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose or too old to have anything to gain.
Never trust a woman, even though she has given you ten sons.
Women and people of low birth are very hard to deal with. If you are friendly to them, they get out of hand, and if you keep your distance, they resent it.
Heav’n hath no rage like love to hatred turn’d, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn’d.
Being a woman is a terribly difficult trade, since it consists principally of dealing with men.
I wouldn’t be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife.
Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast   |